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Christmas Jokes for Kids

Jimmy Giggles

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Benefits of Jokes

Funny Christmas Jokes

Benefits of Jokes

Comedy, humor, and joke-telling have many positive benefits associated with it. Jokes can bring a smile to the face of others and put you in a great mood! Here are a few more benefits associated with joke-telling:

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p<{color:#000;}. Lighten tense situations

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p<{color:#000;}. Great conversation starters

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Funny Christmas Jokes

Q: How does Santa Claus take pictures?

A: With his North Pole-aroid!

Q: What kind of reindeer can jump higher than a house?

A: They all can. Houses can’t jump!

Q: What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

A: Stable-tennis!

Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

A: Crisp Cringle!

Q: Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

A: Santa Jaws!

Q: What songs do Santa’s elves sing to him when he comes home freezing on Christmas night?

A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Q: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?

A: Because he had low elf esteem!

Q: How many chimneys does Santa go down?

A: Stacks!

Q: What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

A: Santa Claustrophobia!

Q: Did you hear about Dracula’s Christmas party?

A: It was a scream!

Q: Why couldn’t the butterfly go to the Christmas ball?

A: It was a moth ball!

Q: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

A: It is Christmas, Eve!

Q: What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?

A: The letter D!

Q: What is Tarzan’s favorite Christmas song?

A: Jungle bells!

Q: What does Santa say when he is sick?

A: OH OH NO!

Q: Which of Santa’s reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

A: Rude-olph!

Q: What do you give a train driver for Christmas?

A: Platform shoes!

Q: Who sings “Love me tender,” and makes Christmas toys?

A: Santa’s little Elvis!

Q: Who delivers cat Christmas presents?

A: Santa Paws!

Q: Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

A: He had no body to go with!

Q: Why is it so cold at Christmas?

A: Because it’s in Decembrrr!

Q: What do gnomes fear most about Christmas?

A: They’re afraid Santa will give them the sack!

Q: How do you make a slow reindeer fast?

A: Don’t feed it!

Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite Christmas entertainment?

A: A phantomime!

Q: What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

A: Santapplause!

Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

A: Fleece Navidad!

Q: What happens to you at Christmas?

A: Yule be happy!

Q: What can Santa give away and still keep?

A: A cold!

Q: How do cats greet each other at Christmas?

A: A furry merry Christmas and happy meow year!

Q: What’s fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels?

A: Santa on roller skates!

Q: What is the cow’s holiday greeting?

A: Mooooory Christmas!

Q: Who is never hungry at Christmas?

A: The turkey because he’s always stuffed!

Q: What did they call Santa after he lost his pants?

A: Saint Knickerless!

Q: Who delivers elephants Christmas presents?

A: Elephanta Claus!

Q: What was the hairdresser’s favorite Christmas song?

A: Oh comb all ye faithful!

Q: What is Scrooge’s favorite Christmas game?

A: Mean-opoly!

Q: If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

A: A subordinate claus!

Q: How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

A: Chick to chick!

Q: What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

A: Best vicious of the season!

Q: Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach?

A: Because he didn’t want to be recognized!

Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?

A: North Polish!

Q: What’s the best thing to put in a Christmas cake?

A: Your teeth!

Q: Why does Santa go down chimneys?

A: Because they soot him!

Q: What’s Santa called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

A: Santa pause!

Q: What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?

A: Grave-y!

Q: Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

A: Santa Clues!

Q: What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

A: The Christmas alphabet has no el!

Q: What does Santa call that reindeer with no eyes?

A: No-eyed-deer!

Q: Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

A: Because they both have sandy claws!


Christmas Jokes for Kids

Funny and Hilarious Christmas Jokes You will giggle so hard at these funny Christmas jokes. It's the best time of year to share comedy and humor! * Hilarious Christmas jokes * Excellent for early readers * Fun for kids, teens, or adults From the book... Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas song? A: Jungle bells! Q: Who delivers cat Christmas presents? A: Santa Paws! Q: How does Santa take Christmas pictures? A: With his North Polaroid! Comedy, humor, and joke-telling have many positive benefits associated with it. Jokes can bring a smile to the face of others and put you in a great mood! Here are a few more benefits associated with joke-telling: * Help you bond with friends and family * Lighten tense situations * Help you make friends * Great conversation starters * Perfect for texts and status updates Scroll up and click buy to start laughing today!

  • ISBN: 9781370322725
  • Author: Hey Sup Bye Publishing
  • Published: 2016-12-01 19:05:10
  • Words: 802
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