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101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids!

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101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

By Arnie Lightning

Arnie Lightning Books

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Copyright © 2014 by Hey Sup Bye Publishing

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Table of Contents

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[] 1.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Armageddon!

Armageddon who?

Armageddon outta here as quick as I can!

[]2.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Water!

Water who?

Water you doing this afternoon?

[]3.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Aitch!

Aitch who?

Bless You!

[]4.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Termite!

Termite who?

Termite be something wrong with this doorbell!

[]5.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Althea!

Althea who?

Althea when you finally open the door!

[]6.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Rhoda!

Rhoda who?

Rhoda horse over here!

[]7.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Amy!

Amy who?

I’m always Amy for the top!

[]8.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Butch!

Butch who?

Open up and butch your arms around me!

[]9.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Avery!

Avery who?

Avery time I come to your house we go through this!

[]10.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Bunny!

Bunny who?

The bunny thing is that I’ve completely forgotten!

[]11.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Anthony!

Anthony who!

Anthony you want!

[]12.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Baby owl!

Baby owl who?

Baby owl see you later!

[]13.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Alpaca!

Alpaca who?

Alpaca lunch for us to eat later!

[]14.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Hand!

Hand who?

Have over the money!

[]15.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Twig!

Twig who?

Twig or tweat!

[]16.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Auntie!

Auntie who?

Auntie glad I stopped by!

[]17.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Cat!

Cat who?

Cat you remember anything?

[]18.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Bashful!

Bashful who?

I can’t tell you! I’m too bashful!

[]19.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Albert!

Albert who!

Albert you can’t guess who this is!

[]20.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Yo mama!

Yo mama who?

This is your mother! Open the door or you are grounded!

[]21.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Beef!

Beef who?

Beef fair!

[]22.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Fangs!

Fangs who?

Fangs for opening the door!

[]23.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Cameron!

Cameron who?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures!

[]24.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Anne!

Anne who?

Anne apple just fell from the tree!

[]25.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Iguana!

Iguana who?

Iguana go home!

[]26.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Bison!

Bison who?

Bison girl scout cookies from me!

[]27.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Cindy!

Cindy who?

Cindy next one in!

[]28.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Allison!

Allison who?

Allison to the radio every morning!

[]29.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

China!

China who?

China late, don’t you think?

[]30.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Becca!

Becca who?

Becca the net!

[]31.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Ocelot!

Ocelot who?

You Ocelot of questions!

[]32.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Attila!

Attila who?

Attila when you get older!

[]33.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Canoe!

Canoe who?

Canoe come out and play?

[]34.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Bruno!

Bruno who?

Bruno more tea for me!

[]35.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Celeste!

Celeste who?

Celeste time I let you borrow money!

[]36.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Alex Plane!

Alex Plane who?

Alex Plane all the details later!

[]37.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Cereal!

Cereal who?

Cereal pleasure to meet you!

[]38.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Tex!

Tex who?

It Tex two to tango!

[]39.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Bass!

Bass who?

Bass the salt and pepper please!

[]40.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Anya!

Anya who?

You better be Anya best behavior!

[]41.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Blue!

Blue who?

Blue away with the wind!

[]42.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Ray!

Ray who?

Do you Ray-member?

[]43.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

C’s!

C’s who?

C’s the day!

[]44.

Knock knock!

Who’s there!

Bond!

Bond who?

Bond to succeed!

[]45.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Ann!

Ann who?

Ann-onymous!

[]46.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Oil!

Oil who?

Oil be sad if you don’t open the door!

[]47.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Cotton!

Cotton who?

Cotton a trap!

[]48.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Bed!

Bed who?

Bed you will never guess who I am!

[]49.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Anatole!

Anatole who?

Anatole me you would open the door!

[]50.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Vaughn!

Vaughn who?

Vaughn day all my dreams are going to come true!

[]51.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Burns!

Burns who?

Burns me up inside!

[]52.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Scold!

Scold who?

Scold out here!

[]53.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Clare!

Clare who?

Clare your throat before you speak!

[]54.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Bruce!

Bruce who?

Please don’t hit me! I Bruce very easily!

[]55.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Fido!

Fido who?

Fido you take so long?

[]56.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Annetta!

Annetta who?

Annetta joke like that and you are done!

[]57.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Conga!

Conga who?

Conga on waiting all day!

[]58.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Armenia!

Armenia who?

Armenia every word I just said!

[]59.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Bing!

Bing who?

Bing down the house!

[]60.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Curly!

Curly who?

Curly Q!

[]61.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Jade!

Jade who?

Jade the whole birthday cake this morning!

[]62.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Bull!

Bull who?

Bull the door closed when you come in!

[]63.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Agatha!

Agatha who?

Agatha headache!

[]64.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Chicken!

Chicken who?

Chicken your pockets!

[]65.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Betty!

Betty who?

Betty can’t guess who this is!

[]66.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Adolf!

Adolf who?

Adolf ball hit me in the back!

[]67.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Comic!

Comic who?

Comic and see me sometime!

[]68.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Beets!

Beets who?

Beets me, I just forgot the joke!

[]69.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Amos!

Amos who?

Amos-quito is on you!

[]70.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Cheese!

Cheese who?

Cheese a cute girl!

[]71.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Begonia!

Begonia who?

Begonia bugging me!

[]72.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Paris!

Paris who?

Paris great but my favorite fruit is watermelon!

[]73.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Costa!

Costa who?

Costa lot of money!

[]74.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Alfred!

Alfred who!

Alfred of the dog!

[]75.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Claude!

Claude who?

Claude up by the cat!

[]76.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Brad!

Brad who?

I have Brad news!

[]77.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Cole!

Cole who?

Cole as a cucumber!

[]78.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Aileen!

Aileen who?

Aileen against the door!

[]79.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Bassoon!

Bassoon who?

Bassoon things will be better!

[]80.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Keri!

Keri who?

Keri out the garbage!

[]81.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Amanda!

Amanda who?

Amanda the table!

[]82.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Brent!

Brent who?

All Brent out of shape!

[]83.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Cain!

Cain who?

Cain you see me?

[]84.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Vanna!

Vanna who?

Vanna go to the movies tonight?

[]85.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Bridget!

Bridget who?

London Bridget falling down, falling down!

[]86.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Adair!

Adair who?

Adair long ago, but now I’m bald!

[]87.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Cassie!

Cassie who?

Cassie the forest for all the trees!

[]88.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Aleta!

Aleta who?

Aleta from a dear friend!

[]89.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Nobel!

Nobel who?

Nobel. That’s the reason I’ve been knocking!

[]90.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Annabel!

Annabel who?

Annabel would be useful for this door!

[]91.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Chair!

Chair who?

Chair you go again, asking more questions!

[]92.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Bark!

Bark who?

Bark your car on the street!

[]93.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Aries!

Aries who?

Aries a reason why I’m here!

[]94.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Checkmate!

Checkmate who?

Checkmate bounce if you don’t have enough money!

[]95.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Ari!

Ari who?

Ari-S-P-E-C-T! Find out what it means to me!

[]96.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Census!

Census who?

Census presents for Christmas!

[]97.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Moo!

Moo who?

Are you a cow or an owl?

[]98.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Texas!

Texas who?

Texas are rising each year!

[]99.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Ben!

Ben who?

Ben away for far too long!

[]100.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Candice!

Candice who?

Candice get any better?

[]101.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Toucan!

Toucan who?

Toucan open the door!

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[] About the Author

Arnie Lightning is a dreamer. He believes that everyone should dream big and not be afraid to take chances to make their dreams come true. Arnie enjoys writing, reading, doodling, and traveling. In his free time, he likes to play video games and run. Arnie lives in Mississippi where he graduated from The University of Southern Mississippi in Hattiesburg, MS.

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  • Published: 2015-09-06 22:20:08
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101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids! 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids!