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101+ Knock Knock Jokes

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101+ Knock Knock Jokes

By Arnie Lightning

Arnie Lightning Books

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Table of Contents

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Knock Knock Jokes

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Maze 4

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About the Author

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[][][] Knock Knock Jokes

1.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Icy!

Icy who?

Icy you! Open this door!

2.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Abbey!

Abbey who?

Abbey stung me on my nose!

3.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Camilla!

Camilla who?

Camilla minute!

4.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Earl!

Earl who?

Earl be happy when you finally open this door!

5.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Alba!

Alba who?

Alba in the kitchen if you need me!

6.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Cozi!

Cozi who?

Cozi has to!

7.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Alfred!

Alfred who?

Alfred the dark! Open the door!

8.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Read!

Read who?

Read between the lines!

9.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Aladdin!

Aladdin who?

Aladdin the street wants to talk!

10.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Juno!

Juno who?

Juno how long I’ve been waiting out here?

11.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Adore!

Adore who?

Adore stands between us, open up!

12.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Boris!

Boris who?

Please don’t Boris with more knock knock jokes!

13.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Garden!

Garden who?

I’m garden the door for you!

14.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Al!

Al who?

Al lied!

15.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Underwear!

Underwear who?

Underwear my baby is tonight?

16.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Alligator!

Alligator who?

Alligator for her birthday was a card!

17.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Bug!

Bug who?

Go bug someone else!

18.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Cargo!

Cargo who?

Cargo better if you fill it up with gas first!

19.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Arbus!

Arbus who?

Arbus leaves in about 15 minutes!

20.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

May!

May who?

May I come in?

21.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Curry!

Curry who?

Please curry me back home!

22.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Bean!

Bean who?

Bean working very hard today!

23.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Four!

Four who?

Four he’s a jolly good fellow!

24.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Ben Hur!

Ben Hur who?

Ben Hur an hour!

25.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Artichoke!

Artichoke who!

Artichoke when he ate too fast!

26.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Cartoon!

Cartoon who?

Cartoon up just fine. She sounds like a sewing machine!

27.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Geno!

Geno who?

Geno any good jokes?

28.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Amelia!

Amelia who?

Amelia letter the other day!

29.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Mabel!

Mabel who?

You can have Mabel syrup with your pancakes!

30.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Bach!

Bach who?

Bach to work!

31.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Athena!

Athena who?

Athena funny movie the other day!

32.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Texas!

Texas who?

I told you to Texas when you got home!

33.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Adam!

Adam who?

Adam up and tell me the total!

34.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Yucca!

Yucca who?

Yucca open the door and find out!

35.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Abby!

Abby who?

Abby C D E F G!

36.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Ben!

Ben who?

Ben knocking on this door all day long!

37.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Two!

Two who?

Two be or not to be? That is the question.

38.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Amasso!

Amasso who?

Amasso sorry you don’t remember me!

39.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Olive!

Olive who?

Olive you too!

40.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Aaron!

Aaron who?

Aaron the barber’s floor!

41.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Zeke!

Zeke who?

Zeke and ye shall find!

42.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Bully!

Bully who?

Bully Jean is not my lover!

43.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Amour!

Amour who?

Amour you eat, the bigger you’ll get!

44.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Manny!

Manny who?

Manny times I have knocked on this door!

45.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Bacon!

Bacon who?

Bacon a cake for your birthday!

46.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Robin!

Robin who?

Robin from the rich and giving to the poor!

47.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Bertha!

Bertha who?

Bertha-day wishes to you!

48.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Tank!

Tank who?

You are welcome!

49.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Alaska!

Alaska who?

Alaska my parents if I can go!

50.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Cheese!

Cheese who?

Cheese a jolly good fellow!

51.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Razor!

Razor who?

Razor hands, it’s a stick-up!

52.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Alka!

Alka who?

Alka pone!

53.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Banana!

Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

54.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Cologne!

Cologne who?

Cologne me names won’t help anything!

55.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Bat!

Bat who?

Bat you’ll never guess!

56.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Caesar!

Caesar who?

Caesar quickly before she runs away!

57.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Edwin!

Edwin who?

Edwin some and you lose some!

58.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Tullos!

Tullos who?

Tullos all your dark secrets!

59.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Yule!

Yule who?

Yule never guess who it is!

60.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Ahmed!

Ahmed who?

Ahmed a big mistake coming over here!

61.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Furlow!

Furlow who?

Furlow my directions and open up!

62.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Ina!

Ina who?

Ina get in this house!

63.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Noah!

Noah who?

Noah one will open the door!

64.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Adelia!

Adelia who?

Adelia the cards after you shuffle them!

65.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Dewey!

Dewey who?

Dewey have to keep asking this?

66.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Stan!

Stan who?

Don’t make me Stan outside all day!

67.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Zany!

Zany who?

Zany one home?

68.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Benny Braggs!

Benny Braggs who?

Benny Braggs too much!

69.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Wafer!

Wafer who?

Wafer a long time, but now I’m back!

70.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Arnie!

Arnie who!

Arnie having any fun?

71.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Barbie!

Barbie who?

Barbie Q!

72.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Cynthia!

Cynthia who?

Cynthia been away I missed you so much!

73.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Wade!

Wade who?

Wade up! I am almost there!

74.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Cash!

Cash who?

Cash me if you can!

75.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Candy!

Candy who?

Candy cow jump over the moon?

76.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

It’s Sam!

It’s Sam who?

It’s Sam person that was here earlier!

77.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Ten!

Ten who?

Ten to your own business!

78.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Sarah!

Sarah who?

Sarah other way to get in?

79.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Jess!

Jess who?

Jess the way it is going to be!

80.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Bones!

Bones who?

Bones upon a time!

81.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Amory!

Amory who?

Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!

82.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Bless!

Bless who?

I didn’t sneeze!

83.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Shelby!

Shelby who?

Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!

84.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Arkansas!

Arkansas who?

Arkansas though any piece of wood!

85.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Tad!

Tad who?

Tad’s it! I’ve had enough of this!

86.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Summer!

Summer who?

Summer good and summer bad!

87.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Anthem!

Anthem who?

She said that I’m so anthem in this blue shirt!

88.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Hugo!

Hugo who?

Hugo first!

89.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Alexander!

Alexander who?

Alexander friend are coming over soon!

90.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Jamaica!

Jamaica who?

Jamaica big mistake if you don’t open up!

91.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Alexia!

Alexia who?

Alexia again to open this door!

92.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Closure!

Closure who?

Closure mouth when you are eating!

93.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Allison!

Allison who?

Allison to you if you will listen to me!

94.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Nunya!

Nunya who?

Nunya business!

95.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Burglar!

Burglar who?

Burglars don’t knock!

96.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Nadia!

Nadia who?

Nadia head if you are listening!

97.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Pain!

Pain who?

Pain in the neck!

98.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Arizona!

Arizona who?

Arizona room for one of us in this house!

99.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Carrie!

Carrie who?

Carrie my bag!

100.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Ear.

Ear who?

Ear you are!

101.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Ayatollah!

Ayatollah who?

Ayatollah you already!

102.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Amahl!

Amahl who?

Amahl shook up!

103.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Cows!

Cows who?

Cows go moo not who!

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[][] Maze 3

[] Maze 4

[] Maze Solutions

[] About the Author

Arnie Lightning is a dreamer. He believes that everyone should dream big and not be afraid to take chances to make their dreams come true. Arnie enjoys writing, reading, doodling, and traveling. In his free time, he likes to play video games and run. Arnie lives in Mississippi where he graduated from The University of Southern Mississippi in Hattiesburg, MS.

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101+ Knock Knock Jokes

101+ Knock Knock Jokes for Kids! Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean knock knock jokes for children. Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with these funny knock knock jokes. With silly jokes and hilarious laughs, beginning and early readers can enjoy lots of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. -101+ funny knock knock jokes -Excellent for early and beginning readers -Hours of fun and entertainment for your child -Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Funny jokes from this book... Knock knock! Who’s there? Icy! Icy who? Icy you! Open this door! Knock knock! Who’s there? Alfred! Alfred who? Alfred the dark! Open the door! Knock knock! Who’s there? Juno! Juno who? Juno how long I’ve been waiting out here? Knock knock! Who’s there? Athena! Athena who? Athena funny movie the other day! Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) This funny joke book is full of hilarious knock knock jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about food will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Arnie Lightning is a children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!

  • Author: Hey Sup Bye Publishing
  • Published: 2017-08-11 03:20:12
  • Words: 1785
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