In this book, I try to describe few professions in a lighter vein, I have come across as a student, as an officer, as a co-writer and a man as your next door neighbour. Few examples, Government Doctors: They start writing a prescription before you finish your problem. Specialist Doctor: He cannot prescribe medicine for common cough. Subject Experts: Scratch your back, I shall scratch yours to climb the ladder. Engineers: They can make theoretically a car, but cannot change even a fuse when light goes off. Statisticians: They can prove anything diametrically opposite at different time and different places with same set of data. Architect: They can design a drain where water is supposed to flow from downstream to upstream. Specialist tailor: To wear a dress stitched by a Specialist tailor, you have to exercise according to the need of the dress as he is not going to adjust the dress according to your curves. Specialist Cook: You have to develop your taste buds according to his cooking style. Government Servants: They are lousy, not willing to work, busy in gossiping and above all they are not readily available at their designated places during the office hours. Politician: He is the most honest person in the world who never speaks a lie. Voter: Voter has the importance less than that of a shooting star in our country. Law: Always takes its own course. But all courses (educational) have definite prices. Officers of Government: Once selected, you will get your salary in time for sure, there is no relation with delivery of work/ output/ outcome.