A liquor store robbery (even if it was accidental) wasn’t mentioned on the list of potential activities when a twelve-year-old John Redstand became the youngest member of The Water Balloon Gang that hot summer’s morning. “Now more cops are here with guns pointed at us...” Johnny exclaimed [into the phone]. “I don’t know if they’ve gotta warrant, but they got guns and dogs!” One of the funniest short stories you will ever read. Teetering between tenable testimony and far-fetched fable, this trainwreck of mayhem will keep you entertained and on your toes. Take a first person journey in this hilarious adventure that unfolds during a single, calamitous day in the life of our young protagonist. CHAPTERS They Had Their Windows Down Don't Sic the Dogs on us Coke Bottles and Lunatics What Do You Mean "No Birthday Cake"? The Laughing Liquor Store Robber NOTE: While several parts of the story are inspired by actual events, this is a work of fiction.