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Q: What do you get when you cross a bomb and a dinosaur?
Q: What’s smarter than a talking dinosaur?
A: A spelling bee!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night?
Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes?
A: A tri-syrup-tops!
Q: What do you do if a dinosaur runs in your front door?
A: Run out the back door!
Q: Why do dinosaurs wear glasses?
A: To make sure they don’t step on other dinosaurs.
Q: What followed the dinosaur?
A: His tail!
Q: What dinosaur can’t stay out in the rain?
Q: What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur and a pig?
A: Jurassic pork!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that will never give up?
Q: What’s as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
A: It’s shadow!
Q: What do dinosaurs have that nothing else has?
A: Baby dinosaurs!
Q: What type of tool did cave men use?
A: A dino-saw!
Q: What does a T. Rex eat?
A: Anything he wants!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a large vocabulary?
A: A thesaurus!
Q: Where was the T. Rex when the sun went down?
A: In the dark!
Q: Why don’t dinosaurs take ballet lessons?
A: They outgrew their leotards!
Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
A: Because he was a plant eater!
Q: What do you do if there’s a dinosaur in your bed?
A: Find a new place to sleep!
Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?
Q: What do you call a dinosaur wearing high heels?
Q: Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?
A: To give the ants a chance!
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur walks through a strawberry field?
A: Strawberry jam!
Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?
A: Because he was a meat-eater!
Q: What makes more noise than a dinosaur?
A: A big group of dinosaurs!
Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a few pillows?
A: Down in the mouth!
Q: What do dinosaurs put on pizza?
Q: What’s the scariest dinosaur?
A: A terror-dactyl!
Q: What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
A: A dino-snore!
Q: What’s red on the outside and green on the inside?
A: A dinosaur wearing red pajamas!
Q: Why wouldn’t the dinosaur cross the road?
A: They weren’t invented yet!
Q: How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?
A: His tricycle will be parked outside!
Q: Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?
A: To get in his nest!
Q: How did the dinosaur pay his bills?
A: With Tyrannosaurus checks!
Q: Do you know how long dinosaurs are fed?
A: About the same amount of time as short dinosaurs!
Q: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
A: Try Sari’s Tops!
Q: Where did the triceratops buy her new shoes?
A: At the dino-store!
Q: What should you do when a dinosaur sneezes?
A: Get out of the way!
Q: What vehicle does space T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?
A: A Dinosaucer!
Q: How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in your closet?
A: The closet door won’t close!
Q: Which dinosaurs make great policeman?
Q: Which dinosaur can jump higher than a house?
A: All of them because houses don’t jump!
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because the chicken wasn’t invented yet!
Q: Who made the cavemen’s clothing?
Q: Why did the dinosaurs eat raw meat?
A: They didn’t know how to cook!
Q: What’s the most powerful dinosaur?
A: The Lizard of Oz!
Q: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
A: Tea Rex?
Q: What is T. Rex’s favorite numeral?
A: Ate (8)!
Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Q: Why was the dinosaur afraid of the ocean?
A: There was something fishy about it!
Q: Why didn’t the T-Rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?
A: Because he had no guts!
Q: What do you call it when two dinosaurs get in a car accident?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Q: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
Q: What do you say to a ten-ton dinosaur with headphones on?
A: Anything you want, because he can’t hear you!
Q: What’s the best way to talk to a dinosaur?
A: From very far away!
Q: How is a pterodactyl so quiet in the bathroom?
A: His ‘p’ is silent!
Q: What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a dinosaur?
A: A Tricera-hops!
Q: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?
A: Ptera Don!
Q: What was the most flexible dinosaur?
A: Tyrannosaurus Flex!
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