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IF I WAS A FAT KID WATCHING ANIME

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If I Was A Fat Kid Watching Anime

[ computer scientist]

by Steven M. Borella

22 April 2016

[_for Vanessa; with love [meet me at the game (AT&T Park; Monday; June 27th; section 106; row _]

[_12; buy out the row baby!)] _]

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*Prologue *

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For all of you who have never been in an engineering department; the ones that have not

witnessed this for themselves; I will tell _ you from my _own accounts; they may only be with one [_woman in their entire lifetimes; if they do not change their ways [taking advantage of the _]

opportunities in which you do have; ones that another individual may not have access to] *THEY *

ARE IN TROUBLE. _ This is what I _saw when I observed the computer science students; these are the typical tendencies I observed: [_they always sat in the first row; the would brown nose; if _]

[_there were multiples, they would just make inside computer jokes all day _][I would like to note

that all of the engineers I met at the University of California, Santa Cruz were generally really

good people]; [_they always volunteered to go first; nobody liked them [everybody else was just as _]

[_disgusted as I was]; and among other things, they probably had never been LAID in their lives _]

[_[but they probably masturbated an average of five times a day]; I think it’s time to give these _]

[_individuals a 2ND CHANCE [so read on if you want to know what I believe to be, the secret to _]

success]!

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[*Chapter 1: *] [_DIET [win confidence] _]

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[_If you are FAT; and you WANT to LOSE weight; fucking diet; eat food that is always _]

[_high in protein; and low in fat [this is what I typically do; you can do it too!]. _]

[*Chapter 2: *] [_EXERCISE [lose weight] _]

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This is _easy _ too; SPEND A LITTLE LESS TIME ON THE COMPUTER; AND A

LITTLE MORE TIME GOING OUTSIDE. _ How do you ever get your VITAMIN D, _ [_if you never _]

go out in the SUN? More importantly; _how do you get by with your only FRIEND being your _

[_computer? If you live by the beach, THEN GO WALK ON THE FUCKING BEACH! LOSE _]

[_SOME FUCKING WEIGHT YOU FAT, FAT ASS! _]

[*Chapter 3: *] [_EAT LESS [lose weight] _]

The first three Chapters obviously carry the same theme; if you are EATING more than

three meals a day, you are most likely making a big mistake [ _AND CUT OUT THE FUCKING _

[_CHOCOLATE; AND THE PIZZA; AND THE ICECREAM; AND ANY OTHER JUNK FOOD _]

YOU STUFF YOUR FACE WITH ON A DALY BASIS]. When I worked at Round Table Pizza in

Scott’s Valley [owned by Jeff and Justin Acton ( [the worst people I have ever MET)], _] I _saw

plenty of fat people come in every day for our all-you-can-eat lunch buffet; I watched them drink

soda and eat pizza, and breadsticks, and cinnamon sticks [ _while watching anime on their _

computers] for HOURS; [_JESUS CHRIST MAN; BEING AT A PIZZA PLACE FOR 5 HOURS? _]

Are you fucking _kidding _ me? [_How did we go so WRONG? _]

[*Chapter 4: *] [_WATCH LESS PORN [win integrity] _]

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I _ watch_ a ton of porn myself [ [_well not a ton, because I get laid from time to time; but I _]

[_probably masturbate more than AVERAGE; and I really don’t care. It feels good, right? _]], but I

also get work _ done; I _NEVER _ sit around the house watching _television all day; doing nothing but watching shows and masturbating. _ Watch less porn; and spend more _time doing something

productive [ things, much like, I mention within all of these Chapters*[]*].

[*Chapter 5: *] [_MASTERBATE LESS [win self-control] _]

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THIS GOES HAND-IN-HAND WITH CHAPTER 4*[; *]So, NEXT!

[*Chapter 6: *] [_INVESTMENTS [win money] _]

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I am 28 years old; and I have a brokerage account on E-trade; [_all-in-all, I have probably _]

[_only deposited $1000 dollars [in over 30 different companies (penny stocks)] in the 2-month time _]

period that I have been trading. I also set up a Roth IRA _ account [ [_I would look into this; it is a] [_retirement account that you can pull money out of at any time]; and all your money (can be in _]

stocks/bonds) is TAX FREE! _] I set one up; but I haven’t used it [_yet; I am waiting for the right time to make a big investment. All you have to do is research the companies yourself; find out what products they have; find out how much their stock is going for; find out if the market is booming

[I primarily have been investing in Biotech and Cannabis ( I have also heard that this is the [TIME to buy stock in oil companies)]. _] Go out and _invest! Once you get your money _ in; _all _ you have to do is _sit back and watch [ as your net worth either goes up; or down].

[*Chapter 7: *] [_PROGRAM (ANY LANGUAGE) [win money] _]

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I have only had to program in a few _ classes [ _as I was an Electrical Engineering major];

however, in my time at UCSC, I had to learn the following programming languages [ _you can find _

relevant books for all programming languages, basically at any bookstore]: [_C, C++, _] and

Assembly Language. Find what language you like; go to the local bookstore; and buy a book; [_AND READ IT! _]

[*Chapter 8: *] [_GO OUT [win entertainment] _]

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[_YOU ARE NOT GOING TO MEET NEW PEOPLE [OR MAKE FRIENDS] IF YOU _]

NEVER LEAVE YOUR HOUSE! _] Go out and [_socialize; _drunk people always want someone to _

[_talk to; maybe that guy could be you! And maybe that could lead to more opportunities! _] Go to a

bar; go dine at a restaurant; go walk on the beach and stare at girls; and maybe you will get the courage to one-day talk to them [ [_requires building confidence; but all hope is not lost! _]].

[*Chapter 9: *] [_MEET NEW PEOPLE [win friends] _]

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The BEST way to MEET new PEOPLE is DESCRIBED in FULL in Chapter 8. _ _

[*Chapter 10: *] [_GAIN CONFIDENCE [win confidence] _]

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The best way to gain confidence is to PRACTICE; after all, where does anyone get

without a little hard work? I gained confidence because I approached a great deal of women; and you get better from each loss; and you have infinite gain when you are successful. _PLAY BY THE _

[NUMBERS! _] I can _honestly _ say that I cannot even _remember a time in which I was _turned down _

[ and I consider myself a very picky person; and an extremely VAIN individual]. I am not saying

this to sound cool; I’m saying this because [if I can do it, SO CAN YOU! _] Say you _see a beautiful woman in a bar. _If you walk past her, and say nothing, it has the same RESULT as if you had _

gone up to her and been turned down; so really, what do you have to lose? G o out and get ‘em

[_TIGER! _]

[*Chapter 11: *] [_REALIZE TRUE POTENTIAL [win opportunities] _]

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I QUITE DRINKING AND FINALLY REALIZED MY TRUE POTENTIAL; in the time

that I [HAVEN’T _] been _drinking, I have achieved the following: [_published over 18 ebooks; am 6 _]

weeks away from GRADUATING with a MASTER’S OF SCIENCE _from the University of _

[_California, Santa Cruz; INVESTED over $1000 into around 30 penny stocks; man, I could go on _]

[_FOREVER; but I won’t. _] One more time! [_GO OUT AND GET ‘EM TIGER! _]

[*Chapter 12: *] [_GO MEET WOMEN [win companionship] _]

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You cannot ACHIEVE this if you have not understood the _lesson _ in Chapter 10; Ok last

time; [_SO GO OUT AND GET E’M TIGER!!!!!!!! _]

[*Chapter 13: *] [_CHASE YOUR DREAMS [win happiness] _]

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The HARDEST part about CHASING a DREAM is MAKING it.

[*Chapter 14: *] [_LEARN HOW TO CONVERSE [win passion] _]

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Read Chapters 8-10 again.

[*Chapter 15: *] [_EDUCATE YOURSELF [win knowledge] _]

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I HAVE BEEN IN COLLEGE FOR AROUND 10 YEARS; IN THAT TIME, I HAVE

LEARNED A LOT [ [_however, I have acquired a great deal of debt (it’s a GAMBLE)]. _]

[*Chapter 16: *] [_DO SOMETHING UNIQUE [win originality] _]

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[_GO DO SOMETHING ORIGINAL! _]

[*Chapter 17: *] [_DO SOMETHING LEGENDARY [win respect of others] _]

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[_GO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL! _]

[*Chapter 18: *] [_DO SOMETHING GOD-LIKE [achieve elite status] _]

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[_GO DO SOMETHING THAT NO [*one *]HAS _]

[_EVER done BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! _]

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IF I WAS A FAT KID WATCHING ANIME

This is one more short excerpt from the, "If I Was A __" series; written by Steven M. Borella; an independent author, based out of Santa Cruz.

  • ISBN: 9781310166051
  • Author: Steven Borella
  • Published: 2016-04-23 00:35:12
  • Words: 1342
IF I WAS A FAT KID WATCHING ANIME IF I WAS A FAT KID WATCHING ANIME