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Q: What is the best thing to put in a pumpkin pie?
A: Your teeth!
Q: What is a pumpkin’s favorite game?
Q: What kind of key cannot unlock a door?
A: A turkey!
Q: What part of a turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside!
Q: How does Thanksgiving always end?
A: With the letter G!
Q: What is purple and blue and has a lot of feathers?
A: A turkey holding its breath for too long!
Q: How do you know the Indians were the first people in North America?
A: Because they had reservations!
Q: What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey?
A: I am pleased to eat you!
Q: Why did the Pilgrims first eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
A: Because they could not fit a moose in the oven!
Q: Why was Thanksgiving invented?
A: Another excuse to watch football!
Q: What did the army general do on Thanksgiving?
A: He gave tanks!
Q: What is black and white and red all over?
A: A pilgrim with poison ivy!
Q: What bird has wings but cannot fly?
A: A roasted turkey!
Q: Why was the turkey thrown in jail?
A: He was suspected of fowl play!
Q: Did you hear about the crazy turkey?
A: He was ready for Thanksgiving!
Q: Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
A: It was made of 24 carrots!
Q: What is brown and white and flies all over?
A: A Thanksgiving turkey being carved with a chain saw!
Q: What do you get when you cross a Thanksgiving dessert and a monster?
A: Bumpkin pie!
Q: What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
A: Peach gobbler!
Q: Can you spell Indian house with only two letters?
Q: Who is never hungry on Thanksgiving?
A: A turkey because it is always stuffed!
Q: Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling down?
A: Because they wore belt buckles on their hat!
Q: How come the large man did not get a second helping of pecan pie?
A: Because he ate it all the first time!
Q: What was the Pilgrim’s favorite dance?
A: The Plymouth Rock!
Q: What do vampires put on their mashed potatoes?
Q: Which country never celebrates Thanksgiving?
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because he wanted to prove that he wasn’t chicken!
Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
A: Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack!
Q: Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?
A: They landed on their feet!
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey and an octopus?
A: Enough drumsticks to feed the entire family!
Q: What did the snowman eat for Thanksgiving?
A: An ice-burger!
Q: How do you stuff a turkey?
A: Buy him two large pizzas and some cheeseburgers!
Q: Why did the monster get a ticket on Thanksgiving?
A: Because he exceeded the feed limit!
Q: Why did the Pilgrims want to come to America during the spring?
A: Because April showers bring May flowers!
Q: What smells so good at Thanksgiving?
A: Your nose!
Q: Why did the turkey hunter shoot the turkey?
A: He was in a fowl mood!
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