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Text Messages From Jesus (Comprehensive Edition With Over 30 Bible Studies In On


Text Messages From Jesus (Comprehensive Edition With Over 30 Bible Studies In On

"Blessed are the pure in heart, for they will see God." -Matthew 5:8 (NIV) It's Resurrection Sunday at MegaChurch Works-For-Grace. Pastor O.T. LawEnforcer just got done preaching a sermon on tithing money seeds to buy blessings, claiming that there was an anointing that day for the resurrection of finances after everyone had killed their credit by giving him their every last penny. Everybody's starving after the mandatory week long fast that was called for the whole church to participate in. Many are upset, though some are pleased, because Eliminated Discriminated was forcefully ushered out of the building and told to not return when he got to the mega church today after he had came out of the closet, telling the truth to others for the first time in his life earlier this week that he is gay. And the general feeling of the atmosphere is that everybody is exhausted after doing so much work trying to please God, who is continually advertised to the masses in this gargantuan church to be angry and perpetually unsatisfied with his children. As Deacon Doubtful prepares the elements for communion, Jesus (who Pure In Heart can see, because he is pure in heart) leans over and whispers in Pure In Heart's ear a word of prophecy to give the congregation. Pure In Heart quietly stands up, scared and shaking knowing of the potential uproar and ruckus that this word could stir, yet with stammering lips he still proclaims it nonetheless, "The Lord says! From this point forward! You all may text message Me at 1 (323) 539-8924, that’s 1 (323) Jesus-Christ, and I will answer any and all questions or concerns that you have with biblical responses and counsel!" Calamity ensues as everybody frantically scribbles with their pens and pencils on the tithing envelopes the digits of this precious phone number. Shouts of 'Hallelujah!' 'Amen!' and 'Bless God!' are heard ringing out through the sanctuary. As Pure In Heart nervously sits down, he leans over to Jesus and asks, "Lord, why on Earth did you have me prophesy my own phone number and say that you will answer it?" The Lord responds, "Because every word that you text will be an unction or utterance from Me, dear child. I will text through you as though it were Me typing on My own cell phone. Be not afraid, for I have had every answer already prepared since before time began. You will do just fine." Brace yourself. What you are about to read next throughout this book are the actual screenshots of the following conversations which were to take place that week between Jesus texting through Pure In Heart and the first wave of congregation members at MegaChurch Works-For-Grace to send their texts.......

  • Author: Buddy Valentine
  • Published: 2018-04-07 18:05:12
  • Words: 124
Text Messages From Jesus (Comprehensive Edition With Over 30 Bible Studies In On Text Messages From Jesus (Comprehensive Edition With Over 30 Bible Studies In On