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Santa Callous


This edition was formatted to minimize tree abuse in the print version, antiquated rules and regulations of the Library of Congress be damned, but Crate Sapce put paid to that plan by forcing this to be 24 pages instead of 16, killing fifty percent more trees. What a long way we have to go before we’re really capable of saving the planet, huh?



Santa Callous

Copyright © 2016 Ian Wood

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ISBN-13: 9781370643721


Aside from reasonable quotes for review and fair use purposes, no part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, or by any information storage and retrieval system, without permission in writing, from the author.


The characters, entities, situations, histories, and locations in this work are of the purest invention. Don’t believe a word of it. Seriously. It’s nothing but fantasy and fiction. Any similarity between real places and events, and those depicted here, and between characters in this fiction, and real elves who may be living or not, is unintended; no such relationship should be inferred. There really is no Santa Claus, but there really was a Nicholas who evidently was not saintly since he punched a guy in the face; thus ended the age of Arius!


Technical note: on page 18, all the animals might not be reindeer. In fact, let’s face it, just like Hollywood, none of them is. Since when does Hollywood hire people of the right race and ethnicity? It’s the same in publishing, but at least I tried for diversity….


Notes on Shakespir Edition:

Because of limitations on file size imposed by Shakespir, approximately fifty percent of the images in this book are of reduced quality as compared with the print version.


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Santa Callous

Finally, the truth about Santa in this era of businessmen presidents! Santa a slave driver! Elves in open rebellion! It's the small print that gets you! That's why Claus sounds like Claws!

  • ISBN: 9781370643721
  • Author: Ian Wood
  • Published: 2016-12-20 15:50:12
  • Words: 389
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