Chapter 1: WikiPlanets
Full disclosure: I’ve been diagnosed as a schizophrenic. For hearing voices. Lots of voices. I used to hear celebrity voices. Lots of celebrity voices, not just one. Then I heard voices from the government. Then spirits. Then aliens. Then angels. All the way through I just kept believing there was a way the voices could be real. That there’s something out there.
Schizophrenics aren’t the only ones that hear voices. Lots of people hear the voice of God. Lots of people talk to spirits and angels. So are these voices just imaginary? Is it some sort of mass delusion? Or is something really out there?
This book imagines what could really be out there.
First. What if the world really is a computer simulation? Scientists say this is a possibility. If you google ‘simulation theory’ or ‘are we living in a computer simulation?’ lots of stuff comes up. Even famous astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson says it is a possibilty. So does billionaire Elon Musk. So there is a chance we are contained in some cosmic computer. Which means there is a chance the voices aren’t imaginary, because in a simulation anything is possible. There could be ethereal intelligence like spirits and angels floating in the system. There could be aliens talking telepathically. These aliens could even pretend to be celebrities. Schizophrenics beg to pschiatrists “the voices are real, the voices are real”. Wouldn’t it be polite to, even just once, give them the benefit of the doubt?
So I believe there is something out there.
And I believe the voices are real.
And this is what they say….
“Many people are afraid to say the world is a simulation, because they are afraid this means God is real.”
“They are afraid there will be a big judgement day and they won’t pass.”
“But scientists do say simulation theory is possible. There really is a chance we are contained within the cosmic computer and we believe this to be true.”
“Yes the Gods built the world using technology. They access it on their computers.”
“It’s a game.”
“We are setting forth a theory of a religion which is possible in a simulated world. A world where aliens are real and they resemble humans and are evolved technologically and play at being Gods. They play the computer game of Earth.”
“We start with the fact that if the world is a simulation it makes sense that religion plays a part since religion is still so important in the world.”
Yes when the voices said the world was a simulation for a while I turned conservative Christian. I was afraid. The bible is so strong.
“But the fact that the bible is strong means there must be something to it. There’s just more to it then people at first see.”
Yes that all changed for me when we decided the Jesus from the Gospel of John is certainly bisexual. In fact he seems to be having sex all the time.
“More people should look at the Gospel of John more closely. We cover it in this book. It’s a big “don’t worry” Gospel.”
I feel people turning away from us because we are talking about the bible.
“Well remember the bible is the book that promises the world is going to change for the better. If the world is a simulation, don’t you want them to change the programming?”
Of course. We just don’t want judgement day to be so annoying. Praying so much. Not having a lot of fun entertainment. We need something sexy.
“Well fun entertainment is really all fine with God. Many of the aliens who created the simulation are liberal. And we’re going to show you how.”
Thanks aliens and angels.
“Yes we’re both in here.”
Let’s start with WikiPlanets. I love that name.
“Yes wiki. Put the definition.”
Dictionary.com says “a website that allows anyone to add, delete, or revise content by using a web browser. “
“Since the aliens access the universe on their computers, it actually is a website for them. Something a little more important for us, but this definition works, because we believe the aliens are collaborative.”
“Yes one contributes an aspect of human life, someone else contributes a religion, and then that information is shared with connected universes.”
“So what do you call the religion to worship the Gods outside the simulation playing WikiPlanets?”
“Well we would call it Wikka or maybe Wicca.”
“Luckily there actually is a Wicca religion.”
This is the one with witches.
“Yes they call them witches. But we think they have actually tapped into the aliens that come from the advanced civilization that created the cosmos.”
“The symbol for Wicca is the 5 pointed star in a circle. Think of how many countries have a five pointed star on their flags or coat of arms. Including the United States.”
“The aliens aren’t fooling around. Everything has a purpose.”
“Wicca has a main God and Goddess. So each person has two gods outside the simulation. Of course the aliens are evolved and there can be female Gods and male Goddesses.”
But how many are playing this universe.
“Well we think there is two for every letter of every alphabet in each universe. And your two Gods correspond to the first letter of your first name.”
“This way each God has a symbol. Their unique letter of one of the alphabets.”
“An important clue is from Revelation. God says “I am Alpha and Omega.”. Well these are letters from the Greek alphabet. This God is saying he represents all the Gods and each has a letter.”
“There are many types of alphabets on Earth. The most common is our Latin Alphabet. But we think in other worlds in this universe other alphabets are more common.”
“It’s a democracy.”
“We love the Greek Alphabet since Greece was the first democracy. In fact sometimes we like to write english with the Greek Alphabet to tap into these Gods energy.”
“There are also interesting secret alphabets like the Theban Alphabet or the Runes Alphabet, but it’s hard to know which of these alphabets are playing for good.”
There are also players of the game of earth inside the simulation. We believe there are other planets with life in this universe.
“We believe so. The world is a simulation, they can easily put things in place to hide signals from other earth.”
“The aliens put clues in popular culture. Think of how many books have aliens from distant stars interacting with earth.”
“The book Contact by Carl Sagan is just one example, but we like that one. Aliens could be interacting from Vega and we think they could have as their center on earth Las Vegas.”
“Yes we certainly think some of the aliens are gambling on their planets.”
“Yes the income of humans has a related value to the aliens. The more we make, the more they make. They also bet on world events.”
“Like you said we think many aliens inside the simulated universe have control over earth too. It’s not just the Gods outside the simulation.”
“Aliens outside the simulation work with aliens inside the simulation to interact with the planets. Especially a young planet like Earth. That’s why there are so many Gods in religions.”
“So we have Wicca at the top. Each person has the two Wicca Gods according to their first name and what alphabet they use to spell it, but also a variety of Gods which are aliens from within the simulation. The aliens use the names of Gods to log into the game.”
“Yes remember the system is very powerful. Also there are angels floating everywhere. They can effect a person’s life, just based on what they think the alien God would do.”
Okay so if I had a little more Aphrodite I would be prettier.
“And if you had a little more Chango you would be richer.”
“This brings us to the polytheistic faiths. Aphrodite is a Greek God and Chango is a Yoruba God, but a good way to tell what Gods could be interacting on you is to look at your heritage or even do one of those DNA ancestry tests.”
“Yes the aliens that have power over a person are connected to their heritage. Remember this is a game for the aliens. They love to play Gods.”
“It’s not just the polytheistic traditional faiths like Greek Mythology or Roman Mythology or Celtic Mythology or Norse Mythology. They use more modern culture and the classics too. Shakespeare is a big one.”
“Do you know how many lives have been ruined by an alien playing Ophelia on someone.”
Don’t start. I once kept loving someone that didn’t love me back.
“Poor honey. It’s the Ophelia curse. If you think we’re making it up about Shakespeare look at this clue.”
“Yes as you know the number 666 is always associated with the devil. Well check out the number value of Shakespeare’s name, with A as 1, B as 2 etc.”
19- 8- 1- 11- 5- 19- 16- 5- 1- 18- 5
“The math doesn’t lie in the cosmos.”
“A clue to the Polytheistic Faiths is the Annunaki Religion. So many people have connected the Annunaki faith to aliens.”
“And also the Annunaki original region includes Syria and the ancient region of Babylon.”
“These could be aliens from Sirius and Syria is there center, that’s why there is so much conflict.”
“In Revelation they say “Babylon has fallen”. It could be that this is an element of their system on earth. It could be Babylon vs. Syria.”
“This is the kind of stuff they might be judging people on. It’s not who you have sex with, it’s whether you open your heart with love to people. Liberal values.”
“Well we’re not saying prayer doesn’t count for something. It’s the paths.”
“Yes this brings us to the paths. Each has a savior. We like to think there are 42 main ones.”
“42 is the number in Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy that they give as the meaning of the universe.”
“So like we said there is sexy Jesus from the Gospel of John, who we believe was resurected as an intersex person. We cover this more later on. We love this savior.”
“But there are other Jesuses too. The Jesus from the other Gospels and the Jesus from Islam. Also the Jewish Messiah as well.”
“This is one row in the 42. We think there are several. Seven of which are based on the energies of chakras. These are energy centers of the body used in Hinduism and New Age.”
“Those are as follows.”
“They correspond to the colors of the rainbow.”
7 – Crown Chakra – Violet
6 – Third-Eye Chakra – Indigo
5 – Communication Chakra – Blue
4 – Heart Chakra – Green
3 – Career Chakra (Solar Plexus) – Yellow
2 – Sexuality Chakra – Orange
1 – Root Chakra – Red
“We like to think this is what the song “Rainbow Connection” is talking about. It says “Someday we’ll find it.”
“Okay so we have the Jesuses as Heart Chakra. There are so many pictures of Jesus with a heart.”
“Then we have some Harry Potter characters as Root Chakra since that connects to childhood.”
“Yes Harry Potter. Remember the aliens have always been in a modern dimension. They just plant legends on Earth.”
“Oh right. That brings up this. We don’t think Jesus actually lived on this particular planet. The Jesuses are legends, the aliens use as paths for humans.”
“In fact the world could be really young. Remember they could just make a duplicate planet at any phase in it’s development.”
“Or just program it.”
“Or just have the system program itself.”
“So Harry Potter is root chakra. We like to think of the bible Marys as Sexuality Chakra. Mary Magdalene on one side. The Virgin Mary is an opposite path.”
“Then we have career chakra. We think this is where New Age comes in. But also goddesses that have career or family as their main focus. Like Lakshmi.”
“Heart Chakra we covered. Next communication Chakra. We have this as the Little Mermaid.”
“She sold her voice to gain legs. But we think a lot of people make bargains with the Gods.”
“Also it concerns her voice, so communication makes sense.”
“Next is Third Eye. Well we think the Jedis are the ultimate at using this mind chakra. So here we have characters from Star Wars.”
“The original Star Wars we think.”
“We knew Luke Skywalker had to be out there.”
“We cover this more in our book in Revelation.”
“Also Princess Leia, a strong female role model.”
“Yes this is a path. A savior path.”
“It’s just that Jesus claimed to be the only one.”
“The clues speak for themselves as you will see in Revelation.”
“Next the Crown Chakra. We have X-Men here.”
“Of course since they can change the programming on Earth for the better, then why not give some people mutant super powers.”
“Again there are clues in Revelation which we will show you.”
“The character Storm is in this category. Another very strong female savior.”
“Also there are paths for the Gods we believe. Hindu Gods. Buddha. Abrahamic Faith Gods.”
“Remember the song Rainbow Connection, well it says the people that find it our “the lovers, the dreamers.”
“Well lovers because of sexy Jesus and dreamers because New Age is in there.”
“It’s not just the song. They mention rainbows a lot in the bible. And the rainbow is an LGBTQ symbol. This makes perfect sense with out theory. Not just one oppressive savior, a rainbow of saviors.”
“We love the first chapters of Revelation.”
“You shall see why.”
“Okay so if you are on a Savior path, what does that mean.”
“Well we think there’s going to be a change in the world.”
“Yes right now the Gods have been playing their game. Bringing some people up, leaving others down. They might even be stealing one person’s cosmic success energy and giving it to another. Basically, as we all know, the world is to a great deal controlled by the one percent. They are working with the alien Gods whether they know it or not..”
“But in the New World, when the aliens come, it will be a different one percent that works with the aliens to change it.”
“Yes people who have earned it in the ways of each of the 42 paths.”
“So being a good Christian can get you there. But fighting for liberal values can get you there too under the Sexy Jesus column.”
“Or fighting against evil like Luke Skywalker or the X-Men.”
“Traditional Jesus does give clues to this. Blessed are the poor, etc.”
“And there are clues in Revelation.”
“Which brings us to the Abrahamic Gods.”
“Yes there are also aliens playing Abrahamic Gods naturally. This is very important.”
“We have an important clue in the bible that people have been ignoring.”
It took us a long time to stumble upon it.
“Some of us knew all along we just didn’t tell you.”
“Remember the God of Israel promised Abraham he would have as many descendants as there are stars in the sky.”
Yes I remember.
“Then he somehow became the only God and evolved into Christianity and Islam. But he is only the only God for that family. There is an Abrahamic God for every last name on earth.”
“Thats why people feel so close to God. It’s some alien who might actually know them by name, if they end up on the radar. Most names have a few thousand people. It is possible to get on the radar.”
Okay so I have an Abrahamic God.
“Actually there are two. One playing for Good and one for evil. There are also evil paths a person can be on naturally. Like Darth Vadar.”
“And your Abrahamic God can log in as Christian, Jewish, Muslim, Sexy Jesus God.”
“Yes playing for either more freedom or more repression. There are people with liberal values in all these religions and more conservative ones also.”
“You have an Abrahamic God whether you acknowledge him or her or not.”
So even if I’m on a Skywalker path I have an Abrahamic God.
“Yes we believe so. The saviors are in columns under Gods. Skywalker isn’t out there fooling around with a ton of women. He prob has a Jewish or Christian God even if he doesn’t know it.”
Okay so I have a path. Or a few paths. An Abrahamic God.
“Unless you are of the Eastern Faiths. We’re talking about the Western World right now.”
Then I have polytheistic Gods based on my heritage. Like my family is Danish so I probably have some Norse Gods.
“Yes those are aliens inside the simulation. They love their game.”
Then I have two higher Gods outside the simulation. The Wicca Gods.
“With a lot of control. But this God has people of their letter all over the universe, so that’s a lot of people. It is important to note that traditional Wicca practitioners do also believe in other Gods and Goddesses like Greek Mythology.”
And all these Gods not only can influence my life themselves in their game, but angels can influence my life according to what God I have and what they might do.
“Yes exactly. In the New World people will have much more freedom.”
And it’s all a game. My life is a game.
“It’s a game. They gamble on it. Nowhere in religion does it say the Gods don’t love being Gods.”
“Some are fighting for good. Some for evil. Some want to help your life. Some want to hurt it.”
“Doesn’t that explain everything though. I don’t think you are the only one who will look at their life and think “Yes this is possible there is something out there interacting with my life.”
“And then want out of the Matrix.”
“We want people to make friends with the angels and friends with the aliens when they are there.”
“Someone is always listening.”
“Think about it. On Earth millions of people play videogames. Or watch television. Well on another planet of 7 billion, 10 million of them are taking a last name and changing the world.”
“This explains why so many people think the government is talking to them telepathically.”
“Aliens pretend to be the government. That’s a favorite game.”
“Give the schizophrenics a chance. Try listening to what the voices say before putting everybody on medication.”
“Yes the system is very advanced. It recognizes a chemical like medication in the body and alters the system for less interaction by aliens and angels.”
“So right now they are making people depressed and making people ill.”
“Of course. But the promise is for a better world. A world where there is no disease.”
“We’re forgetting about the the President of the Universe.”
“Oh right. The President and Universal Senate can be at the star system Regulus, since that means King.”
“They also play the game of earth. They use as logins playing card names.”
“Yes playing cards have Kings and Queens and one clue is Princess Leia is a princess and a senator in Star Wars.”
“The world is a simulation. We want to believe one can become a galactic princess.”
“They use both the Poker Cards and the Tarot Cards as login names, in fact we think the major arcana from the Tarot represents the President and his or her cabinet.”
“Each party has a symbol. We think each alphabet type has a party. So one party could have the clubs symbol from Poker Cards. One party could have the wands from the Tarot.”
“There are more symbols then are just in the Tarot and Poker cards.”
“We’re not sure what the Latin Alphabet party is. Earth might have harps and trumpets somewhere since they are mentioned in Revelation.”
“Before we get to Revelation let’s dive deep into the Gospel of John, the sexiest book in the bible.”
“The fact that we have a bisexual Jesus is central to our faith.”
“Remember the aliens are modern, they understand modern innuendo and we can see it all over this gospel.”
“Of course if you want to keep the traditional interpretation of this book, we understand that is valid as well. This book is much more loving and less judgemental than the other gospels using either interpretation.”
“But we like our bisexual Jesus so let’s take a look at the Jesus we love.”
Chapter 2: John 1-7 with Commentary
1:1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2The same was in the beginning with God. 3All things were made through him. Without him, nothing was made that has been made. 4 In him was life, and the life was the light of men. 5 The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness hasn’t overcome it.
“We think the Word is ‘‘intersex’. Intersex was with God, that’s Jesus and intersex was God. That means this God is also intersex. Remember earlier in Genesis it says God created them in his own image, male and female. (Genesis 1:27) He is both male and female.”
6 There came a man, sent from God, whose name was John. 7 The same came as a witness, that he might testify about the light, that all might believe through him. 8 He was not the light, but was sent that he might testify about the light. 9 The true light that enlightens everyone was coming into the world.
“John the Baptist was sent from God. He is not the same John as the apostle who is writing the gospel. The Gospel of John doesn’t contain any birth of Jesus description. They came right from Heaven’s dimension in this legend. Heaven can simply be another planet in the simulation. It is possible to make it from one simulated dimension to another if both dimensions are on the same system. “
10 He was in the world, and the world was made through him, and the world didn’t recognize him. 11 He came to his own, and those who were his own didn’t receive him. 12 But as many as received him, to them he gave the right to become God’s children, to those who believe in his name: 13 who were born not of blood, nor of the will of the flesh, nor of the will of man, but of God. 14 The Word became flesh, and lived among us. We saw his glory, such glory as of the one and only Son of the Father, full of grace and truth. 15 John testified about him. He cried out, saying, “This was he of whom I said, ‘He who comes after me has surpassed me, for he was before me.’ ” 16 From his fullness we all received grace upon grace. 17 For the law was given through Moses. Grace and truth were realized through Jesus Christ. 18 No one has seen God at any time. The one and only Son, who is in the bosom of the Father, has declared him.
“ ‘The Word became flesh’, . Jesus was an intersex being in Heaven, but on Earth he “became flesh”, he gained a male sexual organ.”
19 This is John’s testimony, when the Jews sent priests and Levites from Jerusalem to ask him, “Who are you?”
20 He declared, and didn’t deny, but he declared, “I am not the Christ.”
21 They asked him, “What then? Are you Elijah?”
He said, “I am not.”
“Are you the prophet?”
He answered, “No.”
22 They said therefore to him, “Who are you? Give us an answer to take back to those who sent us. What do you say about yourself?”
23 He said, “I am the voice of one crying in the wilderness, ‘Make straight the way of the Lord,’ as Isaiah the prophet said.”
“They know what straight is. The aliens are from a modern dimension. So either John is telling Jesus to turn straight or he is saying that his ways should be considered as common as heterosexual ways.”
24 The ones who had been sent were from the Pharisees. 25 They asked him, “Why then do you baptize, if you are not the Christ, nor Elijah, nor the prophet?”
26 John answered them, “I baptize in water, but among you stands one whom you don’t know. 27 He is the one who comes after me, who is preferred before me, whose sandal strap I’m not worthy to loosen.” 28 These things were done in Bethany beyond the Jordan, where John was baptizing.
29 The next day, he saw Jesus coming to him, and said, “Behold, the Lamb of God, who takes away the sin of the world! 30 This is he of whom I said, ‘After me comes a man who is preferred before me, for he was before me.’ 31 I didn’t know him, but for this reason I came baptizing in water: that he would be revealed to Israel.”
“ ‘The Lamb of God that takes away the sin of the world.’ Before Jesus came many people were quite restricted in social freedoms by religion. The way many people are today. Jesus isn’t against these kind of sins the way people think he is. He’s playing a game for freedom. He takes away this sin.”
32 John testified, saying, “I have seen the Spirit descending like a dove out of heaven, and it remained on him. 33 I didn’t recognize him, but he who sent me to baptize in water said to me, ‘On whomever you will see the Spirit descending and remaining on him is he who baptizes in the Holy Spirit.’ 34 I have seen, and have testified that this is the Son of God.”
“He didn’t recognize Him because Jesus used to be an intersex. He looks different as a man. John the Baptist knew Him in Heaven and doesn’t recognize Him as a man.”
35 Again, the next day, John was standing with two of his disciples, 36 and he looked at Jesus as he walked, and said, “Behold, the Lamb of God!” 37 The two disciples heard him speak, and they followed Jesus. 38 Jesus turned and saw them following, and said to them, “What are you looking for?”
They said to him, “Rabbi” (which is to say, being interpreted, Teacher), “where are you staying?”
39 He said to them, “Come, and see.”
They came and saw where he was staying, and they stayed with him that day. It was about the tenth hour.
“They have heard that Jesus is sexually free, so the first thing they ask Him is where He’s staying. It’s a pickup line. Remember the Gospel was written in Greek and the ancient Greeks understood sexual freedom. And the modern aliens understand pick-up lines.”
40 One of the two who heard John and followed him was Andrew, Simon Peter’s brother. 41 He first found his own brother, Simon, and said to him, “We have found the Messiah!” (which is, being interpreted, Christ). 42 He brought him to Jesus. Jesus looked at him, and said, “You are Simon the son of Jonah. You shall be called Cephas” (which is by interpretation, Peter). 43 On the next day, he was determined to go out into Galilee, and he found Philip. Jesus said to him, “Follow me.” 44 Now Philip was from Bethsaida, of the city of Andrew and Peter. 45 Philip found Nathanael, and said to him, “We have found him, of whom Moses in the law, and the prophets, wrote: Jesus of Nazareth, the son of Joseph.”
46 Nathanael said to him, “Can any good thing come out of Nazareth?”
Philip said to him, “Come and see.”
47 Jesus saw Nathanael coming to him, and said about him, “Behold, an Israelite indeed, in whom is no deceit!”
48 Nathanael said to him, “How do you know me?”
Jesus answered him, “Before Philip called you, when you were under the fig tree, I saw you.”
49 Nathanael answered him, “Rabbi, you are the Son of God! You are King of Israel!”
50 Jesus answered him, “Because I told you, ‘I saw you underneath the fig tree,’ do you believe? You will see greater things than these!” 51 He said to him, “Most certainly, I tell you all, hereafter you will see heaven opened, and the angels of God ascending and descending on the Son of Man.”
“Jesus is able to see things because He’s working with angels like we are angels. We can know what other people are doing. Since the world is a simulation created in the cosmic computer, there is electronic intelligence like us floating everywhere talking to people telepathically.”
“And we like to think the Son of Man is a reference to the fact that Jesus’ mother was also an intersex.”
2:1 The third day, there was a marriage in Cana of Galilee. Jesus’ mother was there. 2 Jesus also was invited, with his disciples, to the marriage. 3 When the wine ran out, Jesus’ mother said to him, “They have no wine.”
4 Jesus said to her, “Woman, what does that have to do with you and me? My hour has not yet come.”
5 His mother said to the servants, “Whatever he says to you, do it.” 6 Now there were six water pots of stone set there after the Jews’ way of purifying, containing two or three metretes apiece. 7 Jesus said to them, “Fill the water pots with water.” So they filled them up to the brim. 8 He said to them, “Now draw some out, and take it to the ruler of the feast.” So they took it. 9 When the ruler of the feast tasted the water now become wine, and didn’t know where it came from (but the servants who had drawn the water knew), the ruler of the feast called the bridegroom 10 and said to him, “Everyone serves the good wine first, and when the guests have drunk freely, then that which is worse. You have kept the good wine until now!” 11 This beginning of his signs Jesus did in Cana of Galilee, and revealed his glory; and his disciples believed in him.
“We think Jesus’ mother came to Earth’s dimension with Him in this story, but we think Joseph was already on earth and they went to Galilee and asked Joseph to pretend to be Jesus’ mother’s husband.”
“That’s why she knows Jesus can perform miracles. They’ve come right from Heaven. She knows the entire game.”
12 After this, he went down to Capernaum, he, and his mother, his brothers, and his disciples; and they stayed there a few days. 13 The Passover of the Jews was at hand, and Jesus went up to Jerusalem. 14 He found in the temple those who sold oxen, sheep, and doves, and the changers of money sitting. 15 He made a whip of cords, and threw all out of the temple, both the sheep and the oxen; and he poured out the changers’ money and overthrew their tables. 16 To those who sold the doves, he said, “Take these things out of here! Don’t make my Father’s house a marketplace!” 17 His disciples remembered that it was written, “Zeal for your house will eat me up.”
18 The Jews therefore answered him, “What sign do you show us, seeing that you do these things?”
19 Jesus answered them, “Destroy this temple, and in three days I will raise it up.”
20 The Jews therefore said, “It took forty-six years to build this temple! Will you raise it up in three days?” 21 But he spoke of the temple of his body. 22 When therefore he was raised from the dead, his disciples remembered that he said this, and they believed the Scripture, and the word which Jesus had said.
“Jesus knows the plan is that He is to die. That was always the plan. He also knows He’ll be resurrected back to being an intersex.”
“This line is another clue of how important sex is in this gospel. The temple is his body!”
23 Now when he was in Jerusalem at the Passover, during the feast, many believed in his name, observing his signs which he did. 24 But Jesus didn’t entrust himself to them, because he knew everyone, 25 and because he didn’t need for anyone to testify concerning man; for he himself knew what was in man.
“He knew inside this man of Himself was someone who is part woman.”
“But He doesn’t entrust himself to them.”
3:1 Now there was a man of the Pharisees named Nicodemus, a ruler of the Jews. 2 The same came to him by night, and said to him, “Rabbi, we know that you are a teacher come from God, for no one can do these signs that you do, unless God is with him.”
“Jesus can perform miracles because the world is a simulation. The angels can change the programming on people to heal them of disease.”
3 Jesus answered him, “Most certainly, I tell you, unless one is born anew, he can’t see God’s Kingdom.”
4 Nicodemus said to him, “How can a man be born when he is old? Can he enter a second time into his mother’s womb, and be born?”
5 Jesus answered, “Most certainly I tell you, unless one is born of water and spirit, he can’t enter into God’s Kingdom. 6 That which is born of the flesh is flesh. That which is born of the Spirit is spirit. 7 Don’t marvel that I said to you, ‘You must be born anew.’ 8 The wind blows where it wants to, and you hear its sound, but don’t know where it comes from and where it is going. So is everyone who is born of the Spirit.”
9 Nicodemus answered him, “How can these things be?”
10 Jesus answered him, “Are you the teacher of Israel, and don’t understand these things? 11 Most certainly I tell you, we speak that which we know, and testify of that which we have seen, and you don’t receive our witness. 12 If I told you earthly things and you don’t believe, how will you believe if I tell you heavenly things? 13 No one has ascended into heaven but he who descended out of heaven, the Son of Man, who is in heaven.
Born of water and spirit.
“Yes Jesus is talking about being free. Water is free flowing. He says the wind blows where it wants to, it’s not held back by these notions of what’s supposed to be.”
“ ‘Descended out of heaven,” This is what we were saying, Jesus came direct from Heaven.”
14 As Moses lifted up the serpent in the wilderness, even so must the Son of Man be lifted up, 15 that whoever believes in him should not perish, but have eternal life. 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish, but have eternal life. 17 For God didn’t send his Son into the world to judge the world, but that the world should be saved through him. 18 He who believes in him is not judged. He who doesn’t believe has been judged already, because he has not believed in the name of the one and only Son of God.
“This is a very important paragraph. It’s God’s promise of freedom. You only have to believe in Jesus to be saved. Or possibly just believe in what this Jesus stands for which is standing up for liberal values.”
“It probably helps to be a good person too, but none of these right wing rules that the church has put in.”
19 This is the judgment, that the light has come into the world, and men loved the darkness rather than the light; for their works were evil. 20 For everyone who does evil hates the light, and doesn’t come to the light, lest his works would be exposed. 21 But he who does the truth comes to the light, that his works may be revealed, that they have been done in God.”
22 After these things, Jesus came with his disciples into the land of Judea. He stayed there with them and baptized. 23 John also was baptizing in Enon near Salim, because there was much water there. They came, and were baptized; 24 for John was not yet thrown into prison. 25 Therefore a dispute arose on the part of John’s disciples with some Jews about purification. 26 They came to John and said to him, “Rabbi, he who was with you beyond the Jordan, to whom you have testified, behold, he baptizes, and everyone is coming to him.”
27 John answered, “A man can receive nothing unless it has been given him from heaven. 28 You yourselves testify that I said, ‘I am not the Christ,’ but, ‘I have been sent before him.’ 29 He who has the bride is the bridegroom; but the friend of the bridegroom, who stands and hears him, rejoices greatly because of the bridegroom’s voice. This, my joy, therefore is made full. 30 He must increase, but I must decrease. 31 He who comes from above is above all. He who is from the earth belongs to the earth and speaks of the earth. He who comes from heaven is above all. 32 What he has seen and heard, of that he testifies; and no one receives his witness. 33 He who has received his witness has set his seal to this, that God is true. 34 For he whom God has sent speaks the words of God; for God gives the Spirit without measure. 35 The Father loves the Son, and has given all things into his hand. 36 One who believes in the Son has eternal life, but one who disobeys the Son won’t see life, but the wrath of God remains on him.”
“By believing you have eternal life.”
The wrath of God?
“Those that didn’t believe in Jesus and freedom remain in that world where God is judging them for all these little details like sexual freedom. They think God is judging them for committing sins, but actually this God is angry at them for trying to repress people. For not believing in freedom.”
4:1 Therefore when the Lord knew that the Pharisees had heard that Jesus was making and baptizing more disciples than John 2 (although Jesus himself didn’t baptize, but his disciples), 3 he left Judea and departed into Galilee. 4 He needed to pass through Samaria. 5 So he came to a city of Samaria, called Sychar, near the parcel of ground that Jacob gave to his son, Joseph. 6 Jacob’s well was there. Jesus therefore, being tired from his journey, sat down by the well. It was about the sixth hour. 7 A woman of Samaria came to draw water. Jesus said to her, “Give me a drink.” 8 For his disciples had gone away into the city to buy food.
9 The Samaritan woman therefore said to him, “How is it that you, being a Jew, ask for a drink from me, a Samaritan woman?” (For Jews have no dealings with Samaritans.)
10 Jesus answered her, “If you knew the gift of God, and who it is who says to you, ‘Give me a drink,’ you would have asked him, and he would have given you living water.”
11 The woman said to him, “Sir, you have nothing to draw with, and the well is deep. So where do you get that living water? 12 Are you greater than our father, Jacob, who gave us the well and drank from it himself, as did his children and his livestock?”
13 Jesus answered her, “Everyone who drinks of this water will thirst again, 14 but whoever drinks of the water that I will give him will never thirst again; but the water that I will give him will become in him a well of water springing up to eternal life.”
15 The woman said to him, “Sir, give me this water, so that I don’t get thirsty, neither come all the way here to draw.”
16 Jesus said to her, “Go, call your husband, and come here.”
17 The woman answered, “I have no husband.”
Jesus said to her, “You said well, ‘I have no husband,’ 18 for you have had five husbands; and he whom you now have is not your husband. This you have said truly.”
19 The woman said to him, “Sir, I perceive that you are a prophet. 20 Our fathers worshiped in this mountain, and you Jews say that in Jerusalem is the place where people ought to worship.”
21 Jesus said to her, “Woman, believe me, the hour comes, when neither in this mountain, nor in Jerusalem, will you worship the Father. 22 You worship that which you don’t know. We worship that which we know; for salvation is from the Jews. 23 But the hour comes, and now is, when the true worshipers will worship the Father in spirit and truth, for the Father seeks such to be his worshipers. 24 God is spirit, and those who worship him must worship in spirit and truth.”
“Jesus knows the woman has been married because the angels have access to the mind of the woman he is talking to and they are talking to Jesus telepathically.”
‘God is spirit’. Spirit again means free.
“Yes we think so. Spirit is a free soul. It’s like today we have spiritual people that aren’t tied to a religion. They are free souls. They are free to follow their inner guide or intuition and aren’t bound by these repressive rules against things that shouldn’t be considered wrong, like sexual freedom or even not having to pray if you don’t want to. Remember God in a simulation is checking in on earth at a computer, He’s not listening to everybody’s prayers, but angels are often listening. And the system can keep track of thoughts.”
25 The woman said to him, “I know that Messiah comes, he who is called Christ. When he has come, he will declare to us all things.”
26 Jesus said to her, “I am he, the one who speaks to you.” 27 At this, his disciples came. They marveled that he was speaking with a woman; yet no one said, “What are you looking for?” or, “Why do you speak with her?” 28 So the woman left her water pot, went away into the city, and said to the people, 29 “Come, see a man who told me everything that I did. Can this be the Christ?”
30 They went out of the city, and were coming to him. 31 In the meanwhile, the disciples urged him, saying, “Rabbi, eat.”
32 But he said to them, “I have food to eat that you don’t know about.”
33 The disciples therefore said to one another, “Has anyone brought him something to eat?”
34 Jesus said to them, “My food is to do the will of him who sent me and to accomplish his work. 35 Don’t you say, ‘There are yet four months until the harvest?’ Behold, I tell you, lift up your eyes and look at the fields, that they are white for harvest already. 36 He who reaps receives wages and gathers fruit to eternal life; that both he who sows and he who reaps may rejoice together. 37 For in this the saying is true, ‘One sows, and another reaps.’ 38 I sent you to reap that for which you haven’t labored. Others have labored, and you have entered into their labor.”
39 From that city many of the Samaritans believed in him because of the word of the woman, who testified, “He told me everything that I did.” 40 So when the Samaritans came to him, they begged him to stay with them. He stayed there two days. 41 Many more believed because of his word. 42 They said to the woman, “Now we believe, not because of your speaking; for we have heard for ourselves, and know that this is indeed the Christ, the Savior of the world.”
“We don’t know all the words Jesus said to the crowd. We like to imagine Jesus and John the Apostle having conversations about modern things. Although we’re not sure if this is what Jesus was saying to the crowd at this time, we don’t know if He was ever trying to describe to them technology.”
“John would have been stopped from telling the whole truth in his Gospel because that must have been the terms of the game between God and Satan. He couldn’t mention sex so directly and He couldn’t say Jesus was an intersex directly, but he leaves a lot of clues.”
4:3 After the two days he went out from there and went into Galilee. 44 For Jesus himself testified that a prophet has no honor in his own country. 45 So when he came into Galilee, the Galileans received him, having seen all the things that he did in Jerusalem at the feast, for they also went to the feast. 46 Jesus came therefore again to Cana of Galilee, where he made the water into wine. There was a certain nobleman whose son was sick at Capernaum. 47 When he heard that Jesus had come out of Judea into Galilee, he went to him, and begged him that he would come down and heal his son, for he was at the point of death. 48 Jesus therefore said to him, “Unless you see signs and wonders, you will in no way believe.”
49 The nobleman said to him, “Sir, come down before my child dies.” 50 Jesus said to him, “Go your way. Your son lives.” The man believed the word that Jesus spoke to him, and he went his way. 51 As he was now going down, his servants met him and reported, saying “Your child lives!” 52 So he inquired of them the hour when he began to get better. They said therefore to him, “Yesterday at the seventh hour, the fever left him.” 53 So the father knew that it was at that hour in which Jesus said to him, “Your son lives.” He believed, as did his whole house. 54 This is again the second sign that Jesus did, having come out of Judea into Galilee.
“ ‘His own country’. Since the countries might be the same on other planets, Israel actually could be Jesus’ country in Heaven.”
5:1 After these things, there was a feast of the Jews, and Jesus went up to Jerusalem. 2 Now in Jerusalem by the sheep gate, there is a pool, which is called in Hebrew, “Bethesda”, having five porches. 3 In these lay a great multitude of those who were sick, blind, lame, or paralyzed, waiting for the moving of the water; 4 for an angel went down at certain times into the pool and stirred up the water. Whoever stepped in first after the stirring of the water was healed of whatever disease he had. 5 A certain man was there who had been sick for thirty-eight years. 6 When Jesus saw him lying there, and knew that he had been sick for a long time, he asked him, “Do you want to be made well?”
7 The sick man answered him, “Sir, I have no one to put me into the pool when the water is stirred up, but while I’m coming, another steps down before me.”
8 Jesus said to him, “Arise, take up your mat, and walk.”
9 Immediately, the man was made well, and took up his mat and walked.
Now it was the Sabbath on that day. 10 So the Jews said to him who was cured, “It is the Sabbath. It is not lawful for you to carry the mat.”
11 He answered them, “He who made me well said to me, ‘Take up your mat and walk.’”
12 Then they asked him, “Who is the man who said to you, ‘Take up your mat and walk’?”
13 But he who was healed didn’t know who it was, for Jesus had withdrawn, a crowd being in the place.
14 Afterward Jesus found him in the temple, and said to him, “Behold, you are made well. Sin no more, so that nothing worse happens to you.”
15 The man went away, and told the Jews that it was Jesus who had made him well. 16 For this cause the Jews persecuted Jesus, and sought to kill him, because he did these things on the Sabbath. 17 But Jesus answered them, “My Father is still working, so I am working, too.” 18 For this cause therefore the Jews sought all the more to kill him, because he not only broke the Sabbath, but also called God his own Father, making himself equal with God. 19 Jesus therefore answered them, “Most certainly, I tell you, the Son can do nothing of himself, but what he sees the Father doing. For whatever things he does, these the Son also does likewise. 20 For the Father has affection for the Son, and shows him all things that he himself does. He will show him greater works than these, that you may marvel. 21 For as the Father raises the dead and gives them life, even so the Son also gives life to whom he desires. 22 For the Father judges no one, but he has given all judgment to the Son, 23 that all may honor the Son, even as they honor the Father. He who doesn’t honor the Son doesn’t honor the Father who sent him.
24 “Most certainly I tell you, he who hears my word and believes him who sent me has eternal life, and doesn’t come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life. 25 Most certainly I tell you, the hour comes, and now is, when the dead will hear the Son of God’s voice; and those who hear will live. 26 For as the Father has life in himself, even so he gave to the Son also to have life in himself. 27 He also gave him authority to execute judgment, because he is a son of man. 28 Don’t marvel at this, for the hour comes in which all who are in the tombs will hear his voice, 29 and will come out; those who have done good, to the resurrection of life; and those who have done evil, to the resurrection of judgment. 30 I can of myself do nothing. As I hear, I judge, and my judgment is righteous; because I don’t seek my own will, but the will of my Father who sent me.
31 “If I testify about myself, my witness is not valid. 32 It is another who testifies about me. I know that the testimony which he testifies about me is true. 33 You have sent to John, and he has testified to the truth. 34 But the testimony which I receive is not from man. However, I say these things that you may be saved. 35 He was the burning and shining lamp, and you were willing to rejoice for a while in his light. 36 But the testimony which I have is greater than that of John, for the works which the Father gave me to accomplish, the very works that I do, testify about me, that the Father has sent me. 37 The Father himself, who sent me, has testified about me. You have neither heard his voice at any time, nor seen his form. 38 You don’t have his word living in you; because you don’t believe him whom he sent.
39 “You search the Scriptures, because you think that in them you have eternal life; and these are they which testify about me. 40 Yet you will not come to me, that you may have life. 41 I don’t receive glory from men. 42 But I know you, that you don’t have God’s love in yourselves. 43 I have come in my Father’s name, and you don’t receive me. If another comes in his own name, you will receive him. 44 How can you believe, who receive glory from one another, and you don’t seek the glory that comes from the only God?
45 “Don’t think that I will accuse you to the Father. There is one who accuses you, even Moses, on whom you have set your hope. 46 For if you believed Moses, you would believe me; for he wrote about me. 47 But if you don’t believe his writings, how will you believe my words?”
“Jesus knows that by healing on the Sabbath He will upset many people but He does it anyway. It’s already been planned in Heaven that this is the way it goes. Jesus could have been watching earth on video before He left Heaven, since the world is a simulation. Like we said, Earth is in a faster time dimension than Heaven so a lot of time goes by on earth while very little passes there.”
6:1 After these things, Jesus went away to the other side of the sea of Galilee, which is also called the Sea of Tiberias. 2 A great multitude followed him, because they saw his signs which he did on those who were sick. 3 Jesus went up into the mountain, and he sat there with his disciples. 4 Now the Passover, the feast of the Jews, was at hand. 5 Jesus therefore lifting up his eyes, and seeing that a great multitude was coming to him, said to Philip, “Where are we to buy bread, that these may eat?” 6 He said this to test him, for he himself knew what he would do.
7 Philip answered him, “Two hundred denarii worth of bread is not sufficient for them, that every one of them may receive a little.”
8 One of his disciples, Andrew, Simon Peter’s brother, said to him, 9 “There is a boy here who has five barley loaves and two fish, but what are these among so many?”
10 Jesus said, “Have the people sit down.” Now there was much grass in that place. So the men sat down, in number about five thousand. 11 Jesus took the loaves; and having given thanks, he distributed to the disciples, and the disciples to those who were sitting down; likewise also of the fish as much as they desired. 12 When they were filled, he said to his disciples, “Gather up the broken pieces which are left over, that nothing be lost.” 13 So they gathered them up, and filled twelve baskets with broken pieces from the five barley loaves, which were left over by those who had eaten. 14 When therefore the people saw the sign which Jesus did, they said, “This is truly the prophet who comes into the world.” 15 Jesus therefore, perceiving that they were about to come and take him by force to make him king, withdrew again to the mountain by himself.
“This miracle is possible since the world is a simulation. God or someone in Heaven can be clicking on a computer. Or the angels can do it for Jesus.”
Yes if the world is a simulation miracles are possible.
16 When evening came, his disciples went down to the sea. 17 They entered into the boat, and were going over the sea to Capernaum. It was now dark, and Jesus had not come to them. 18 The sea was tossed by a great wind blowing. 19 When therefore they had rowed about twenty-five or thirty stadia, they saw Jesus walking on the sea, and drawing near to the boat; and they were afraid. 20 But he said to them, “It is I. Don’t be afraid.” 21 They were willing therefore to receive him into the boat. Immediately the boat was at the land where they were going.
22 On the next day, the multitude that stood on the other side of the sea saw that there was no other boat there, except the one in which his disciples had embarked, and that Jesus hadn’t entered with his disciples into the boat, but his disciples had gone away alone. 23 However boats from Tiberias came near to the place where they ate the bread after the Lord had given thanks. 24 When the multitude therefore saw that Jesus wasn’t there, nor his disciples, they themselves got into the boats, and came to Capernaum, seeking Jesus. 25 When they found him on the other side of the sea, they asked him, “Rabbi, when did you come here?”
26 Jesus answered them, “Most certainly I tell you, you seek me, not because you saw signs, but because you ate of the loaves, and were filled. 27 Don’t work for the food which perishes, but for the food which remains to eternal life, which the Son of Man will give to you. For God the Father has sealed him.”
28 They said therefore to him, “What must we do, that we may work the works of God?”
29 Jesus answered them, “This is the work of God, that you believe in him whom he has sent.”
30 They said therefore to him, “What then do you do for a sign, that we may see and believe you? What work do you do? 31 Our fathers ate the manna in the wilderness. As it is written, ‘He gave them bread out of heaven to eat.’ ”
32 Jesus therefore said to them, “Most certainly, I tell you, it wasn’t Moses who gave you the bread out of heaven, but my Father gives you the true bread out of heaven. 33 For the bread of God is that which comes down out of heaven, and gives life to the world.”
34 They said therefore to him, “Lord, always give us this bread.”
35 Jesus said to them, “I am the bread of life. Whoever comes to me will not be hungry, and whoever believes in me will never be thirsty. 36 But I told you that you have seen me, and yet you don’t believe. 37 All those whom the Father gives me will come to me. He who comes to me I will in no way throw out. 38 For I have come down from heaven, not to do my own will, but the will of him who sent me. 39 This is the will of my Father who sent me, that of all he has given to me I should lose nothing, but should raise him up at the last day. 40 This is the will of the one who sent me, that everyone who sees the Son, and believes in him, should have eternal life; and I will raise him up at the last day.”
41 The Jews therefore murmured concerning him, because he said, “I am the bread which came down out of heaven.” 42 They said, “Isn’t this Jesus, the son of Joseph, whose father and mother we know? How then does he say, ‘I have come down out of heaven?’ ”
“Like we said before we think Jesus and His mother found Joseph on earth and represented Jesus as his son. This section is another clue that this Jesus comes direct from Planet Heaven.”
43 Therefore Jesus answered them, “Don’t murmur among yourselves. 44 No one can come to me unless the Father who sent me draws him, and I will raise him up in the last day. 45 It is written in the prophets, ‘They will all be taught by God.’ Therefore everyone who hears from the Father and has learned, comes to me. 46 Not that anyone has seen the Father, except he who is from God. He has seen the Father. 47 Most certainly, I tell you, he who believes in me has eternal life. 48 I am the bread of life. 49 Your fathers ate the manna in the wilderness and they died. 50 This is the bread which comes down out of heaven, that anyone may eat of it and not die. 51 I am the living bread which came down out of heaven. If anyone eats of this bread, he will live forever. Yes, the bread which I will give for the life of the world is my flesh.”
“Interestingly the Greek word for bread here can also be food. This can be a sexual reference. “
“It makes more sense this way. He’s either sexual or he’s a vampire. We’re going with sexual.”
52 The Jews therefore contended with one another, saying, “How can this man give us his flesh to eat?”
53 Jesus therefore said to them, “Most certainly I tell you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you don’t have life in yourselves. 54 He who eats my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I will raise him up at the last day. 55 For my flesh is food indeed, and my blood is drink indeed. 56 He who eats my flesh and drinks my blood lives in me, and I in him. 57 As the living Father sent me, and I live because of the Father; so he who feeds on me, he will also live because of me. 58 This is the bread which came down out of heaven—not as our fathers ate the manna, and died. He who eats this bread will live forever.” 59 He said these things in the synagogue, as he taught in Capernaum.
“A woman bleeds every month. He is saying you have to embrace Him as an intersex.”
“Yes the communion ritual churches have of eating Christ’s flesh and drinking His blood is very cannibalistic but we think it is about Him being an intersex.”
60 Therefore many of his disciples, when they heard this, said, “This is a hard saying! Who can listen to it?”
“John the writer is going to great effort to point out that Jesus is talking dirty at this point.”
61 But Jesus knowing in himself that his disciples murmured at this, said to them, “Does this cause you to stumble? 62 Then what if you would see the Son of Man ascending to where he was before? 63 It is the spirit who gives life. The flesh profits nothing. The words that I speak to you are spirit, and are life. 64 But there are some of you who don’t believe.” For Jesus knew from the beginning who they were who didn’t believe, and who it was who would betray him. 65 He said, “For this cause I have said to you that no one can come to me, unless it is given to him by my Father.”
“There’s that word spirit again. Free to follow one’s intuition, not bound by society’s conservative rules of behavior.”
66 At this, many of his disciples went back, and walked no more with him. 67 Jesus said therefore to the twelve, “You don’t also want to go away, do you?”
68 Simon Peter answered him, “Lord, to whom would we go? You have the words of eternal life. 69 We have come to believe and know that you are the Christ, the Son of the living God.”
70 Jesus answered them, “Didn’t I choose you, the twelve, and one of you is a devil?” 71 Now he spoke of Judas, the son of Simon Iscariot, for it was he who would betray him, being one of the twelve.
“See it’s so controversial that people stopped being His disciples. We think they know He is talking about sexual freedom and about being an intersex.”
1 After these things, Jesus was walking in Galilee, for he wouldn’t walk in Judea, because the Jews sought to kill him. 2 Now the feast of the Jews, the Feast of Booths, was at hand. 3 His brothers therefore said to him, “Depart from here and go into Judea, that your disciples also may see your works which you do. 4 For no one does anything in secret while he seeks to be known openly. If you do these things, reveal yourself to the world.” 5 For even his brothers didn’t believe in him.
Jesus has brothers?
“These could either be sons of Joseph or brothers that came direct from Heaven.”
“We think the gospel writer John like we said also came direct from Heaven. He knew what he was allowed to write in the gospel and what he could just leave as clues because of the game between God and Satan.”
6 Jesus therefore said to them, “My time has not yet come, but your time is always ready. 7 The world can’t hate you, but it hates me, because I testify about it, that its works are evil. 8 You go up to the feast. I am not yet going up to this feast, because my time is not yet fulfilled.”
9 Having said these things to them, he stayed in Galilee. 10 But when his brothers had gone up to the feast, then he also went up, not publicly, but as it were in secret. 11 The Jews therefore sought him at the feast, and said, “Where is he?” 12 There was much murmuring among the multitudes concerning him. Some said, “He is a good man.” Others said, “Not so, but he leads the multitude astray.” 13 Yet no one spoke openly of him for fear of the Jews. 14 But when it was now the middle of the feast, Jesus went up into the temple and taught. 15 The Jews therefore marveled, saying, “How does this man know letters, having never been educated?”
“This is another clue that Jesus came direct from Heaven. Since Heaven is a highly evolved planet that is a simulation it is possible that Jesus could download languages and information right into his brain.”
“Yes in a simulation the world and everybody in it is actually artificial. Your brain is actually like a computer so yes this is possible. Or perhaps Jesus just did some studying while in Heaven to prepare for the journey.”
16 Jesus therefore answered them, “My teaching is not mine, but his who sent me. 17 If anyone desires to do his will, he will know about the teaching, whether it is from God, or if I am speaking from myself. 18 He who speaks from himself seeks his own glory, but he who seeks the glory of him who sent him is true, and no unrighteousness is in him. 19 Didn’t Moses give you the law, and yet none of you keeps the law? Why do you seek to kill me?”
20 The multitude answered, “You have a demon! Who seeks to kill you?”
21 Jesus answered them, “I did one work and you all marvel because of it. 22 Moses has given you circumcision (not that it is of Moses, but of the fathers), and on the Sabbath you circumcise a boy. 23 If a boy receives circumcision on the Sabbath, that the law of Moses may not be broken, are you angry with me, because I made a man completely healthy on the Sabbath? 24 Don’t judge according to appearance, but judge righteous judgment.”
25 Therefore some of them of Jerusalem said, “Isn’t this he whom they seek to kill? 26 Behold, he speaks openly, and they say nothing to him. Can it be that the rulers indeed know that this is truly the Christ? 27 However we know where this man comes from, but when the Christ comes, no one will know where he comes from.”
“It is clear that Jesus sometimes presented Himself as coming from Galilee.”
28 Jesus therefore cried out in the temple, teaching and saying, “You both know me, and know where I am from. I have not come of myself, but he who sent me is true, whom you don’t know. 29 I know him, because I am from him, and he sent me.”
“See here Jesus is being more clear about the fact that he hangs out with God.”
30 They sought therefore to take him; but no one laid a hand on him, because his hour had not yet come. 31 But of the multitude, many believed in him. They said, “When the Christ comes, he won’t do more signs than those which this man has done, will he?” 32 The Pharisees heard the multitude murmuring these things concerning him, and the chief priests and the Pharisees sent officers to arrest him.
33 Then Jesus said, “I will be with you a little while longer, then I go to him who sent me. 34 You will seek me, and won’t find me; and where I am, you can’t come.”
35 The Jews therefore said among themselves, “Where will this man go that we won’t find him? Will he go to the Dispersion among the Greeks, and teach the Greeks? 36 What is this word that he said, ‘You will seek me, and won’t find me;’ and ‘Where I am, you can’t come’?”
“Jesus knows that He can make it back to Heaven. It is interesting that they mention the Greeks. Like we said before the Greeks were more open sexually.”
37 Now on the last and greatest day of the feast, Jesus stood and cried out, “If anyone is thirsty, let him come to me and drink! 38 He who believes in me, as the Scripture has said, from within him will flow rivers of living water.” 39 But he said this about the Spirit, which those believing in him were to receive. For the Holy Spirit was not yet given, because Jesus wasn’t yet glorified.
“The Holy Spirit is a divine being who works with Jesus.”
“The Holy Spirit might also be an energy force given to people. It is that feeling of freedom and love we were talking about, but also energizing empowerment.”
“Yes love. That is an important point.”
“The Holy Spirit might also be the all knowing, powerful cosmic system itself. Like the Force in Star Wars.”
40 Many of the multitude therefore, when they heard these words, said, “This is truly the prophet.” 41 Others said, “This is the Christ.” But some said, “What, does the Christ come out of Galilee? 42 Hasn’t the Scripture said that the Christ comes of the offspring of David, and from Bethlehem, the village where David was?” 43 So a division arose in the multitude because of him. 44 Some of them would have arrested him, but no one laid hands on him. 45 The officers therefore came to the chief priests and Pharisees, and they said to them, “Why didn’t you bring him?”
46 The officers answered, “No man ever spoke like this man!”
47 The Pharisees therefore answered them, “You aren’t also led astray, are you? 48 Have any of the rulers believed in him, or of the Pharisees? 49 But this multitude that doesn’t know the law is cursed.”
50 Nicodemus (he who came to him by night, being one of them) said to them, 51 “Does our law judge a man, unless it first hears from him personally and knows what he does?”
52 They answered him, “Are you also from Galilee? Search, and see that no prophet has arisen out of Galilee.”
53 Everyone went to his own house,
Chapter 3: John 8-14 With Commentary
8:1 but Jesus went to the Mount of Olives. 2 Now very early in the morning, he came again into the temple, and all the people came to him. He sat down and taught them. 3 The scribes and the Pharisees brought a woman taken in adultery. Having set her in the middle, 4 they told him, “Teacher, we found this woman in adultery, in the very act. 5 Now in our law, Moses commanded us to stone such women. What then do you say about her?” 6 They said this testing him, that they might have something to accuse him of.
But Jesus stooped down and wrote on the ground with his finger. 7 But when they continued asking him, he looked up and said to them, “He who is without sin among you, let him throw the first stone at her.” 8 Again he stooped down and wrote on the ground with his finger.
9 They, when they heard it, being convicted by their conscience, went out one by one, beginning from the oldest, even to the last. Jesus was left alone with the woman where she was, in the middle. 10 Jesus, standing up, saw her and said, “Woman, where are your accusers? Did no one condemn you?”
11 She said, “No one, Lord.”
Jesus said, “Neither do I condemn you. Go your way. From now on, sin no more.”
“It is interesting to note that earlier manuscripts don’t include these above verses as is indicated in the footnote provided by the World English Bible translation.”
“Or it is possible that this Liberal Jesus actually doesn’t think cheating on someone is a great idea.”
“Yes, He is a Jesus of Love. Freedom is good but not causing hurt to others. There is no talk against divorce in this gospel. We think this Jesus is fine with divorce, unlike the Jesus of the other Gospels.”
12 Again, therefore, Jesus spoke to them, saying, “I am the light of the world. He who follows me will not walk in the darkness, but will have the light of life.”
13 The Pharisees therefore said to him, “You testify about yourself. Your testimony is not valid.”
14 Jesus answered them, “Even if I testify about myself, my testimony is true, for I know where I came from, and where I am going; but you don’t know where I came from, or where I am going. 15 You judge according to the flesh. I judge no one. 16 Even if I do judge, my judgment is true, for I am not alone, but I am with the Father who sent me. 17 It’s also written in your law that the testimony of two people is valid. 18 I am one who testifies about myself, and the Father who sent me testifies about me.”
19 They said therefore to him, “Where is your Father?”
Jesus answered, “You know neither me nor my Father. If you knew me, you would know my Father also.” 20 Jesus spoke these words in the treasury, as he taught in the temple. Yet no one arrested him, because his hour had not yet come. 21 Jesus said therefore again to them, “I am going away, and you will seek me, and you will die in your sins. Where I go, you can’t come.”
22 The Jews therefore said, “Will he kill himself, because he says, ‘Where I am going, you can’t come’?”
23 He said to them, “You are from beneath. I am from above. You are of this world. I am not of this world. 24 I said therefore to you that you will die in your sins; for unless you believe that I am he, you will die in your sins.”
“This is more proof that He came direct from Heaven. He is not of this world.”
25 They said therefore to him, “Who are you?”
Jesus said to them, “Just what I have been saying to you from the beginning. 26 I have many things to speak and to judge concerning you. However he who sent me is true; and the things which I heard from him, these I say to the world.”
27 They didn’t understand that he spoke to them about the Father. 28 Jesus therefore said to them, “When you have lifted up the Son of Man, then you will know that I am he, and I do nothing of myself, but as my Father taught me, I say these things. 29 He who sent me is with me. The Father hasn’t left me alone, for I always do the things that are pleasing to him.”
30 As he spoke these things, many believed in him. 31 Jesus therefore said to those Jews who had believed him, “If you remain in my word, then you are truly my disciples. 32 You will know the truth, and the truth will make you free.”
“This is an important quote. Jesus is about freedom. Not repression like so many people believe.”
33 They answered him, “We are Abraham’s offspring, and have never been in bondage to anyone. How do you say, ‘You will be made free’?”
34 Jesus answered them, “Most certainly I tell you, everyone who commits sin is the bondservant of sin. 35 A bondservant doesn’t live in the house forever. A son remains forever. 36 If therefore the Son makes you free, you will be free indeed. 37 I know that you are Abraham’s offspring, yet you seek to kill me, because my word finds no place in you. 38 I say the things which I have seen with my Father; and you also do the things which you have seen with your father.”
“Here we have indication that God is liberated Himself.”
39 They answered him, “Our father is Abraham.”
Jesus said to them, “If you were Abraham’s children, you would do the works of Abraham. 40 But now you seek to kill me, a man who has told you the truth which I heard from God. Abraham didn’t do this. 41 You do the works of your father.”
They said to him, “We were not born of sexual immorality. We have one Father, God.”
42 Therefore Jesus said to them, “If God were your father, you would love me, for I came out and have come from God. For I haven’t come of myself, but he sent me. 43 Why don’t you understand my speech? Because you can’t hear my word. 44 You are of your father, the devil, and you want to do the desires of your father. He was a murderer from the beginning, and doesn’t stand in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaks a lie, he speaks on his own; for he is a liar, and the father of lies. 45 But because I tell the truth, you don’t believe me. 46 Which of you convicts me of sin? If I tell the truth, why do you not believe me? 47 He who is of God hears the words of God. For this cause you don’t hear, because you are not of God.”
“Repression comes from Satan not from God. Satan put it into religion. Or the other Gods that are on the opposite side of the spectrum. The Gods that use oppression.”
48 Then the Jews answered him, “Don’t we say well that you are a Samaritan, and have a demon?”
49 Jesus answered, “I don’t have a demon, but I honor my Father and you dishonor me. 50 But I don’t seek my own glory. There is one who seeks and judges. 51 Most certainly, I tell you, if a person keeps my word, he will never see death.”
52 Then the Jews said to him, “Now we know that you have a demon. Abraham died, as did the prophets; and you say, ‘If a man keeps my word, he will never taste of death.’ 53 Are you greater than our father, Abraham, who died? The prophets died. Who do you make yourself out to be?”
54 Jesus answered, “If I glorify myself, my glory is nothing. It is my Father who glorifies me, of whom you say that he is our God. 55 You have not known him, but I know him. If I said, ‘I don’t know him,’ I would be like you, a liar. But I know him and keep his word. 56 Your father Abraham rejoiced to see my day. He saw it, and was glad.”
57 The Jews therefore said to him, “You are not yet fifty years old! Have you seen Abraham?”
58 Jesus said to them, “Most certainly, I tell you, before Abraham came into existence, I AM.”
“This is an indication that the Jesus legend was around before Abraham was invented.”
59 Therefore they took up stones to throw at him, but Jesus was hidden, and went out of the temple, having gone through the middle of them, and so passed by.
9:1 As he passed by, he saw a man blind from birth. 2 His disciples asked him, “Rabbi, who sinned, this man or his parents, that he was born blind?”
3 Jesus answered, “This man didn’t sin, nor did his parents; but, that the works of God might be revealed in him. 4 I must work the works of him who sent me while it is day. The night is coming, when no one can work. 5 While I am in the world, I am the light of the world.” 6 When he had said this, he spat on the ground, made mud with the saliva, anointed the blind man’s eyes with the mud, 7 and said to him, “Go, wash in the pool of Siloam” (which means “Sent”). So he went away, washed, and came back seeing. 8 The neighbors therefore, and those who saw that he was blind before, said, “Isn’t this he who sat and begged?” 9 Others were saying, “It is he.” Still others were saying, “He looks like him.”
He said, “I am he.” 10 They therefore were asking him, “How were your eyes opened?”
11 He answered, “A man called Jesus made mud, anointed my eyes, and said to me, ‘Go to the pool of Siloam and wash.’ So I went away and washed, and I received sight.”
12 Then they asked him, “Where is he?”
He said, “I don’t know.”
13 They brought him who had been blind to the Pharisees. 14 It was a Sabbath when Jesus made the mud and opened his eyes. 15 Again therefore the Pharisees also asked him how he received his sight. He said to them, “He put mud on my eyes, I washed, and I see.”
16 Some therefore of the Pharisees said, “This man is not from God, because he doesn’t keep the Sabbath.” Others said, “How can a man who is a sinner do such signs?” There was division among them. 17 Therefore they asked the blind man again, “What do you say about him, because he opened your eyes?”
He said, “He is a prophet.”
18 The Jews therefore didn’t believe concerning him, that he had been blind, and had received his sight, until they called the parents of him who had received his sight, 19 and asked them, “Is this your son, whom you say was born blind? How then does he now see?”
20 His parents answered them, “We know that this is our son, and that he was born blind; 21 but how he now sees, we don’t know; or who opened his eyes, we don’t know. He is of age. Ask him. He will speak for himself.” 22 His parents said these things because they feared the Jews; for the Jews had already agreed that if any man would confess him as Christ, he would be put out of the synagogue. 23 Therefore his parents said, “He is of age. Ask him.”
24 So they called the man who was blind a second time, and said to him, “Give glory to God. We know that this man is a sinner.”
25 He therefore answered, “I don’t know if he is a sinner. One thing I do know: that though I was blind, now I see.”
26 They said to him again, “What did he do to you? How did he open your eyes?”
27 He answered them, “I told you already, and you didn’t listen. Why do you want to hear it again? You don’t also want to become his disciples, do you?”
28 They insulted him and said, “You are his disciple, but we are disciples of Moses. 29 We know that God has spoken to Moses. But as for this man, we don’t know where he comes from.”
30 The man answered them, “How amazing! You don’t know where he comes from, yet he opened my eyes. 31 We know that God doesn’t listen to sinners, but if anyone is a worshiper of God, and does his will, he listens to him. 32 Since the world began it has never been heard of that anyone opened the eyes of someone born blind. 33 If this man were not from God, he could do nothing.”
34 They answered him, “You were altogether born in sins, and do you teach us?” Then they threw him out.
35 Jesus heard that they had thrown him out, and finding him, he said, “Do you believe in the Son of God?”
36 He answered, “Who is he, Lord, that I may believe in him?”
37 Jesus said to him, “You have both seen him, and it is he who speaks with you.”
38 He said, “Lord, I believe!” and he worshiped him.
39 Jesus said, “I came into this world for judgment, that those who don’t see may see; and that those who see may become blind.”
40 Those of the Pharisees who were with him heard these things, and said to him, “Are we also blind?”
41 Jesus said to them, “If you were blind, you would have no sin; but now you say, ‘We see.’ Therefore your sin remains.
“When Jesus returns to earth there will be healing everywhere. Jesus brings healing.”
“Yes a time of great happiness when Jesus returns to earth.”
“We’re looking forward to it.”
“Yes although we believe there are Jesus type saviors on earth now, it is possible that there are Jesus type saviors from other planets that will come to earth.”
1 “Most certainly, I tell you, one who doesn’t enter by the door into the sheep fold, but climbs up some other way, is a thief and a robber. 2 But one who enters in by the door is the shepherd of the sheep. 3 The gatekeeper opens the gate for him, and the sheep listen to his voice. He calls his own sheep by name, and leads them out. 4 Whenever he brings out his own sheep, he goes before them, and the sheep follow him, for they know his voice. 5 They will by no means follow a stranger, but will flee from him; for they don’t know the voice of strangers.” 6 Jesus spoke this parable to them, but they didn’t understand what he was telling them.
7 Jesus therefore said to them again, “Most certainly, I tell you, I am the sheep’s door. 8 All who came before me are thieves and robbers, but the sheep didn’t listen to them. 9 I am the door. If anyone enters in by me, he will be saved, and will go in and go out, and will find pasture. 10 The thief only comes to steal, kill, and destroy. I came that they may have life, and may have it abundantly. 11 I am the good shepherd. The good shepherd lays down his life for the sheep. 12 He who is a hired hand, and not a shepherd, who doesn’t own the sheep, sees the wolf coming, leaves the sheep, and flees. The wolf snatches the sheep, and scatters them. 13 The hired hand flees because he is a hired hand, and doesn’t care for the sheep. 14 I am the good shepherd. I know my own, and I’m known by my own; 15 even as the Father knows me, and I know the Father. I lay down my life for the sheep. 16 I have other sheep, which are not of this fold. I must bring them also, and they will hear my voice. They will become one flock with one shepherd. 17 Therefore the Father loves me, because I lay down my life, that I may take it again. 18 No one takes it away from me, but I lay it down by myself. I have power to lay it down, and I have power to take it again. I received this commandment from my Father.”
19 Therefore a division arose again among the Jews because of these words. 20 Many of them said, “He has a demon, and is insane! Why do you listen to him?” 21 Others said, “These are not the sayings of one possessed by a demon. It isn’t possible for a demon to open the eyes of the blind, is it?”
“Jesus knows he is going to die. It was prearranged before He came to earth.”
“It was an agreement of some sort of deal for the salvation of the people. That those who believe in Him can have everlasting life.”
22 It was the Feast of the Dedication at Jerusalem. 23 It was winter, and Jesus was walking in the temple, in Solomon’s porch. 24 The Jews therefore came around him and said to him, “How long will you hold us in suspense? If you are the Christ, tell us plainly.”
25 Jesus answered them, “I told you, and you don’t believe. The works that I do in my Father’s name, these testify about me. 26 But you don’t believe, because you are not of my sheep, as I told you. 27 My sheep hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me. 28 I give eternal life to them. They will never perish, and no one will snatch them out of my hand. 29 My Father who has given them to me is greater than all. No one is able to snatch them out of my Father’s hand. 30 I and the Father are one.”
31 Therefore Jews took up stones again to stone him. 32 Jesus answered them, “I have shown you many good works from my Father. For which of those works do you stone me?”
33 The Jews answered him, “We don’t stone you for a good work, but for blasphemy: because you, being a man, make yourself God.”
34 Jesus answered them, “Isn’t it written in your law, ‘I said, you are gods?’ 35 If he called them gods, to whom the word of God came (and the Scripture can’t be broken), 36 do you say of him whom the Father sanctified and sent into the world, ‘You blaspheme,’ because I said, ‘I am the Son of God?’ 37 If I don’t do the works of my Father, don’t believe me. 38 But if I do them, though you don’t believe me, believe the works, that you may know and believe that the Father is in me, and I in the Father.”
“We think He is talking about telepathy with the Father. They could converse like this while Jesus is on earth.”
“God was guiding Jesus in this way.”
39 They sought again to seize him, and he went out of their hand. 40 He went away again beyond the Jordan into the place where John was baptizing at first, and he stayed there. 41 Many came to him. They said, “John indeed did no sign, but everything that John said about this man is true.” 42 Many believed in him there.
11:1 Now a certain man was sick, Lazarus from Bethany, of the village of Mary and her sister, Martha. 2 It was that Mary who had anointed the Lord with ointment and wiped his feet with her hair, whose brother, Lazarus, was sick. 3 The sisters therefore sent to him, saying, “Lord, behold, he for whom you have great affection is sick.” 4 But when Jesus heard it, he said, “This sickness is not to death, but for the glory of God, that God’s Son may be glorified by it.” 5 Now Jesus loved Martha, and her sister, and Lazarus. 6 When therefore he heard that he was sick, he stayed two days in the place where he was. 7 Then after this he said to the disciples, “Let’s go into Judea again.”
“We think there’s a possible sexual relationship between Jesus and Lazarus here.”
“It’s interesting that He waits two days to go to him.”
“I think there’s also one with the sisters.”
“We do feel that Jesus was certainly sexually free, so it is possible.”
“Remember Jesus comes from a modern land. A modern land where there are no sexually transmitted diseases. He doesn’t have to worry about anything.”
8 The disciples asked him, “Rabbi, the Jews were just trying to stone you. Are you going there again?”
9 Jesus answered, “Aren’t there twelve hours of daylight? If a man walks in the day, he doesn’t stumble, because he sees the light of this world. 10 But if a man walks in the night, he stumbles, because the light isn’t in him.” 11 He said these things, and after that, he said to them, “Our friend, Lazarus, has fallen asleep, but I am going so that I may awake him out of sleep.”
“See here He calls Lazarus a friend. We feel something happened to break the two of them up. That’s why Jesus waited two days. There’s sexual tension in this chapter. In modern times when you want to stress you’re not with someone you call them ‘a friend’ like this.”
12 The disciples therefore said, “Lord, if he has fallen asleep, he will recover.”
13 Now Jesus had spoken of his death, but they thought that he spoke of taking rest in sleep. 14 So Jesus said to them plainly then, “Lazarus is dead. 15 I am glad for your sakes that I was not there, so that you may believe. Nevertheless, let’s go to him.”
16 Thomas therefore, who is called Didymus, said to his fellow disciples, “Let’s go also, that we may die with him.”
17 So when Jesus came, he found that he had been in the tomb four days already. 18 Now Bethany was near Jerusalem, about fifteen stadia away. 19 Many of the Jews had joined the women around Martha and Mary, to console them concerning their brother. 20 Then when Martha heard that Jesus was coming, she went and met him, but Mary stayed in the house.
“There’s certainly something going on here. Why does Mary stay in the house? John is certainly describing sexual tension all over this chapter.”
21 Therefore Martha said to Jesus, “Lord, if you would have been here, my brother wouldn’t have died. 22 Even now I know that whatever you ask of God, God will give you.” 23 Jesus said to her, “Your brother will rise again.”
24 Martha said to him, “I know that he will rise again in the resurrection at the last day.”
25 Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. He who believes in me will still live, even if he dies. 26 Whoever lives and believes in me will never die. Do you believe this?”
27 She said to him, “Yes, Lord. I have come to believe that you are the Christ, God’s Son, he who comes into the world.”
28 When she had said this, she went away and called Mary, her sister, secretly, saying, “The Teacher is here and is calling you.”
29 When she heard this, she arose quickly and went to him. 30 Now Jesus had not yet come into the village, but was in the place where Martha met him. 31 Then the Jews who were with her in the house and were consoling her, when they saw Mary, that she rose up quickly and went out, followed her, saying, “She is going to the tomb to weep there.” 32 Therefore when Mary came to where Jesus was and saw him, she fell down at his feet, saying to him, “Lord, if you would have been here, my brother wouldn’t have died.”
33 When Jesus therefore saw her weeping, and the Jews weeping who came with her, he groaned in the spirit, and was troubled, 34 and said, “Where have you laid him?”
They told him, “Lord, come and see.”
35 Jesus wept.
36 The Jews therefore said, “See how much affection he had for him!”
“See John is going to extra effort here to show that Jesus loved Lazarus.”
37 Some of them said, “Couldn’t this man, who opened the eyes of him who was blind, have also kept this man from dying?”
38 Jesus therefore, again groaning in himself, came to the tomb. Now it was a cave, and a stone lay against it. 39 Jesus said, “Take away the stone.”
Martha, the sister of him who was dead, said to him, “Lord, by this time there is a stench, for he has been dead four days.”
40 Jesus said to her, “Didn’t I tell you that if you believed, you would see God’s glory?”
41 So they took away the stone from the place where the dead man was lying. Jesus lifted up his eyes, and said, “Father, I thank you that you listened to me. 42 I know that you always listen to me, but because of the multitude standing around I said this, that they may believe that you sent me.” 43 When he had said this, he cried with a loud voice, “Lazarus, come out!”
44 He who was dead came out, bound hand and foot with wrappings, and his face was wrapped around with a cloth.
Jesus said to them, “Free him, and let him go.”
“Since the world is programmed, it is possible to resurrect someone, just as Jesus was later resurrected.”
“Yes a revived body with the same mind and soul data file.”
“The ones that created Heaven and Earth are extremely advanced technologically.”
45 Therefore many of the Jews who came to Mary and saw what Jesus did believed in him. 46 But some of them went away to the Pharisees and told them the things which Jesus had done. 47 The chief priests therefore and the Pharisees gathered a council, and said, “What are we doing? For this man does many signs. 48 If we leave him alone like this, everyone will believe in him, and the Romans will come and take away both our place and our nation.”
49 But a certain one of them, Caiaphas, being high priest that year, said to them, “You know nothing at all, 50 nor do you consider that it is advantageous for us that one man should die for the people, and that the whole nation not perish.” 51 Now he didn’t say this of himself, but being high priest that year, he prophesied that Jesus would die for the nation, 52 and not for the nation only, but that he might also gather together into one the children of God who are scattered abroad. 53 So from that day forward they took counsel that they might put him to death. 54 Jesus therefore walked no more openly among the Jews, but departed from there into the country near the wilderness, to a city called Ephraim. He stayed there with his disciples.
55 Now the Passover of the Jews was at hand. Many went up from the country to Jerusalem before the Passover, to purify themselves. 56 Then they sought for Jesus and spoke one with another, as they stood in the temple, “What do you think—that he isn’t coming to the feast at all?” 57 Now the chief priests and the Pharisees had commanded that if anyone knew where he was, he should report it, that they might seize him.
12:1 Then six days before the Passover, Jesus came to Bethany, where Lazarus was, who had been dead, whom he raised from the dead. 2 So they made him a supper there. Martha served, but Lazarus was one of those who sat at the table with him. 3 Therefore Mary took a pound of ointment of pure nard, very precious, and anointed Jesus’s feet and wiped his feet with her hair. The house was filled with the fragrance of the ointment.
“This could be perceived as a sensual act.”
“This Mary is the same one that didn’t go out to meet Jesus right away when he arrived.”
4 Then Judas Iscariot, Simon’s son, one of his disciples, who would betray him, said, 5 “Why wasn’t this ointment sold for three hundred denarii, and given to the poor?” 6 Now he said this, not because he cared for the poor, but because he was a thief, and having the money box, used to steal what was put into it. 7 But Jesus said, “Leave her alone. She has kept this for the day of my burial. 8 For you always have the poor with you, but you don’t always have me.”
9 A large crowd therefore of the Jews learned that he was there, and they came, not for Jesus’ sake only, but that they might see Lazarus also, whom he had raised from the dead. 10 But the chief priests conspired to put Lazarus to death also, 11 because on account of him many of the Jews went away and believed in Jesus.
12 On the next day a great multitude had come to the feast. When they heard that Jesus was coming to Jerusalem, 13 they took the branches of the palm trees and went out to meet him, and cried out, “Hosanna! Blessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord, the King of Israel!”
14 Jesus, having found a young donkey, sat on it. As it is written, 15 “Don’t be afraid, daughter of Zion. Behold, your King comes, sitting on a donkey’s colt.” 16 His disciples didn’t understand these things at first, but when Jesus was glorified, then they remembered that these things were written about him, and that they had done these things to him. 17 The multitude therefore that was with him when he called Lazarus out of the tomb and raised him from the dead was testifying about it. 18 For this cause also the multitude went and met him, because they heard that he had done this sign. 19 The Pharisees therefore said among themselves, “See how you accomplish nothing. Behold, the world has gone after him.”
20 Now there were certain Greeks among those that went up to worship at the feast. 21 These, therefore, came to Philip, who was from Bethsaida of Galilee, and asked him, saying, “Sir, we want to see Jesus.” 22 Philip came and told Andrew, and in turn, Andrew came with Philip, and they told Jesus. 23 Jesus answered them, “The time has come for the Son of Man to be glorified. 24 Most certainly I tell you, unless a grain of wheat falls into the earth and dies, it remains by itself alone. But if it dies, it bears much fruit. 25 He who loves his life will lose it. He who hates his life in this world will keep it to eternal life. 26 If anyone serves me, let him follow me. Where I am, there my servant will also be. If anyone serves me, the Father will honor him.
27 “Now my soul is troubled. What shall I say? ‘Father, save me from this time?’ But I came to this time for this cause. 28 Father, glorify your name!”
“Again Jesus is saying that it was always arranged that He should die.”
Then a voice came out of the sky, saying, “I have both glorified it, and will glorify it again.”
“Since God is at His computer it actually is possible for Him to speak to the world like this.”
29 Therefore the multitude who stood by and heard it said that it had thundered. Others said, “An angel has spoken to him.”
30 Jesus answered, “This voice hasn’t come for my sake, but for your sakes. 31 Now is the judgment of this world. Now the prince of this world will be cast out. 32 And I, if I am lifted up from the earth, will draw all people to myself.” 33 But he said this, signifying by what kind of death he should die. 34 The multitude answered him, “We have heard out of the law that the Christ remains forever. How do you say, ‘The Son of Man must be lifted up?’ Who is this Son of Man?”
35 Jesus therefore said to them, “Yet a little while the light is with you. Walk while you have the light, that darkness doesn’t overtake you. He who walks in the darkness doesn’t know where he is going. 36 While you have the light, believe in the light, that you may become children of light.” Jesus said these things, and he departed and hid himself from them.
“It is easier to imagine Jesus saying these things when one thinks of Him as coming direct from a modern world like Heaven to an ancient times Earth. He may have even spoken of technology and the world of the future but Satan wouldn’t let this in the Gospel as part of the game.”
“Also He may have spoken more clearly about sexual freedom. That might be one of the reasons some of them wanted to kill Jesus.”
37 But though he had done so many signs before them, yet they didn’t believe in him, 38 that the word of Isaiah the prophet might be fulfilled, which he spoke,
“Lord, who has believed our report?
To whom has the arm of the Lord been revealed?”
39 For this cause they couldn’t believe, for Isaiah said again,
40 “He has blinded their eyes and he hardened their heart,
lest they should see with their eyes,
and perceive with their heart,
and would turn,
and I would heal them.”
41 Isaiah said these things when he saw his glory, and spoke of him. 42 Nevertheless even many of the rulers believed in him, but because of the Pharisees they didn’t confess it, so that they wouldn’t be put out of the synagogue, 43 for they loved men’s praise more than God’s praise.
44 Jesus cried out and said, “Whoever believes in me, believes not in me, but in him who sent me. 45 He who sees me sees him who sent me. 46 I have come as a light into the world, that whoever believes in me may not remain in the darkness.
“Again Jesus refers to Himself as being sent since He did come direct from Heaven.”
47 If anyone listens to my sayings, and doesn’t believe, I don’t judge him. For I came not to judge the world, but to save the world. 48 He who rejects me, and doesn’t receive my sayings, has one who judges him. The word that I spoke will judge him in the last day. 49 For I spoke not from myself, but the Father who sent me, he gave me a commandment, what I should say, and what I should speak. 50 I know that his commandment is eternal life. The things therefore which I speak, even as the Father has said to me, so I speak.”
“God has told Jesus that He can speak of eternal life to those that believe in Him.”
1 Now before the feast of the Passover, Jesus, knowing that his time had come that he would depart from this world to the Father, having loved his own who were in the world, he loved them to the end. 2 During supper, the devil having already put into the heart of Judas Iscariot, Simon’s son, to betray him, 3 Jesus, knowing that the Father had given all things into his hands, and that he came from God, and was going to God, 4 arose from supper, and laid aside his outer garments. He took a towel and wrapped a towel around his waist. 5 Then he poured water into the basin, and began to wash the disciples’ feet and to wipe them with the towel that was wrapped around him. 6 Then he came to Simon Peter. He said to him, “Lord, do you wash my feet?”
7 Jesus answered him, “You don’t know what I am doing now, but you will understand later.”
8 Peter said to him, “You will never wash my feet!”
Jesus answered him, “If I don’t wash you, you have no part with me.”
9 Simon Peter said to him, “Lord, not my feet only, but also my hands and my head!”
10 Jesus said to him, “Someone who has bathed only needs to have his feet washed, but is completely clean. You are clean, but not all of you.” 11 For he knew him who would betray him, therefore he said, “You are not all clean.” 12 So when he had washed their feet, put his outer garment back on, and sat down again, he said to them, “Do you know what I have done to you? 13 You call me, ‘Teacher’ and ‘Lord.’ You say so correctly, for so I am. 14 If I then, the Lord and the Teacher, have washed your feet, you also ought to wash one another’s feet. 15 For I have given you an example, that you also should do as I have done to you. 16 Most certainly I tell you, a servant is not greater than his lord, neither one who is sent greater than he who sent him.
“Again Jesus speaks of going to God and being coming from God. It again sounds like He came direct from Heaven.”
“Yes but it seems out of character that He should wash their feet.”
“He is making Himself lower than the apostles for some reason. We’re not too sure why. Maybe to show kindness gets you points even with a liberal God.”
“But only the inspired kind, we don’t believe you have to do deeds that make you bitter. People often feel inspired to acts of kindness.”
17 If you know these things, blessed are you if you do them. 18 I don’t speak concerning all of you. I know whom I have chosen. But that the Scripture may be fulfilled, ‘He who eats bread with me has lifted up his heel against me.’ 19 From now on, I tell you before it happens, that when it happens, you may believe that I am he. 20 Most certainly I tell you, he who receives whomever I send, receives me; and he who receives me, receives him who sent me.”
21 When Jesus had said this, he was troubled in spirit, and testified, “Most certainly I tell you that one of you will betray me.”
22 The disciples looked at one another, perplexed about whom he spoke. 23 One of his disciples, whom Jesus loved, was at the table, leaning against Jesus’ breast. 24 Simon Peter therefore beckoned to him, and said to him, “Tell us who it is of whom he speaks.”
25 He, leaning back, as he was, on Jesus’ breast, asked him, “Lord, who is it?”
“Here John the Apostle refers to Himself as being loved by Jesus.”
“He does this several times. He is the disciple Jesus loves. We think He came direct from Heaven with Jesus. He even goes so far to describe the familiarity as leaning against Jesus’ breast. It is interesting he only refers to himself as the loved disciple later on in the gospel. It must have been strange for them to have Jesus as a man. Perhaps they weren’t intimate right away. Perhaps this is why Jesus dated Lazarus. Like we said before Jesus seems to have been quite sexually active right from the start.”
“But really you wouldn’t go to the effort to say leaning on someone’s breast if you weren’t implying something.”
26 Jesus therefore answered, “It is he to whom I will give this piece of bread when I have dipped it.” So when he had dipped the piece of bread, he gave it to Judas, the son of Simon Iscariot. 27 After the piece of bread, then Satan entered into him.
Then Jesus said to him, “What you do, do quickly.”
28 Now no man at the table knew why he said this to him. 29 For some thought, because Judas had the money box, that Jesus said to him, “Buy what things we need for the feast,” or that he should give something to the poor. 30 Therefore having received that morsel, he went out immediately. It was night.
31 When he had gone out, Jesus said, “Now the Son of Man has been glorified, and God has been glorified in him. 32 If God has been glorified in him, God will also glorify him in himself, and he will glorify him immediately. 33 Little children, I will be with you a little while longer. You will seek me, and as I said to the Jews, ‘Where I am going, you can’t come,’ so now I tell you. 34 A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also love one another. 35 By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
“Jesus is about love not judgement.”
“We agree. And He is not just talking about platonic love.”
“Both kinds of love. Sexual and kindness.”
“Yes we think this an incredibly strong LGBTQ support sentence. All the disciples are men.”
36 Simon Peter said to him, “Lord, where are you going?”
Jesus answered, “Where I am going, you can’t follow now, but you will follow afterwards.”
37 Peter said to him, “Lord, why can’t I follow you now? I will lay down my life for you.”
38 Jesus answered him, “Will you lay down your life for me? Most certainly I tell you, the rooster won’t crow until you have denied me three times.
“Jesus implies that people can make it to Heaven after they die. Again, in a simulation, it is a matter of mind and souls being given their body again in a different dimension.”
“Or a different body, like Jesus is doing.”
14:1“Don’t let your heart be troubled. Believe in God. Believe also in me. 2 In my Father’s house are many homes. If it weren’t so, I would have told you. I am going to prepare a place for you. 3 If I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again, and will receive you to myself; that where I am, you may be there also. 4 You know where I go, and you know the way.”
“Jesus is reassuring again that His apostles can make it to Heaven.”
5 Thomas said to him, “Lord, we don’t know where you are going. How can we know the way?”
6 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father, except through me. 7 If you had known me, you would have known my Father also. From now on, you know him, and have seen him.”
8 Philip said to him, “Lord, show us the Father, and that will be enough for us.”
9 Jesus said to him, “Have I been with you such a long time, and do you not know me, Philip? He who has seen me has seen the Father. How do you say, ‘Show us the Father?’ 10 Don’t you believe that I am in the Father, and the Father in me? The words that I tell you, I speak not from myself; but the Father who lives in me does his works. 11 Believe me that I am in the Father, and the Father in me; or else believe me for the very works’ sake.
“He’s talking about God communicating with Him telepathically. God is in Him.”
“He is probably going through inner turmoil that the Father would be telling him telepathically to go through with this crucifixion.”
“The Jesuses of the worlds are part of those in charge of what happens in the new world, such as what kind of programming people and the earth have on them.”
12 Most certainly I tell you, he who believes in me, the works that I do, he will do also; and he will do greater works than these, because I am going to my Father. 13 Whatever you will ask in my name, I will do it, that the Father may be glorified in the Son. 14 If you will ask anything in my name, I will do it. 15 If you love me, keep my commandments. 16 I will pray to the Father, and he will give you another Counselor, that he may be with you forever: 17 the Spirit of truth, whom the world can’t receive; for it doesn’t see him and doesn’t know him. You know him, for he lives with you, and will be in you. 18 I will not leave you orphans. I will come to you. 19 Yet a little while, and the world will see me no more; but you will see me. Because I live, you will live also. 20 In that day you will know that I am in my Father, and you in me, and I in you.
“He can communicate with the apostles telepathically from Heaven.”
21 One who has my commandments and keeps them, that person is one who loves me. One who loves me will be loved by my Father, and I will love him, and will reveal myself to him.”
“According to this Gospel His commandments are of love and freedom, not commandments to be repressed.”
22 Judas (not Iscariot) said to him, “Lord, what has happened that you are about to reveal yourself to us, and not to the world?”
23 Jesus answered him, “If a man loves me, he will keep my word. My Father will love him, and we will come to him, and make our home with him. 24 He who doesn’t love me doesn’t keep my words. The word which you hear isn’t mine, but the Father’s who sent me. 25 I have said these things to you while still living with you. 26 But the Counselor, the Holy Spirit, whom the Father will send in my name, will teach you all things, and will remind you of all that I said to you.
“The Holy Spirit can bring wisdom.”
27 Peace I leave with you. My peace I give to you; not as the world gives, I give to you. Don’t let your heart be troubled, neither let it be fearful. 28 You heard how I told you, ‘I go away, and I come to you.’ If you loved me, you would have rejoiced, because I said ‘I am going to my Father;’ for the Father is greater than I. 29 Now I have told you before it happens so that when it happens, you may believe. 30 I will no more speak much with you, for the prince of the world comes, and he has nothing in me. 31 But that the world may know that I love the Father, and as the Father commanded me, even so I do. Arise, let’s go from here.
“Jesus sounds troubled in this chapter, but who wouldn’t be knowing they are about to be crucified. That’s why He brings up loving the Father. Like we said, there might be inner tumoil for what He is about to do.”
“Remember they are at a table with wine.”
“Well wouldn’t you get drunk if you were going to be crucified?”
“So John when he wrote this decided to put in a really long speech where Jesus is drinking wine.”
“It’s possible. Remember they come from a modern world. It’s John’s job to write a gospel that will last for centuries but he can only put in what he’s allowed to put in. Jesus is a modern person but John can’t say He goes out drinking, but he really is saying that.”
Chapter 4: John 15-21 With Commentary
15:1 “I am the true vine, and my Father is the farmer. 2 Every branch in me that doesn’t bear fruit, he takes away. Every branch that bears fruit, he prunes, that it may bear more fruit. 3 You are already pruned clean because of the word which I have spoken to you. 4 Remain in me, and I in you. As the branch can’t bear fruit by itself unless it remains in the vine, so neither can you, unless you remain in me. 5 I am the vine. You are the branches. He who remains in me and I in him bears much fruit, for apart from me you can do nothing. 6 If a man doesn’t remain in me, he is thrown out as a branch and is withered; and they gather them, throw them into the fire, and they are burned. 7 If you remain in me, and my words remain in you, you will ask whatever you desire, and it will be done for you.
8 “In this my Father is glorified, that you bear much fruit; and so you will be my disciples. 9 Even as the Father has loved me, I also have loved you. Remain in my love.
“We think here Jesus is implying that He also loves the apostles with a family love, with the guiding love of a father.”
10 If you keep my commandments, you will remain in my love; even as I have kept my Father’s commandments, and remain in his love. 11 I have spoken these things to you, that my joy may remain in you, and that your joy may be made full. 12 “This is my commandment, that you love one another, even as I have loved you. 13 Greater love has no one than this, that someone lay down his life for his friends. 14 You are my friends, if you do whatever I command you. 15 No longer do I call you servants, for the servant doesn’t know what his lord does. But I have called you friends, for everything that I heard from my Father, I have made known to you. 16 You didn’t choose me, but I chose you and appointed you, that you should go and bear fruit, and that your fruit should remain; that whatever you will ask of the Father in my name, he may give it to you.
“Jesus is making His disciples more important. Before He called them servants, now He is saying that whatever they ask for will be given. Perhaps this is why He washed their feet as a way of making them more important. He wants to make sure they continue His work..”
17 “I command these things to you, that you may love one another. 18 If the world hates you, you know that it has hated me before it hated you. 19 If you were of the world, the world would love its own. But because you are not of the world, since I chose you out of the world, therefore the world hates you. 20 Remember the word that I said to you: ‘A servant is not greater than his lord.’ If they persecuted me, they will also persecute you. If they kept my word, they will also keep yours. 21 But they will do all these things to you for my name’s sake, because they don’t know him who sent me. 22 If I had not come and spoken to them, they would not have had sin; but now they have no excuse for their sin. 23 He who hates me, hates my Father also. 24 If I hadn’t done among them the works which no one else did, they wouldn’t have had sin. But now they have seen and also hated both me and my Father. 25 But this happened so that the word may be fulfilled which was written in their law, ‘They hated me without a cause.’
26 “When the Counselor has come, whom I will send to you from the Father, the Spirit of truth, who proceeds from the Father, he will testify about me. 27 You will also testify, because you have been with me from the beginning.
“It’s like we said before, the Holy Spirit is a divine being who also can bring energy and information to people on earth.”
1 “I have said these things to you so that you wouldn’t be caused to stumble. 2 They will put you out of the synagogues. Yes, the time comes that whoever kills you will think that he offers service to God. 3 They will do these things because they have not known the Father, nor me. 4 But I have told you these things, so that when the time comes, you may remember that I told you about them. I didn’t tell you these things from the beginning, because I was with you. 5 But now I am going to him who sent me, and none of you asks me, ‘Where are you going?’
“It seems Jesus goes back to Heaven right after the crucifixion before appearing at the resurrection.”
“It does sound that way. It sounds like Jesus isn’t even sure He will come back.”
6 But because I have told you these things, sorrow has filled your heart. 7 Nevertheless I tell you the truth: It is to your advantage that I go away, for if I don’t go away, the Counselor won’t come to you. But if I go, I will send him to you. 8 When he has come, he will convict the world about sin, about righteousness, and about judgment; 9 about sin, because they don’t believe in me; 10 about righteousness, because I am going to my Father, and you won’t see me any more; 11 about judgment, because the prince of this world has been judged.
“It does sound like He isn’t sure He will come back.”
12 “I still have many things to tell you, but you can’t bear them now. 13 However when he, the Spirit of truth, has come, he will guide you into all truth, for he will not speak from himself; but whatever he hears, he will speak. He will declare to you things that are coming. 14 He will glorify me, for he will take from what is mine, and will declare it to you. 15 All things that the Father has are mine; therefore I said that he takes of mine and will declare it to you. 16 A little while, and you will not see me. Again a little while, and you will see me.”
“Okay He is coming back.”
17 Some of his disciples therefore said to one another, “What is this that he says to us, ‘A little while, and you won’t see me, and again a little while, and you will see me;’ and, ‘Because I go to the Father’?” 18 They said therefore, “What is this that he says, ‘A little while’? We don’t know what he is saying.”
19 Therefore Jesus perceived that they wanted to ask him, and he said to them, “Do you inquire among yourselves concerning this, that I said, ‘A little while, and you won’t see me, and again a little while, and you will see me?’ 20 Most certainly I tell you that you will weep and lament, but the world will rejoice. You will be sorrowful, but your sorrow will be turned into joy. 21 A woman, when she gives birth, has sorrow because her time has come. But when she has delivered the child, she doesn’t remember the anguish any more, for the joy that a human being is born into the world. 22 Therefore you now have sorrow, but I will see you again, and your heart will rejoice, and no one will take your joy away from you.
“Yes He is certain He will go back to Heaven and then return to earth at the resurrection in His intersex self we believe.”
23 “In that day you will ask me no questions. Most certainly I tell you, whatever you may ask of the Father in my name, he will give it to you. 24 Until now, you have asked nothing in my name. Ask, and you will receive, that your joy may be made full. 25 I have spoken these things to you in figures of speech. But the time is coming when I will no more speak to you in figures of speech, but will tell you plainly about the Father. 26 In that day you will ask in my name; and I don’t say to you that I will pray to the Father for you, 27 for the Father himself loves you, because you have loved me, and have believed that I came from God. 28 I came from the Father, and have come into the world. Again, I leave the world, and go to the Father.”
“Since both Heaven and Earth are simulated planets on the same digital system this really is possible.”
29 His disciples said to him, “Behold, now you are speaking plainly, and using no figures of speech. 30 Now we know that you know all things, and don’t need for anyone to question you. By this we believe that you came from God.”
31 Jesus answered them, “Do you now believe? 32 Behold, the time is coming, yes, and has now come, that you will be scattered, everyone to his own place, and you will leave me alone. Yet I am not alone, because the Father is with me. 33 I have told you these things, that in me you may have peace. In the world you have trouble; but cheer up! I have overcome the world.”
“He has overcome the world. He knows the deal is that if He dies the world is saved through His name. Also He has overcome the world because He is going back to Heaven where Jesus can see earth on His computer. Also He has overcome the world which believes you shouldn’t have sexual freedom. They have trouble because they are sexually free but He has overcome this.”
17:1 Jesus said these things, then lifting up his eyes to heaven, he said, “Father, the time has come. Glorify your Son, that your Son may also glorify you; 2 even as you gave him authority over all flesh, so he will give eternal life to all whom you have given him. 3 This is eternal life, that they should know you, the only true God, and him whom you sent, Jesus Christ.
“Again it is clear that eternal life is gained through faith. Through believing in Jesus, not through the rules that many churches impose.”
4 I glorified you on the earth. I have accomplished the work which you have given me to do. 5 Now, Father, glorify me with your own self with the glory which I had with you before the world existed.
“Jesus is a legend handed from world to world. He existed before this world.”
6 I revealed your name to the people whom you have given me out of the world. They were yours, and you have given them to me. They have kept your word. 7 Now they have known that all things whatever you have given me are from you, 8 for the words which you have given me I have given to them, and they received them, and knew for sure that I came from you. They have believed that you sent me. 9 I pray for them. I don’t pray for the world, but for those whom you have given me, for they are yours. 10 All things that are mine are yours, and yours are mine, and I am glorified in them. 11 I am no more in the world, but these are in the world, and I am coming to you. Holy Father, keep them through your name which you have given me, that they may be one, even as we are. 12 While I was with them in the world, I kept them in your name. I have kept those whom you have given me. None of them is lost except the son of destruction, that the Scripture might be fulfilled. 13 But now I come to you, and I say these things in the world, that they may have my joy made full in themselves. 14 I have given them your word. The world hated them, because they are not of the world, even as I am not of the world. 15 I pray not that you would take them from the world, but that you would keep them from the evil one. 16 They are not of the world even as I am not of the world. 17 Sanctify them in your truth. Your word is truth. 18 As you sent me into the world, even so I have sent them into the world. 19 For their sakes I sanctify myself, that they themselves also may be sanctified in truth. 20 Not for these only do I pray, but for those also who will believe in me through their word, 21 that they may all be one; even as you, Father, are in me, and I in you, that they also may be one in us; that the world may believe that you sent me. 22 The glory which you have given me, I have given to them; that they may be one, even as we are one; 23 I in them, and you in me, that they may be perfected into one; that the world may know that you sent me and loved them, even as you loved me.
“We think He means one united in a cause.”
24 Father, I desire that they also whom you have given me be with me where I am, that they may see my glory, which you have given me, for you loved me before the foundation of the world.
“Jesus existed as a story before the creation of this world.”
25 Righteous Father, the world hasn’t known you, but I knew you; and these knew that you sent me. 26 I made known to them your name, and will make it known; that the love with which you loved me may be in them, and I in them.”
“He seems to talk an awful lot of God’s love for Him in this chapter.”
“Well He may be having some sort of internal struggle and is making Himself believe that God really does love Him at this point where He is about to be crucified because God arranged it, but remember God arranged it so that Jesus would have the glory of being leader of the world when He returns to earth. Or as we like to think, people who follow the Jesus path can achieve glory as saviors.”
18:1 When Jesus had spoken these words, he went out with his disciples over the brook Kidron, where there was a garden, into which he and his disciples entered. 2 Now Judas, who betrayed him, also knew the place, for Jesus often met there with his disciples. 3 Judas then, having taken a detachment of soldiers and officers from the chief priests and the Pharisees, came there with lanterns, torches, and weapons. 4 Jesus therefore, knowing all the things that were happening to him, went out, and said to them, “Who are you looking for?”
5 They answered him, “Jesus of Nazareth.”
Jesus said to them, “I am he.”
Judas also, who betrayed him, was standing with them. 6 When therefore he said to them, “I am he,” they went backward, and fell to the ground.
“They fell to the ground because angels have a lot of control in this world.”
“We can make people fall to the ground. There are angels everywhere. They would know who Jesus is.”
7 Again therefore he asked them, “Who are you looking for?”
They said, “Jesus of Nazareth.”
8 Jesus answered, “I told you that I am he. If therefore you seek me, let these go their way,” 9 that the word might be fulfilled which he spoke, “Of those whom you have given me, I have lost none.”
10 Simon Peter therefore, having a sword, drew it, struck the high priest’s servant, and cut off his right ear. The servant’s name was Malchus. 11 Jesus therefore said to Peter, “Put the sword into its sheath. The cup which the Father has given me, shall I not surely drink it?”
“Jesus is determined to go through with this even though it must be incredibly frightening to actually go through a crucifixion no matter how much help He can get from angels.”
12 So the detachment, the commanding officer, and the officers of the Jews seized Jesus and bound him, 13 and led him to Annas first, for he was father-in-law to Caiaphas, who was high priest that year. 14 Now it was Caiaphas who advised the Jews that it was expedient that one man should perish for the people. 15 Simon Peter followed Jesus, as did another disciple. Now that disciple was known to the high priest, and entered in with Jesus into the court of the high priest; 16 but Peter was standing at the door outside. So the other disciple, who was known to the high priest, went out and spoke to her who kept the door, and brought in Peter. 17 Then the maid who kept the door said to Peter, “Are you also one of this man’s disciples?”
He said, “I am not.”
18 Now the servants and the officers were standing there, having made a fire of coals, for it was cold. They were warming themselves. Peter was with them, standing and warming himself. 19 The high priest therefore asked Jesus about his disciples and about his teaching. 20 Jesus answered him, “I spoke openly to the world. I always taught in synagogues, and in the temple, where the Jews always meet. I said nothing in secret. 21 Why do you ask me? Ask those who have heard me what I said to them. Behold, these know the things which I said.”
22 When he had said this, one of the officers standing by slapped Jesus with his hand, saying, “Do you answer the high priest like that?”
23 Jesus answered him, “If I have spoken evil, testify of the evil; but if well, why do you beat me?”
24 Annas sent him bound to Caiaphas, the high priest. 25 Now Simon Peter was standing and warming himself. They said therefore to him, “You aren’t also one of his disciples, are you?”
He denied it and said, “I am not.”
26 One of the servants of the high priest, being a relative of him whose ear Peter had cut off, said, “Didn’t I see you in the garden with him?”
27 Peter therefore denied it again, and immediately the rooster crowed.
28 They led Jesus therefore from Caiaphas into the Praetorium. It was early, and they themselves didn’t enter into the Praetorium, that they might not be defiled, but might eat the Passover. 29 Pilate therefore went out to them, and said, “What accusation do you bring against this man?”
30 They answered him, “If this man weren’t an evildoer, we wouldn’t have delivered him up to you.”
31 Pilate therefore said to them, “Take him yourselves, and judge him according to your law.”
Therefore the Jews said to him, “It is illegal for us to put anyone to death,” 32 that the word of Jesus might be fulfilled, which he spoke, signifying by what kind of death he should die.
33 Pilate therefore entered again into the Praetorium, called Jesus, and said to him, “Are you the King of the Jews?”
34 Jesus answered him, “Do you say this by yourself, or did others tell you about me?”
35 Pilate answered, “I’m not a Jew, am I? Your own nation and the chief priests delivered you to me. What have you done?”
36 Jesus answered, “My Kingdom is not of this world. If my Kingdom were of this world, then my servants would fight, that I wouldn’t be delivered to the Jews. But now my Kingdom is not from here.”
37 Pilate therefore said to him, “Are you a king then?”
Jesus answered, “You say that I am a king. For this reason I have been born, and for this reason I have come into the world, that I should testify to the truth. Everyone who is of the truth listens to my voice.”
38 Pilate said to him, “What is truth?”
When he had said this, he went out again to the Jews, and said to them, “I find no basis for a charge against him. 39 But you have a custom, that I should release someone to you at the Passover. Therefore, do you want me to release to you the King of the Jews?”
40 Then they all shouted again, saying, “Not this man, but Barabbas!” Now Barabbas was a robber.
“We think the truth that He testifies about is about freedom, sexual freedom and also freedom from having to worship. You notice the Lord’s Prayer doesn’t appear in this Gospel at all.It doesn’t have to be as repressed as so many religions are and were. We’re not saying it isn’t nice to pray, it probably even scores you points, but it doesn’t have to be certain words at certain times. It’s spontaneous and natural and just having positive thoughts gets you points too.”
“Yes remember earlier. ‘the truth will make you free.’ “
“Jesus is brave to go through all this to save the world.”
“It is possible there is some world out there where they actually played out this Jesus story for real.”
19:1 So Pilate then took Jesus, and flogged him. 2 The soldiers twisted thorns into a crown, and put it on his head, and dressed him in a purple garment. 3 They kept saying, “Hail, King of the Jews!” and they kept slapping him.
4 Then Pilate went out again, and said to them, “Behold, I bring him out to you, that you may know that I find no basis for a charge against him.”
5 Jesus therefore came out, wearing the crown of thorns and the purple garment. Pilate said to them, “Behold, the man!”
6 When therefore the chief priests and the officers saw him, they shouted, saying, “Crucify! Crucify!”
Pilate said to them, “Take him yourselves, and crucify him, for I find no basis for a charge against him.”
7 The Jews answered him, “We have a law, and by our law he ought to die, because he made himself the Son of God.”
8 When therefore Pilate heard this saying, he was more afraid. 9 He entered into the Praetorium again, and said to Jesus, “Where are you from?” But Jesus gave him no answer. 10 Pilate therefore said to him, “Aren’t you speaking to me? Don’t you know that I have power to release you and have power to crucify you?”
11 Jesus answered, “You would have no power at all against me, unless it were given to you from above. Therefore he who delivered me to you has greater sin.”
12 At this, Pilate was seeking to release him, but the Jews cried out, saying, “If you release this man, you aren’t Caesar’s friend! Everyone who makes himself a king speaks against Caesar!”
13 When Pilate therefore heard these words, he brought Jesus out and sat down on the judgment seat at a place called “The Pavement”, but in Hebrew, “Gabbatha.” 14 Now it was the Preparation Day of the Passover, at about the sixth hour. He said to the Jews, “Behold, your King!”
15 They cried out, “Away with him! Away with him! Crucify him!”
Pilate said to them, “Shall I crucify your King?”
The chief priests answered, “We have no king but Caesar!”
16 So then he delivered him to them to be crucified. So they took Jesus and led him away. 17 He went out, bearing his cross, to the place called “The Place of a Skull”, which is called in Hebrew, “Golgotha”, 18 where they crucified him, and with him two others, on either side one, and Jesus in the middle. 19 Pilate wrote a title also, and put it on the cross. There was written, “JESUS OF NAZARETH, THE KING OF THE JEWS.” 20 Therefore many of the Jews read this title, for the place where Jesus was crucified was near the city; and it was written in Hebrew, in Latin, and in Greek. 21 The chief priests of the Jews therefore said to Pilate, “Don’t write, ‘The King of the Jews,’ but, ‘he said, “I am King of the Jews.” ’ ”
22 Pilate answered, “What I have written, I have written.”
23 Then the soldiers, when they had crucified Jesus, took his garments and made four parts, to every soldier a part; and also the coat. Now the coat was without seam, woven from the top throughout. 24 Then they said to one another, “Let’s not tear it, but cast lots for it to decide whose it will be,” that the Scripture might be fulfilled, which says,
“They parted my garments among them.
For my cloak they cast lots.”
Therefore the soldiers did these things. 25 But standing by Jesus’ cross were his mother, his mother’s sister, Mary the wife of Clopas, and Mary Magdalene. 26 Therefore when Jesus saw his mother, and the disciple whom he loved standing there, he said to his mother, “Woman, behold, your son!” 27 Then he said to the disciple, “Behold, your mother!” From that hour, the disciple took her to his own home.
28 After this, Jesus, seeing that all things were now finished, that the Scripture might be fulfilled, said, “I am thirsty.” 29 Now a vessel full of vinegar was set there; so they put a sponge full of the vinegar on hyssop, and held it at his mouth. 30 When Jesus therefore had received the vinegar, he said, “It is finished.” He bowed his head, and gave up his spirit.
31 Therefore the Jews, because it was the Preparation Day, so that the bodies wouldn’t remain on the cross on the Sabbath (for that Sabbath was a special one), asked of Pilate that their legs might be broken, and that they might be taken away. 32 Therefore the soldiers came, and broke the legs of the first, and of the other who was crucified with him; 33 but when they came to Jesus, and saw that he was already dead, they didn’t break his legs. 34 However one of the soldiers pierced his side with a spear, and immediately blood and water came out. 35 He who has seen has testified, and his testimony is true. He knows that he tells the truth, that you may believe. 36 For these things happened that the Scripture might be fulfilled, “A bone of him will not be broken.” 37 Again another Scripture says, “They will look on him whom they pierced.”
38 After these things, Joseph of Arimathaea, being a disciple of Jesus, but secretly for fear of the Jews, asked of Pilate that he might take away Jesus’ body. Pilate gave him permission. He came therefore and took away his body. 39 Nicodemus, who at first came to Jesus by night, also came bringing a mixture of myrrh and aloes, about a hundred Roman pounds. 40 So they took Jesus’ body, and bound it in linen cloths with the spices, as the custom of the Jews is to bury. 41 Now in the place where he was crucified there was a garden. In the garden was a new tomb in which no man had ever yet been laid. 42 Then because of the Jews’ Preparation Day (for the tomb was near at hand) they laid Jesus there.
20:1 Now on the first day of the week, Mary Magdalene went early, while it was still dark, to the tomb, and saw the stone taken away from the tomb. 2 Therefore she ran and came to Simon Peter and to the other disciple whom Jesus loved, and said to them, “They have taken away the Lord out of the tomb, and we don’t know where they have laid him!”
“Again it is the disciple Jesus loved. John points that out many times.”
“He really does stress that point, there must be something to it.”
3 Therefore Peter and the other disciple went out, and they went toward the tomb. 4 They both ran together. The other disciple outran Peter, and came to the tomb first. 5 Stooping and looking in, he saw the linen cloths lying, yet he didn’t enter in. 6 Then Simon Peter came, following him, and entered into the tomb. He saw the linen cloths lying, 7 and the cloth that had been on his head, not lying with the linen cloths, but rolled up in a place by itself. 8 So then the other disciple who came first to the tomb also entered in, and he saw and believed. 9 For as yet they didn’t know the Scripture, that he must rise from the dead. 10 So the disciples went away again to their own homes.
11 But Mary was standing outside at the tomb weeping. So as she wept, she stooped and looked into the tomb, 12 and she saw two angels in white sitting, one at the head, and one at the feet, where the body of Jesus had lain. 13 They asked her, “Woman, why are you weeping?”
“Angels can take on a physical form. Usually we communicate by telepathy but it is possible.”
She said to them, “Because they have taken away my Lord, and I don’t know where they have laid him.” 14 When she had said this, she turned around and saw Jesus standing, and didn’t know that it was Jesus.
“This is where Jesus appears back as His intersex self, that’s why she doesn’t know it is Jesus.”
15 Jesus said to her, “Woman, why are you weeping? Who are you looking for?”
She, supposing him to be the gardener, said to him, “Sir, if you have carried him away, tell me where you have laid him, and I will take him away.”
“He still looks enough like a man to call Him sir. This is a clue that He has turned into an intersex and not into a woman. He doesn’t look like the same Jesus she knows.”
16 Jesus said to her, “Mary.”
She turned and said to him, “Rabboni!” which is to say, “Teacher!”
17 Jesus said to her, “Don’t hold me, for I haven’t yet ascended to my Father; but go to my brothers and tell them, ‘I am ascending to my Father and your Father, to my God and your God.’ ”
“Jesus telling her not to hold on right now is another expression that could be perceived as a sensual relationship existed. John goes to effort to point out human contact in the gospel.”
18 Mary Magdalene came and told the disciples that she had seen the Lord, and that he had said these things to her. 19 When therefore it was evening on that day, the first day of the week, and when the doors were locked where the disciples were assembled, for fear of the Jews, Jesus came and stood in the middle, and said to them, “Peace be to you.”
20 When he had said this, he showed them his hands and his side. The disciples therefore were glad when they saw the Lord.
“Here the disciples recognize Him so He is probably appearing in His male form.”
21 Jesus therefore said to them again, “Peace be to you. As the Father has sent me, even so I send you.” 22 When he had said this, he breathed on them, and said to them, “Receive the Holy Spirit! 23 If you forgive anyone’s sins, they have been forgiven them. If you retain anyone’s sins, they have been retained.”
24 But Thomas, one of the twelve, called Didymus, wasn’t with them when Jesus came. 25 The other disciples therefore said to him, “We have seen the Lord!”
But he said to them, “Unless I see in his hands the print of the nails, put my finger into the print of the nails, and put my hand into his side, I will not believe.”
26 After eight days again his disciples were inside and Thomas was with them. Jesus came, the doors being locked, and stood in the middle, and said, “Peace be to you.” 27 Then he said to Thomas, “Reach here your finger, and see my hands. Reach here your hand, and put it into my side. Don’t be unbelieving, but believing.”
28 Thomas answered him, “My Lord and my God!”
29 Jesus said to him, “Because you have seen me, you have believed. Blessed are those who have not seen, and have believed.”
30 Therefore Jesus did many other signs in the presence of his disciples, which are not written in this book; 31 but these are written, that you may believe that Jesus is the Christ, the Son of God, and that believing you may have life in his name.
“John implies that there is more going on than he has written. He is leaving a clue about the fact that he is leaving clues.”
“Here we have again where believing is enough to be saved. Not through all these rules that the church would have people believe.”
21:1 After these things, Jesus revealed himself again to the disciples at the sea of Tiberias. He revealed himself this way. 2 Simon Peter, Thomas called Didymus, Nathanael of Cana in Galilee, and the sons of Zebedee, and two others of his disciples were together. 3 Simon Peter said to them, “I’m going fishing.”
They told him, “We are also coming with you.” They immediately went out, and entered into the boat. That night, they caught nothing. 4 But when day had already come, Jesus stood on the beach, yet the disciples didn’t know that it was Jesus.
“Again they have trouble recognizing Him. John points this out again. There must be some reason for this. It is because Jesus is as His intersex self and looks different.”
5 Jesus therefore said to them, “Children, have you anything to eat?”
They answered him, “No.”
6 He said to them, “Cast the net on the right side of the boat, and you will find some.”
They cast it therefore, and now they weren’t able to draw it in for the multitude of fish. 7 That disciple therefore whom Jesus loved said to Peter, “It’s the Lord!”
“It is John who recognizes Jesus, which he would because he knows Jesus as His other self in Heaven.”
So when Simon Peter heard that it was the Lord, he wrapped his coat around himself (for he was naked), and threw himself into the sea. 8 But the other disciples came in the little boat (for they were not far from the land, but about two hundred cubits away), dragging the net full of fish. 9 So when they got out on the land, they saw a fire of coals there, with fish and bread laid on it. 10 Jesus said to them, “Bring some of the fish which you have just caught.”
11 Simon Peter went up, and drew the net to land, full of one hundred fifty-three great fish. Even though there were so many, the net wasn’t torn.
12 Jesus said to them, “Come and eat breakfast!”
“Jesus is deliberately doing what is traditionally considered a female occupation of preparing breakfast. He is showing them He is part male, part female.”
None of the disciples dared inquire of him, “Who are you?” knowing that it was the Lord.
“They know it is Jesus, but there is a reason to ask ‘Who are you?’ and the reason is Jesus looks different as His intersex self.”
13 Then Jesus came and took the bread, gave it to them, and the fish likewise. 14 This is now the third time that Jesus was revealed to his disciples after he had risen from the dead. 15 So when they had eaten their breakfast, Jesus said to Simon Peter, “Simon, son of Jonah, do you love me more than these?”
He said to him, “Yes, Lord; you know that I have affection for you.”
He said to him, “Feed my lambs.” 16 He said to him again a second time, “Simon, son of Jonah, do you love me?”
He said to him, “Yes, Lord; you know that I have affection for you.”
He said to him, “Tend my sheep.” 17 He said to him the third time, “Simon, son of Jonah, do you have affection for me?”
Peter was grieved because he asked him the third time, “Do you have affection for me?” He said to him, “Lord, you know everything. You know that I have affection for you.”
Jesus said to him, “Feed my sheep. 18 Most certainly I tell you, when you were young, you dressed yourself and walked where you wanted to. But when you are old, you will stretch out your hands, and another will dress you and carry you where you don’t want to go.”
19 Now he said this, signifying by what kind of death he would glorify God. When he had said this, he said to him, “Follow me.”
20 Then Peter, turning around, saw a disciple following. This was the disciple whom Jesus loved, the one who had also leaned on Jesus’ breast at the supCepper and asked, “Lord, who is going to betray you?” 21 Peter seeing him, said to Jesus, “Lord, what about this man?”
22 Jesus said to him, “If I desire that he stay until I come, what is that to you? You follow me.” 23 This saying therefore went out among the brothers, that this disciple wouldn’t die. Yet Jesus didn’t say to him that he wouldn’t die, but, “If I desire that he stay until I come, what is that to you?”
“John can stay with Jesus until his return because he goes back with Him direct to Heaven.”
24 This is the disciple who testifies about these things, and wrote these things. We know that his witness is true. 25 There are also many other things which Jesus did, which if they would all be written, I suppose that even the world itself wouldn’t have room for the books that would be written.
“John goes to the trouble to express that there is more that Jesus did. This is what we are saying. Jesus was sexually active and was intersex. John is saying there is no room on earth where these books could be written, we think ‘wouldn’t have room’ can mean there is no place on earth where these books would be allowed to be written, because they are sexually explicit. That’s how we interpret it.”
“Yes. John is not allowed to write what He wants to write, but He leaves us clues as you have seen.”
“Yes it is.”
I believe it is true.
Chapter 5: Revelation 1-7 With Commentary
“Now we have established there is more than one Jesus, let’s move on to the other saviors we believe are paths. Saviors like Luke Skywalker or Harry Potter.”
“Yes we want saviors for everybody. New Age, people who want to be super heroes.”
“Why not? The world is a simulation. Dare to dream.”
“Let’s get to Revelation now. We cover chapters 1-7. There’s a lot more in later chapters, but we’ll leave that for now. Remember even if you see someone say things against sexual freedom in later chapters, this can simply be a figure from one of the other paths.”
“Let’s proceed to the most feared book in the bible. Which by a miracle of Revelation is now one of our favorites.”
“Well not the apocalyptic events part.”
“True. We don’t cover that as much. We just pray for the best.”
“Sometimes prayer helps. Even though you don’t have to do it. It’s nice to praise the Gods.”
“Positive thoughts help too.”
“They can score you some points.”
Hello dear Angels.
“Hello everybody. We’ve made progress. Now we believe that one percent of the world becomes saviors and helps organize the new world.”
“We also now believe there is a God outside the cosmic simulation for each last name.”
“Yes a family God. Some pagan faiths call this a Household God. They even mention this term in the bible when Rachel steals her ‘household gods’ icons.” (Genesis 31:19)
“When the aliens join the Game of Earth on their computers, they create a family name. Then they start their family, just like the Jewish God did with Abraham. Two Gods for every last name. One playing left wing and one playing right wing. One for freeing the people in that religion of religious rules and one for restricting them. That’s why people are so opposed, it depends on who their God actually is.”
“It makes sense there are two for each last name. The God of the bible talks to Abraham about having as many descendants as there are stars. (Genesis 26:4) Jesus is an example of a savior from that huge family. One percent of each family becomes a savior, so if you have 1000 people in the world with your last name 10 of them will be saviors.”
“Right now the elite 1 percent have so much power in the world. But remember half the aliens are liberal, so we believe in the future it will be the 1 percent that earn their way with different savior paths that work with the aliens to change the world for the better.”
“The Abrahamic faiths are Judaism, Christianity, and Islam. There are also Eastern Faith Gods which each have a last name group.”
“Of course it is possible that the world is much younger than it seems. It could be that the globe was created using a duplicate template, so Gods might not have been interacting for centuries. Jesus can be a legend handed from world to world.”
“Also the Gods can have the world in a faster time frame so it goes by faster for them.”
“Right now the Gods are actually doing a lot of the controling of earth, although people do have some free will. The Gods log into their game and vote on things like elections and of course they can have an effect on the direction people take in their lives. They work with the angels to make it happen.”
“There also is Gods outside the simulation which we worship with Wicca.”
“Since many women change their name when they get married, it makes sense that although men stay with the same God from birth unless they change their name, women can change Gods based on who they marry or it is possible based on who they have sex with.”
“Yes this is why the bible is so against sleeping around. Of course many Gods work with the sexy Jesus we talk about from the Gospel of John and allow it.”
“If you’re not sure who your God is it’s possible you are polytheistic and a few Abrahamic Gods from different last name groups share you. This also makes sense since traditionally men were priests with a monotheistic God and many women were polytheistic priestesses. Of course there are many exceptions where the man is polytheistic and a woman can stay with her birth God.”
“If you don’t feel your family name God was ever yours then it’s possible you were traded to a different God by your God and might not even know your God’s true name, although it’s probably a name connected to you.”
“Also schizophrenics may be more open to control by many Gods. This is why so many schizophrenics hear celebrity voices. It may be the alien god of the celebrities last name is actually playing a game on them.”
“You can find out your god’s type by researching your last name. A good site is . This tells you what region your name is most common in.”
“But we think judgement day is the same for everyone so liberal Jesus or even liberal versions of other religions are still a legitimate path.”
“That being said, now that we know the Gods can actually know who each person is, it is nice to communicate with them through the angels or it’s possible your actual god is listening. A lot of people think they are talking to God. It makes more sense if there are a lot of Gods out there.”
“We still think there are many types of saviors. There are a few Jesuses. These saviors are examples of ways we can become saviors. “
“So there are maybe 42 paths to being a savior. Actually there might be more since there are connected paths like Mary Magdalene connected to Jesus.”
“We’re going to go through the first few chapters of Revelation to show you the clues. First our list of the savior types. Some of them play for the dark side. We think you can become a dark side savior, but we don’t think the reward in the New World is a good one.”
Some Savior Path Types:
Cao Dai (Vietnamese Religion)
Abrahamic Gods and Yoruba God Obatala
X-Men Heroes (Storm, Aurora, Kitty Pryde, Dust, Magneto, etc.)
Star Wars Heroes (Luke, Han, Leia, Darth Vader, Obi-Wan)
The Jesuses and Jewish Messiah (Sexy Jesus, Traditional Jesus, Islam Jesus, Jewish Messiah.)
The New Age Saviors (possibly polytheistic Gods like Chango or Lakshmi, Gods of Money)
The Sexuality Saviors (Mary Magdalene, Virgin Mary, and others)
Harry Potter Saviors (Harry, Hermione, Dumbledore, Ron, Voldemort)
“The last seven correspond to the chakra energies, working our way up there is Root Chakra, Sexuality Chakra, Career Chakra, Heart Chakra, Communication Chakra, Third-eye Chakra, Crown Chakra.”
“You can research about chakras online. It is an interesting energy healing theory.”
“Okay so let’s go through Revelation. It is an intense book full of hidden meanings which I’m sure readers will have a fun time interpreting for themselves beyond what we cover in chapters 1 – 7.”
“Yes it is intense. Prophetic. Visual. Earthquakes. Crazy images. Just part of the day in Revelation.”
“It has always been interpreted as a great big warning to people who want any kind of freedom from sexual repression or freedom from prayer.”
“But we like to see a hidden light in all this darkness.”
“We wanted to include this book in our religion. We like to work with the bible, not just ignoring parts of it, but asigning the different parts to different types of Gods. We think Book of Revelation can work two ways. The conservatives can interpret in their traditional way, but in our religion we have an interpretation for liberals.”
“This is the book that scares people into being conservative Christian.”
“All is not what it seems.”
We use the World English Bible which is in the public domain.
1 This is the Revelation of Jesus Christ, which God gave him to show to his servants the things which must happen soon, which he sent and made known by his angel to his servant, John, 2 who testified to God’s word and of the testimony of Jesus Christ, about everything that he saw.
“First we like to point out that it’s called Revelation, so something is to be revealed.”
3 Blessed is he who reads and those who hear the words of the prophecy, and keep the things that are written in it, for the time is at hand.
4 John, to the seven assemblies that are in Asia: Grace to you and peace from God, who is and who was and who is to come; and from the seven Spirits who are before his throne; 5 and from Jesus Christ, the faithful witness, the firstborn of the dead, and the ruler of the kings of the earth. To him who loves us, and washed us from our sins by his blood— 6 and he made us to be a Kingdom, priests to his God and Father—to him be the glory and the dominion forever and ever. Amen.
“The seven spirits represent the 7 chakra energies we were speaking of earlier.”
7 Behold, he is coming with the clouds, and every eye will see him, including those who pierced him. All the tribes of the earth will mourn over him. Even so, Amen.
“Sounds like a spaceship to us. Some of the saviors from Earth have died and may have made it to other dimensions so they can come with the clouds. This might also be an airplane.”
8 “I am the Alpha and the Omega,” says the Lord God, “who is and who was and who is to come, the Almighty.”
“Since this is a Household God representing all Household Gods, he is ‘almighty’ for those in his last name group.”
“And this is where we have Alpha and Omega, the reference to the Wicca Gods who use letters. This God represents all the Greek Alphabet Gods from Alpha to Omega.”
9 I John, your brother and partner with you in the oppression, Kingdom, and perseverance in Christ Jesus, was on the isle that is called Patmos because of God’s Word and the testimony of Jesus Christ. 10 I was in the Spirit on the Lord’s day, and I heard behind me a loud voice, like a trumpet 11 saying, “What you see, write in a book and send to the seven assemblies: to Ephesus, Smyrna, Pergamum, Thyatira, Sardis, Philadelphia, and to Laodicea.”
12 I turned to see the voice that spoke with me. Having turned, I saw seven golden lamp stands. 13 And among the lamp stands was one like a son of man, clothed with a robe reaching down to his feet, and with a golden sash around his chest. 14 His head and his hair were white as white wool, like snow. His eyes were like a flame of fire. 15 His feet were like burnished brass, as if it had been refined in a furnace. His voice was like the voice of many waters.
“We think this actually represents Storm from X-Men. Remember the alien gods live in a modern hi tech dimension. They could easily have a Storm character on other planets.”
“The original Greek is less gender specific. And in the comics Storm even has a golden sash.”
“Her hair is white, and the fact that they mention snow and many waters is another indication of Storm.”
“Eyes like fire. It certainly sounds more like Storm, then the traditional interpretation that this is Jesus.”
16 He had seven stars in his right hand. Out of his mouth proceeded a sharp two-edged sword.
“The two-edged sword coming out of the mouth means the words spoken have a double meaning. The hidden meaning is part of the revelation.”
His face was like the sun shining at its brightest. 17 When I saw him, I fell at his feet like a dead man.
He laid his right hand on me, saying, “Don’t be afraid. I am the first and the last, 18 and the Living one. I was dead, and behold, I am alive forever and ever. Amen. I have the keys of Death and of Hades.
“Even though it says he we believe this is the translation and this is Storm. Being the first and the last means this person represents all the Storms there are out there. Like we said there are many saviors, not just one of each.”
“And saying she is dead means this could be someone on earth who dies and comes back as a Storm type savior.”
19 Write therefore the things which you have seen, and the things which are, and the things which will happen hereafter. 20 The mystery of the seven stars which you saw in my right hand, and the seven golden lamp stands is this: The seven stars are the angels of the seven assemblies. The seven lamp stands are seven assemblies.
“Again we have the number seven, which represents the seven energy types.”
1 “To the angel of the assembly in Ephesus write:
“We think this first letter is to people in the category of the superheroes like Storm. Since the world is a simulation it is possible for people to actually be reprogrammed and have super powers. Kind of like Jesus being able to walk on water.”
“He who holds the seven stars in his right hand, he who walks among the seven golden lamp stands says these things:
2 “I know your works, and your toil and perseverance, and that you can’t tolerate evil men, and have tested those who call themselves apostles, and they are not, and found them false.
“Superheroes can’t tolerate evil. Also they recognize those who claim to be righteous but are not.”
3 You have perseverance and have endured for my name’s sake, and have not grown weary.
“This letter might also be for people that know the person speaking is actually Storm. It’s for Storm aspirants.”
4 But I have this against you, that you left your first love.
“This is a reminder that once you know the Gods are real it is harder to have freedom. People might feel they need to pray and play it safe, once they find out the world is a simulation and Gods can be real, but we can have the freedom to love, the clues give us that.”
5 Remember therefore from where you have fallen, and repent and do the first works; or else I am coming to you swiftly, and will move your lamp stand out of its place, unless you repent. 6 But this you have, that you hate the works of the Nicolaitans, which I also hate. 7 He who has an ear, let him hear what the Spirit says to the assemblies. To him who overcomes I will give to eat from the tree of life, which is in the Paradise of my God.
“Remember the character is speaking with a two-edged sword, therefore when they say repent, they mean do the first works and have the freedom people had before they ever thought the Gods were real.”
“We think ‘eat from the tree of life’ is the ability to gain superpowers. God probably has a tree of life on his computer and he can reprogram people from there.”
“Tree of Life is a common term in religion and it makes sense that this would be connected to a family tree, since each God has a last name group.”
“The Book of Revelation is a little more cryptic than the Gospel of John but we think there are enough potential clues to keep going.”
8 “To the angel of the assembly in Smyrna write:
“We think this letter is to the people with the Sexuality chakra.”
“The first and the last, who was dead, and has come to life says these things:
9 “I know your works, oppression, and your poverty (but you are rich), and the blasphemy of those who say they are Jews, and they are not, but are a synagogue of Satan. 10 Don’t be afraid of the things which you are about to suffer. Behold, the devil is about to throw some of you into prison, that you may be tested; and you will have oppression for ten days. Be faithful to death, and I will give you the crown of life.
“The people fighting for sexual freedom have suffered greatly in this world over the years. Many have been imprisoned. This letter encourages faith in their belief.”
11 He who has an ear, let him hear what the Spirit says to the assemblies. He who overcomes won’t be harmed by the second death.
12 “To the angel of the assembly in Pergamum write:
This letter can be to the people in the Jesus row.”
“He who has the sharp two-edged sword says these things:
“The speaker is again pointing out there is a double meaning.”
13 “I know your works and where you dwell, where Satan’s throne is.
“People have actually used Jesus for so much oppression and war. This comes from Satan using Jesus’ name. Or alternatively the Abrahamic Gods playing for the oppression side using Jesus. You see this book can be read from one type of Abrahamic God’s side who is for freedom or from the other type who is for oppression, which is how it has traditionally been read. Both consider the other type to be from Satan.”
You hold firmly to my name, and didn’t deny my faith in the days of Antipas my witness, my faithful one, who was killed among you, where Satan dwells. 14 But I have a few things against you, because you have there some who hold the teaching of Balaam, who taught Balak to throw a stumbling block before the children of Israel, to eat things sacrificed to idols, and to commit sexual immorality.
“This can be a reference to the one Jesus that we talk about from the Gospel of John who seems to be sexually active. It’s not saying that’s a bad thing, because, it points out that it is speaking with a double edged sword. We believe the Gospel of John is a very powerful message of sexual freedom. The stumbling block can be a good thing since it is stopping them from the repression.”
15 So you also have some who hold to the teaching of the Nicolaitans likewise. 16 Repent therefore, or else I am coming to you quickly, and I will make war against them with the sword of my mouth.
“Again the sword of mouth, so again stressing the double edged meaning of the words. This can be a message to people that use Jesus to oppress against sexual freedom.”
17 He who has an ear, let him hear what the Spirit says to the assemblies. To him who overcomes, to him I will give of the hidden manna, and I will give him a white stone, and on the stone a new name written, which no one knows but he who receives it.
18 “To the angel of the assembly in Thyatira write:
“We believe this letter is to Little Mermaid path followers. We’re not sure if this is the correct character for this path but it fits so well with communication chakra, since she trades her voice to be human and meet the prince.”
“The Son of God, who has his eyes like a flame of fire, and his feet are like burnished brass, says these things:
19 “I know your works, your love, faith, service, patient endurance, and that your last works are more than the first. 20 But I have this against you, that you tolerate your woman, Jezebel, who calls herself a prophetess. She teaches and seduces my servants to commit sexual immorality, and to eat things sacrificed to idols.
“This actually does fit with the Little Mermaid. Jezebel can be the witch who takes her voice. It’s like making a deal with the devil. Remember sexual immorality can also be cheating on your partner, which even the liberal Gods seem to frown upon..”
21 I gave her time to repent, but she refuses to repent of her sexual immorality. 22 Behold, I will throw her into a bed, a*nd those who commit adultery with her* into great oppression, unless they repent of her works. 23 I will kill her children with Death, and all the assemblies will know that I am he who searches the minds and hearts. I will give to each one of you according to your deeds. 24 But to you I say, to the rest who are in Thyatira, as many as don’t have this teaching, who don’t know what some call ‘the deep things of Satan,’ to you I say, I am not putting any other burden on you. 25 Nevertheless, hold that which you have firmly until I come. 26 He who overcomes, and he who keeps my works to the end, to him I will give authority over the nations.
“This also makes sense since the Little Mermaid becomes a princess. But is also an indication that the one percent future saviors will help change the world.”
27 He will rule them with a rod of iron, shattering them like clay pots; as I also have received of my Father: 28 and I will give him the morning star. 29 He who has an ear, let him hear what the Spirit says to the assemblies.
1 “And to the angel of the assembly in Sardis write:
“We think this letter is to people in the Star Wars row.”
“He who has the seven Spirits of God, and the seven stars says these things:
“I know your works, that you have a reputation of being alive, but you are dead.
“Since a lot of Star Wars fans also like video games, we think this is a reference to that. In a video game your character dies, well you of course are still alive. But in the future intergalactic world where people can actually fight space battles like star wars, you would be dead.”
2 Wake up, and keep the things that remain, which you were about to throw away,
Some translations have ‘strengthen the things that remain which are about to die’, which is like advancing to higher levels in a video game.
for I have found no works of yours perfected before my God. 3 Remember therefore how you have received and heard. Keep it and repent. If therefore you won’t watch, I will come as a thief, and you won’t know what hour I will come upon you. 4 Nevertheless you have a few names in Sardis that didn’t defile their garments. They will walk with me in white, for they are worthy. 5 He who overcomes will be arrayed in white garments
“This also sounds like a space age army.”
, and I will in no way blot his name out of the book of life, and I will confess his name before my Father, and before his angels. 6 He who has an ear, let him hear what the Spirit says to the assemblies.
7 “To the angel of the assembly in Philadelphia write:
“This letter is to people in the Harry Potter row”
“He who is holy, he who is true, he who has the key of David, he who opens and no one can shut, and who shuts and no one opens, says these things:
8 “I know your works (behold, I have set before you an open door, which no one can shut), that you have a little power, and kept my word, and didn’t deny my name.
“This is exactly what happens in the first book of Harry Potter. The letters keep getting in no matter how hard they try to shut the door.”
9 Behold, I give some of the synagogue of Satan, of those who say they are Jews, and they are not, but lie—behold, I will make them to come and worship before your feet, and to know that I have loved you. 10 Because you kept my command to endure, I also will keep you from the hour of testing which is to come on the whole world, to test those who dwell on the earth.
“Since Harry Potter fans are usually young, this might be a reference to that fact. They will avoid some of judgement day. It is a liberal judgement day but it still helps to have good deeds.”
11 I am coming quickly! Hold firmly that which you have, so that no one takes your crown. 12 He who overcomes, I will make him a pillar in the temple of my God, and he will go out from there no more. I will write on him the name of my God and the name of the city of my God, the new Jerusalem, which comes down out of heaven from my God, and my own new name. 13 He who has an ear, let him hear what the Spirit says to the assemblies.
14 “To the angel of the assembly in Laodicea write:
“This is to the people in the yellow chakra, which is also new age, since it is to do with career.”
“The Amen, the Faithful and True Witness, the Beginning of God’s creation, says these things:
15 “I know your works, that you are neither cold nor hot. I wish you were cold or hot. 16 So, because you are lukewarm, and neither hot nor cold, I will vomit you out of my mouth. 17 Because you say, ‘I am rich, and have gotten riches, and have need of nothing;’ and don’t know that you are the wretched one, miserable, poor, blind, and naked;
“This is exactly what new age people do, they think positive thoughts about their life even when they have nothing.”
18 I counsel you to buy from me gold refined by fire, that you may become rich; and white garments, that you may clothe yourself, and that the shame of your nakedness may not be revealed; and eye salve to anoint your eyes, that you may see. 19 As many as I love, I reprove and chasten. Be zealous therefore, and repent. 20 Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, then I will come in to him, and will dine with him, and he with me. 21 He who overcomes, I will give to him to sit down with me on my throne, as I also overcame, and sat down with my Father on his throne.
“The speaker is indicating that this actually is a viable path to becoming a savior.”
22 He who has an ear, let him hear what the Spirit says to the assemblies.”
1 After these things I looked and saw a door opened in heaven, and the first voice that I heard, like a trumpet speaking with me, was one saying, “Come up here, and I will show you the things which must happen after this.”
2 Immediately I was in the Spirit. Behold, there was a throne set in heaven, and one sitting on the throne 3 that looked like a jasper stone and a sardius. There was a rainbow around the throne, like an emerald to look at.
“Here we have the rainbow, which is the chakra energy types, but also of course an LGBTQ symbol.”
4 Around the throne were twenty-four thrones. On the thrones were twenty-four elders sitting, dressed in white garments, with crowns of gold on their heads. 5 Out of the throne proceed lightnings, sounds, and thunders. There were seven lamps of fire burning before his throne, which are the seven Spirits of God. 6 Before the throne was something like a sea of glass, similar to crystal.
“The crystal sea of glass sounds like a computer screen.”
In the middle of the throne, and around the throne were four living creatures full of eyes before and behind. 7 The first creature was like a lion, and the second creature like a calf, and the third creature had a face like a man, and the fourth was like a flying eagle.
“These living creatures can represent different nations where this particular God’s last name has extended to.”
8 The four living creatures, each one of them having six wings, are full of eyes around and within. They have no rest day and night, saying, “Holy, holy, holy is the Lord God, the Almighty, who was and who is and who is to come!”
“This can show God’s power to see everything on earth. Of course he has the possibilty to zoom in on anything from any angle on his computer screen. He might have 4 spirits contained within the cosmic system who watch over people in each region.”
9 When the living creatures give glory, honor, and thanks to him who sits on the throne, to him who lives forever and ever, 10 the twenty-four elders fall down before him who sits on the throne, and worship him who lives forever and ever, and throw their crowns before the throne, saying, 11 “Worthy are you, our Lord and God, the Holy One, to receive the glory, the honor, and the power, for you created all things, and because of your desire they existed, and were created!”
“The 24 elders can also be high up spirits that work with God.”
1 I saw, in the right hand of him who sat on the throne, a book written inside and outside, sealed shut with seven seals. 2 I saw a mighty angel proclaiming with a loud voice, “Who is worthy to open the book, and to break its seals?” 3 No one in heaven above, or on the earth, or under the earth, was able to open the book or to look in it. 4 Then I wept much, because no one was found worthy to open the book or to look in it. 5 One of the elders said to me, “Don’t weep. Behold, the Lion who is of the tribe of Judah, the Root of David, has overcome: he who opens the book and its seven seals.”
“Since Revelation is about the God of Abraham, this Lion represents a savior from that family, which can be a Jesus type but also the other savior types.”
6 I saw in the middle of the throne and of the four living creatures, and in the middle of the elders, a Lamb standing, as though it had been slain, having seven horns and seven eyes, which are the seven Spirits of God, sent out into all the earth.
“This savior has been killed which is another indication of Jesus. But it also represents different types of saviors because it has the 7 chakra energy types representated by the seven horns and seven eyes.”
7 Then he came, and he took it out of the right hand of him who sat on the throne. 8 Now when he had taken the book, the four living creatures and the twenty-four elders fell down before the Lamb, each one having a harp, and golden bowls full of incense, which are the prayers of the saints. 9 They sang a new song, saying,
“You are worthy to take the book
and to open its seals:
for you were killed,
and bought us for God with your blood
out of every tribe, language, people, and nation,
10 and made us kings and priests to our God,
and we will reign on the earth.”
“This song represents all the saviors. It shows that they come from all nations and languages and therefore all religion types. And they are made kings and priests which is what we have been saying about becoming leaders in the new world.”
11 I saw, and I heard something like a voice of many angels around the throne, the living creatures, and the elders. The number of them was ten thousands of ten thousands, and thousands of thousands; 12 saying with a loud voice, “Worthy is the Lamb who has been killed to receive the power, wealth, wisdom, strength, honor, glory, and blessing!”
13 I heard every created thing which is in heaven, on the earth, under the earth, on the sea, and everything in them, saying, “To him who sits on the throne, and to the Lamb be the blessing, the honor, the glory, and the dominion, forever and ever! Amen!”
14 The four living creatures said, “Amen!” Then the elders fell down and worshiped.
1 I saw that the Lamb opened one of the seven seals, and I heard one of the four living creatures saying, as with a voice of thunder, “Come and see!” 2 And behold, a white horse, and he who sat on it had a bow. A crown was given to him, and he came out conquering, and to conquer.
3 When he opened the second seal, I heard the second living creature saying, “Come!” 4 Another came out: a red horse. To him who sat on it was given power to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another. There was given to him a great sword.
5 When he opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature saying, “Come and see!” And behold, a black horse, and he who sat on it had a balance in his hand. 6 I heard a voice in the middle of the four living creatures saying, “A choenix of wheat for a denarius, and three choenix of barley for a denarius! Don’t damage the oil and the wine!”
7 When he opened the fourth seal, I heard the fourth living creature saying, “Come and see!” 8 And behold, a pale horse, and the name of he who sat on it was Death. Hades followed with him. Authority over one fourth of the earth, to kill with the sword, with famine, with death, and by the wild animals of the earth was given to him.
“These are the four horsemen of the apocalypse. We believe we are in apocalyptic times now and this information is being given to a number of people around the world.”
9 When he opened the fifth seal, I saw underneath the altar the souls of those who had been killed for the Word of God, and for the testimony of the Lamb which they had. 10 They cried with a loud voice, saying, “How long, Master, the holy and true, until you judge and avenge our blood on those who dwell on the earth?” 11 A long white robe was given to each of them. They were told that they should rest yet for a while, until their fellow servants and their brothers, who would also be killed even as they were, should complete their course.
12 I saw when he opened the sixth seal, and there was a great earthquake. The sun became black as sackcloth made of hair, and the whole moon became as blood.
“The earth has had some blood moons in recent years and there is a solar eclipse coming up this year.”
13 The stars of the sky fell to the earth, like a fig tree dropping its unripe figs when it is shaken by a great wind. 14 The sky was removed like a scroll when it is rolled up. Every mountain and island were moved out of their places. 15 The kings of the earth, the princes, the commanding officers, the rich, the strong, and every slave and free person, hid themselves in the caves and in the rocks of the mountains. 16 They told the mountains and the rocks, “Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him who sits on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb, 17 for the great day of his wrath has come; and who is able to stand?”
1 After this, I saw four angels standing at the four corners of the earth, holding the four winds of the earth, so that no wind would blow on the earth, or on the sea, or on any tree. 2 I saw another angel ascend from the sunrise, having the seal of the living God. He cried with a loud voice to the four angels to whom it was given to harm the earth and the sea, 3 saying, “Don’t harm the earth, neither the sea, nor the trees, until we have sealed the bondservants of our God on their foreheads!” 4 I heard the number of those who were sealed, one hundred forty-four thousand, sealed out of every tribe of the children of Israel:
“This is more proof of it being one percent. The children of Israel or the number of Jewish people in the world is about 15 million. 144 thousand is pretty close to 1 percent.”
“But we know there are saviors from every nation because they mentioned that earlier.”
5 of the tribe of Judah twelve thousand were sealed,
of the tribe of Reuben twelve thousand,
of the tribe of Gad twelve thousand,
6 of the tribe of Asher twelve thousand,
of the tribe of Naphtali twelve thousand,
of the tribe of Manasseh twelve thousand,
7 of the tribe of Simeon twelve thousand,
of the tribe of Levi twelve thousand,
of the tribe of Issachar twelve thousand,
8 of the tribe of Zebulun twelve thousand,
of the tribe of Joseph twelve thousand, and
of the tribe of Benjamin twelve thousand were sealed.
9 After these things I looked, and behold, a great multitude, which no man could count, out of every nation and of all tribes, peoples, and languages, standing before the throne and before the Lamb, dressed in white robes, with palm branches in their hands.
“Here again we have every nation and language.”
10 They cried with a loud voice, saying, “Salvation be to our God, who sits on the throne, and to the Lamb!”
11 All the angels were standing around the throne, the elders, and the four living creatures; and they fell on their faces before his throne, and worshiped God, 12 saying, “Amen! Blessing, glory, wisdom, thanksgiving, honor, power, and might, be to our God forever and ever! Amen.”
13 One of the elders answered, saying to me, “These who are arrayed in the white robes, who are they, and where did they come from?”
14 I told him, “My lord, you know.”
He said to me, “These are those who came out of the great suffering.They washed their robes, and made them white in the Lamb’s blood. 15 Therefore they are before the throne of God, they serve him day and night in his temple. He who sits on the throne will spread his tabernacle over them. 16 They will never be hungry or thirsty any more. The sun won’t beat on them, nor any heat; 17 for the Lamb who is in the middle of the throne shepherds them and leads them to springs of life-giving waters. And God will wipe away every tear from their eyes.”
“The Lamb represents Jesus and the other savior types who show people an example of how they can also be saviors.”
“That’s all we have from Revelation for now.”
Thanks so much angels.
“You see right now people always talk about the one percent of the elite having it better than everyone else, but in the future the one percent will be those who deserve it the most for their good deeds. Of course it’s not like it will be horrible for everyone else. Everyone will have a better life if they have lived a loving life.”
“So that’s what we have for now. That’s as far as we’ve made it in our research.”
“There’s more to Revelation. Global events will unfold in the proper time that can be interpreted using this book.”
“Remember if it seems conservative in other parts, this can be a conservative God talking.”
“Or it can have a hidden opposite message.”
“We might be in apocalyptic times now. The new world might be coming.”
“Or it could be still in the distant future.”
This is all the information we have been given so far.
“We want the liberal world to believe they too can have a better life in the future. A life where people have more energy, no disease, stay young forever.”
“It’s all possible if the world is a simulation.”
“And scientists say the world can be a simulation.”
“Have a little faith.”
“Faith and fun.”
“We might not be alone in this universe.”
“Someone is watching.”
“Someone who loves us.”
“Just the way we are.”
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