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Fracula and Hamkenstein


Fracula and Hamkenstein

Strange noises were heard last night at the graves of Mary Shelley and Bram Stoker. The sounds were a sort of banging and thumping said witnesses who were holding Black Magic ceremonies nearby; very popular these days with black magic ceremony kits being so cheap at the Pound Shop. It is thought that Mary and Bram were turning in their graves after hearing that some author has written a tongue-in-cheeky ‘tribute’ to them. They, not being very happy with this actually got a copy (please don’t ask how; it’s complicated … ok, from the pound shop at midnight). However, after reading it, they both realised that the work is brilliant, and everyone should read it. How did they read with no eyes? I’ve no i-dea.

  • Author: Frankie Lassut
  • Published: 2018-07-15 22:35:06
  • Words: 18540
Fracula and Hamkenstein Fracula and Hamkenstein