Bizarre, or is it bizarre? I once had a weird friend called Stuart. He wanted to invite me around his house when he was throwing a party, because he wanted to introduce me to his friends as ‘a bizarre man’. The guy worked at IBM so he wasn’t stupid. I’ve read my writing, obviously and I don’t find it bizarre, it must therefore be my legion of readers who are bizarre. It could be my fans who read my stuff who are bizarre? And they obviously blame it on me.