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A Taste Of My Thoughts Santa's An Addict

A Taste Of My Thoughts

Santa’s An Addict


By Steve Lake

Copyright 2016




Shakespir Edition 2016

Published by Steve Lake

Copyright 2016 Steve Lake




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Santa’s An Addict

Copyright 11-18-2014

Steve Lake


Deep into the North Pole

Lives a man in secret

Gorging himself on rice pudding

Topping the scales at 400 pounds


His name is Santa

Jolly ole Saint Nick to those whom has seen him

Not judging a book by the cover

Not all things are right at home


Santa has a fetish

Childhood problems carried through life

An addiction that includes others

It is just out of hand not right


Santa has enslaved the local elves

Slaving for him 14 hours a day

Building every toy of Santa’s desire

Hoping the fetish stops there they say


He uses the excuse

For every good girl and boy

A cover of convenience

A secret warehouse that Santa has full of toys


Toys made by the thousands

A duplicate of each is made

Santa says quality control

That smile of his is just wrong in so many ways


Remember if you judge Santa

On the naughty list you will go

Embrace the difference

And cover your backside

When you hear Santa say Ho, Ho, Ho



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A Taste Of My Thoughts Santa's An Addict

  • ISBN: 9781370041077
  • Author: Steve Lake
  • Published: 2016-11-23 17:20:08
  • Words: 288
A Taste Of My Thoughts Santa's An Addict A Taste Of My Thoughts Santa's An Addict