Jokes About Cats
Copyright William Gore 2016
Published at Shakespir
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Jokes about cats
In a police station phone calls:
- To the aid, to the aid! – it is heard in a tube. – To the aid!
- Now we leave, – the inspector speaks. – But what happened?
- The cat rushed into a room!
- Forgive, the monsieur, but because of such trifles police do not disturb.
Who are you?
- How it who? Parrot, certainly!
Having returned from fishing, the husband asks:
- Cat of the house?
- Come, be not afraid, I to it sprats bought, – the wife answers.
The thief asks a black cat who stole a march on it,
when he was off to commit criminal act:
- For whom you work?
- Messes! – that answered.
Three cats meet, argue who from them is lazier.
- I lay yesterday on a floor, and from a table sausage fell. So to me laziness
was to approach and eat…
- And yesterday the hostess with milk under a nose delivered a saucer to me, and me
to drink up laziness…
- And you heard yesterday shouts? So it I to myself on egg came.
Painfully, and a paw to lift laziness…
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