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Willie's Bad Hair Day (A Children's Book for Adults)












Willie’s Bad Hair Day


Christopher D. Schmitz at Shakespir


Copyright 2016 Christopher D. Schmitz


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Willie’s Bad Hair Day was originally published in Space Squid Magazine in Spring 2008.

Something like an apology…

I understand that some of my readers might not appreciate the dark satire and absurd humor that I sometimes produce (or might even discourage other readers based on my content and the fact that I am usually a quite sanitized writer.) Please don’t be too butt-hurt. Satire is a humor form that sometimes hurts by bringing up issues that are perhaps too close-to-home. I’m not trying to be overly vulgar, but we live in exactly the kind of world where 5th graders are exposed to prophylactics and school-authorized, fruit-based penile instructional videos. And there’s the rub. It’s either laugh or cry.

Dear reader,

Thank you for reading my book. If you enjoyed it, won’t you please take a moment to leave me a review at your favorite retailer and share this title with your friends on social media? Discoverability is the lifeblood of success for indie authors and we can’t continue our craft without your help!


Christopher D Schmitz

About the author:

Christopher D Schmitz is an author of fiction and nonfiction as well as a regular blogger. He lives with his wife and two children and lead insanely active lives.

Following the completion of his first fantasy novel in the early 2000s, he began to work on lots of short fiction in order to refine his skills and went on to publish many pieces from 1,000-15,000 words in a variety of genres and in a number of venues. Putting fiction away for a while, he pursued post-graduate work where he received a new appreciation for nonfiction, but returned to his love for fiction with a greater commitment than ever.

In addition to writing and working with at-risk youth he is known known to play guitar (he played and sang in a rock band for several years,) or be found playing his bagpipes in seemingly random places. His wife thinks he’s a prima-donna like that.

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Piano of the Damned

Dekker’s Dozen: The Last Watchmen

Dekker’s Dozen: A Waxing Arbolean Moon

Why Your Pastor Left

John: In the John

Wolf of the Tesseract

The Kakos Realm: Grinden Proselyte

The Kakos Realm: Rise of the Dragon Impervious

The Kakos Realm: Death Upon the Fields of Splendor

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Willie's Bad Hair Day (A Children's Book for Adults)

  • Author: Christopher D Schmitz
  • Published: 2016-11-14 20:20:15
  • Words: 503
Willie's Bad Hair Day (A Children's Book for Adults) Willie's Bad Hair Day (A Children's Book for Adults)