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Jokes About Cats

Jokes About Cats


William Gore


Copyright William Gore 2016


Published at Shakespir


Table of contents.


1. Jokes about cats


Jokes about cats


In a police station phone calls:

- To the aid, to the aid! – it is heard in a tube. – To the aid!

- Now we leave, – the inspector speaks. – But what happened?

- The cat rushed into a room!

- Forgive, the monsieur, but because of such trifles police do not disturb.

Who are you?

- How it who? Parrot, certainly!


Having returned from fishing, the husband asks:

- Cat of the house?

- Come, be not afraid, I to it sprats bought, – the wife answers.


The thief asks a black cat who stole a march on it,

when he was off to commit criminal act:

- For whom you work?

- Messes! – that answered.


Three cats meet, argue who from them is lazier.

- I lay yesterday on a floor, and from a table sausage fell. So to me laziness

was to approach and eat…

- And yesterday the hostess with milk under a nose delivered a saucer to me, and me

to drink up laziness…

- And you heard yesterday shouts? So it I to myself on egg came.

Painfully, and a paw to lift laziness…

Jokes About Cats

Begin the day with cheerful jokes. One hour of laughter increases human life. When bad weather or not moods, the book of jokes makes you positive. Excellent jokes for all family, children and parents. You will perfectly spend evening with the book of jokes. Positive maximum.

  • Author: William Gore
  • Published: 2016-12-21 01:20:07
  • Words: 216
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