A Taste Of My Thoughts
Santa’s An Addict
By Steve Lake
Copyright 2016
Shakespir Edition 2016
Published by Steve Lake
Copyright 2016 Steve Lake
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Santa’s An Addict
Copyright 11-18-2014
Steve Lake
Deep into the North Pole
Lives a man in secret
Gorging himself on rice pudding
Topping the scales at 400 pounds
His name is Santa
Jolly ole Saint Nick to those whom has seen him
Not judging a book by the cover
Not all things are right at home
Santa has a fetish
Childhood problems carried through life
An addiction that includes others
It is just out of hand not right
Santa has enslaved the local elves
Slaving for him 14 hours a day
Building every toy of Santa’s desire
Hoping the fetish stops there they say
He uses the excuse
For every good girl and boy
A cover of convenience
A secret warehouse that Santa has full of toys
Toys made by the thousands
A duplicate of each is made
Santa says quality control
That smile of his is just wrong in so many ways
Remember if you judge Santa
On the naughty list you will go
Embrace the difference
And cover your backside
When you hear Santa say Ho, Ho, Ho
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