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Cow Jokes


Happy Birthday Jokes

By Arnie Lightning

Arnie Lightning Books


Shakespir Edition

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Q: What board game is a cow’s favorite?

A: Moonopoly!

Q: What is the definition of the moon?

A: The past tense of moo!

Q: What do you call a tired cow?

A: All milked out!

Q: What do you call a cow that does not give milk?

A: Milk dud!

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?

A: A bull dozer.

Q: What do cows usually fly around in?

A: Helicowpters and bulloons!

Q: What do cows get when they feel sick?

A: Hay fever.

Q: What is the golden rule for a cow?

A: Do unto udders as you would have udders do unto you!

Q: What happens when a cow stops shaving?

A: It grows a moostache.

Q: What do cows like to do at amoosement parks?

A: They like to ride the roller cowsters.

Q: What is a cow’s favorite game?

A: Moosical chairs!

Q: What animals do you carry around all day?

A: Your calves.

Q: What do you call a cow that plays music?

A: A moosician!

Q: What did one dairy cow say to another?

A: Got milk?

Q: How do you make a milkshake?

A: Shake up a cow.

Q: How does a cow do math?

A: With his cowculator!

Q: Where do baby cows go to eat?

A: The calf-ateria!

Q: Where did the bull carry his paperwork?

A: In the beef case!

Q: Why wouldn’t the cows leave the farm?

A: They were pasteurized!

Q: What would you get if you mixed a cow with a rabbit?

A: A hare in your milk!

Q: What U.S. state has the most cows?

A: Moosouri!

Q: Where do milk shakes come from?

A: From a nervous cow!

Q: Where do cows ride when on a train?

A: In the cowboose.

Q: What is a cow’s favorite moosical note?

A: Beef-flat!

Q: When a bull listens to his iPod, what does he put on his head?

A: His steer phones!

Q: Do cows go to Heaven?

A: Of course. It is a place of udder delight.

Q: What song did Michael Jackson’s cow sing?

A: Beef it!

Q: How did that bullfight turn out?

A: It was a toss-up!

Q: If you crossed a cow with a flock of ducks, what would you get?

A: Milk and quackers!

Q: Is there big money in the cattle business?

A: So I’ve herd (heard)!

Q: What do cows sing at birthday parties?

A: Happy birthday to MOO!

Q: What do you call a cow that fell into a hole?

A: A holy cow!

Q: What would you hear at a cow concert?

A: Moosic!

Q: What is a cow’s favorite hairstyle?

A: The cowlick!

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?

A: Spoiled milk!

Q: What do you call it when one cow spies on another?

A: A steak-out!

Q: What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

A: Steer Wars.

Q: Why do cows like being told jokes?

A: They enjoy being amoosed!

Q: How come cows never have any money?

A: The farmer milked them dry!

Q: Where do cows go to dance?

A: The meat ball!

Q: Where do Russian cows originate from?

A: Moscow!

Q: In what state will you find the most cows?

A: Moo York!

Q: What do you get if you mix a longhorn with a knight?

A: Sir Loin!

Q: What happened to the lost cow?

A: Nobody has herd (heard) anything yet!

Q: What do you get if you mix a steer and a chicken?

A: Roost beef!

Q: What do you get from a cowmedian?

A: Udderly silly jokes!

Q: What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

A: Cold milk!

Q: What do you get if you mix a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?

A: A cockerpoodlemooo!

Q: What do you get if you mix a cow with a vampire?

A: Dracowla!

Q: What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A: A lawn moower.

Q: What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

A: Eskimoos!

Q: What do cows do for entertainment?

A: They go to the moovies.

Q: What goes oooooo?

A: A cow with no lips!


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[][] About the Author

Arnie Lightning is a dreamer. He believes that everyone should dream big and not be afraid to take chances to make their dreams come true. Arnie enjoys writing, reading, doodling, and traveling. In his free time, he likes to play video games and run. Arnie lives in Mississippi where he graduated from The University of Southern Mississippi in Hattiesburg, MS.

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Cow Jokes

Funny and Hilarious Cow Jokes for Kids! Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean cow jokes for children. Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about cows. With cute and silly cow illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Funny jokes from this book... Q: What do you call a tired cow? A: All milked out! Q: How does a cow do math? A: With his cowculator! Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bull dozer. Q: What do you call a cow that plays music? A: A moosician! Funny Cow Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) -Over 40 hilarious cow jokes -Cute and colorful cow illustrations -Excellent for early and beginning readers -Lots of fun and entertainment for your child -Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Funny and Hilarious Jokes About Cows! This funny joke book is full of cow jokes that will have you laughing! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about cows will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Arnie Lightning is a children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!

  • ISBN: 9781370652310
  • Author: Hey Sup Bye Publishing
  • Published: 2017-08-11 16:20:30
  • Words: 1079
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