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A Taste Of My Thoughts Fart Of Disguise

A Taste Of My Thoughts

Fart of disguise

By Steve Lake

Copyright 2016




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Published by Steve Lake

Copyright 2016 Steve Lake




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Fart of disguise

Copyright 11-15-2016

Steve Lake



In childhood an introduction

A toy free to dispose

An unsuspecting brother

Ass to pillow we all know


The gas builds for our enjoyment

A thousand tunes we all know

From a squeak of a mouse

To an elephant trumpet blows


It is always with us

Especially when time is a bore

Always an innocent victim about

Ease out a silencer until their face explodes and pouts


Call it cheap entertainment

Call it just right down rude

No matter what you call it

The stink just ensues


In age brings wisdom

Expertise grown by the year

A talent of pure control

To set it free when needed and let it go


Apparently it is not poisonous

We have all been gassed

It might have escaped the well dressed

Or just by a bare ass


Some claim ownership

A proud parent to be

Others deny its existence

While they whine and plea


But a true expert within their field

Learned all of the tricks on how to change the smell

By eating different foods and herbs

When they serve it is an aroma of lunch

Just before the pungent smell


So when you hear the elephant trumpet blow

Or your eyes water from a mouse that squeaked

Or you heard a gush of wind gently blow

Beware it rises from the feet


So recognize the signs

Of farts in disguise

The guy with tears in his eyes

Just vaporized you with his surprise


Other signs to be watchful of

A single person darting from a crowd

A single laughter of one

Heard above the rest out loud


There are those that ogle

A dead stare into your eyes

Like a peeper at the window

Enjoying your reaction to their surprise


So when you hear distractive noises

It’s a fart being disguised

Oh damn my eyes are watering

From that one I am going to die


So as you read my garb

Remember you heard it here first

The last fart you did

You sniffed it like desert



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A Taste Of My Thoughts Fart Of Disguise

  • ISBN: 9781370881475
  • Author: Steve Lake
  • Published: 2016-11-15 20:35:13
  • Words: 451
A Taste Of My Thoughts Fart Of Disguise A Taste Of My Thoughts Fart Of Disguise