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A Taste Of My Thoughts Toilet Paper 2

A Taste Of My Thoughts

Toilet Paper 2

By Steve Lake

Copyright 2016

 

 

 

Shakespir Edition 2016

Published by Steve Lake

Copyright 2016 Steve Lake

 

 

 

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Toilet paper 2

Copyright 5-20-2016

Steve Lake

 

Toilet paper

You’re wrapped so tight

You wait for my beckoning

If it’s day or night

 

You sit there in silence

Oh what you must think

Never a word spoken

Even in the vapors of my stink

 

I sit in ponder

Giving myself a courtesy flush

Not checking before I sat down

I was sort in a rush

 

I see you are not full

No guarantee of help

You sit alone without brothers

And I just laid a turd of all mothers

 

With my hands I caress you

Figuring mathematics within my head

You shrink too fast as I approach your core

Wondering if there is enough for my chore

 

It’s time for me to begin to wipe

You’re shrinking too fast for my like

Down now to the last square I’m damned

What was I thinking before the poop went bam

 

There was a turning point that I should have questioned

Just in that moment a decision not made

I could have stopped and gathered more

That day becoming family lore

 

I’m left so lonely without a square

Twirling your core around my fingers thinking why not I dare

Slowly I peel you like an apple to the core

Giving myself a reprieve and my butt a sample of more

 

 

I peel your core layer by layer

Needing two ply so I reassemble

My end result equal to three squares

Here goes nothing because I am simple I dare

 

Around a camp fire in future days

Family lore spoke of bathroom dismays

Telling of patience and taking time to prepare

Also what happens when you rush in despair

 

You will end up with stinky fingers

A butt not fresh with an itch

All because you sat down to quickly

Not checking before you shit

 


A Taste Of My Thoughts Toilet Paper 2

  • ISBN: 9781370228188
  • Author: Steve Lake
  • Published: 2016-11-07 21:35:08
  • Words: 384
A Taste Of My Thoughts Toilet Paper 2 A Taste Of My Thoughts Toilet Paper 2