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101+ Insect Jokes

By LOL Funny Jokes Club

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Table of Contents

Insect Jokes

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Q: How do you take an injured bug to the hospital?

A: With an antbulance!

Q: Who was the bee’s favorite pop group?

A: The Bee Gees!

Q: What did the caterpillar say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?

A: Worm your way out of that one!

Q: Can bees fly in the rain?

A: Not without their yellow jackets!

Q: Why did the spider buy a car?

A: So he could take it out for a spin!

Q: Why was the mother glow worm unhappy?

A: Her children were not that bright!

Q: What has antlers and sucks blood?

A: A moose-quito!

Q: Are mosquitos religious?

A: Yes because they prey on others!

Q: What flies, bites, and talks in code?

A: A morse-quito!

Q: What insect runs away from everything?

A: The flee (flea)!

Q: What did the flea say to the other after a night out?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog?

Q: Why are mosquitoes so annoying?

A: They know how to get under your skin!

Q: What did the spider say when he broke his new web?

A: Yarn it!

Q: What do you get if you mix a worm and a young goat?

A: Dirty kid!

Q: What has 50 legs and cannot walk?

A: Half of a centipede!

Q: Where do you take a sick wasp?

A: To the waspital!

Q: If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it?

A: Fly past flea.

Q: What goes snap, crackle, pop?

A: A firefly with a short circuit!

Q: What is the most faithful insect?

A: A flea because once they find someone they like they stick to them!

Q: What do you call a bee has a spell put on him?

A: Bee-witched!

Q: What’s a bee’s favorite flower?

A: Bee-gonias!

Q: What do you call an ant with frog’s legs?

A: An antphibian.

Q: What did the woodworm say to the chair?

A: It has been nice gnawing you!

Q: Why was the centipede dropped from the tennis team?

A: He took too long to put his shoes on!

Q: What is the biggest moth in the world?

A: Mammoth!

Q: What kind of gum do bees chew?

A: Bumble gum!

Q: Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

A: He wanted to see the floor show!

Q: What should a bee say before it stings you?

A: This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

Q: Why did the bees go on strike?

A: Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?

A: They kept droning on and on!

Q: Why don’t anteaters get sick?

A: They are full of anti-bodies!

Q: Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

A: They can lighten your load!

Q: What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

A: It became daddy short legs!

Q: What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

A: Ant-elopers.

Q: How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

A: Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

Q: What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?

A: A grasshover!

Q: Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?

A: Everyone had to go on in pairs (pears)!

Q: What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs?

A: Ear we go!

Q: Where do bees keep their money?

A: In the honey box!

Q: What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk?

A: A centipede with a wooden leg!

Q: What do you get if you mix a moth with a firefly?

A: An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

Q: How do we know that insects are so clever?

A: They always know when you’re eating outside!

Q: How do fireflies start a race?

A: Ready, steady, and glow!

Q: What did the bee say to the other bee in summer?

A: Swarm in here isn’t it?

Q: Who is a bee’s favorite painter?

A: Pablo Beecasso!

Q: What bee is good for your health?

A: Vitamin bee!

Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a flea?

A: Bugs Bunny!

Q: Why was the centipede late?

A: He was playing ‘This Little Piggy’ with his baby brother!

Q: What is worse than an dinosaur with toothache?

A: A centipede with athlete’s foot!

Q: How can stones stop moths from eating your clothes?

A: Rolling stones gather no moths!

Q: Where do bees go on holiday?

A: Stingapore!

Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A: A hum dinger!

Q: How does a queen bee get around her hive?

A: She is throne!

Q: How do fleas travel?

A: By itch-hiking!

Q: What do you get from a bee that has an udder like a cow?

A: Milk and honey!

Q: What is black, yellow, and covered in blackberries?

A: Bramble bee!

Q: Who writes books for kid bees?

A: Bee-trix Potter!

Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?

A: A humburger!

Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?

A: Because they use honey combs!

Q: What does the Santa Claus Bee say?

A: Ho hum hum!

Q: What was the spider’s favorite TV show?

A: The newly web game!

Q: Which doctors are like spiders?

A: Spin doctors!

Q: What are the smartest bees?

A: Spelling bees!

Q: How do you spot a modern day spider?

A: Instead of just having a web, he has a website!

Q: What do you call 200 spiders on a tire?

A: A spinning wheel!

Q: What do you call a big Irish spider?

A: St. Paddy long legs!

Q: Who is a bee’s favorite classical music composer?

A: Bee-thoven!

Q: What goes hum-choo, hum choo?

A: A bee that is sneezing!

Q: What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

A: Please bee-hive yourself!

Q: What did the bee say to the flower?

A: Hello honey!

Q: What do you call “Tale of Two Mosquitoes”?

A: Bite-time story.

Q: What kind of bee cannot be understood?

A: The mumble bee!

Q: How do you make a moth bawl?

A: Hit him with a fly swatter.

Q: What did the spider say to the bee?

A: Your honey or else!

Q: What did the confused bee say?

A: To bee or not to bee!

Q: What is the definition of a caterpillar?

A: Worm in a fur coat!

Q: What do you get if you mix a centipede and a chicken?

A: Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

Q: Why was the moth so unpopular?

A: He kept picking holes in everything he saw!

Q: How many bees do you need in a bee choir?

A: One humdred!

Q: What do bees do if they want to use the public transport?

A: Just wait at the buzz stop!

Q: What is the biggest ant in the world?

A: An elephant!

Q: What lives in a gum tree?

A: Stick insects!

Q: Why do bees buzz?

A: Because they cannot whistle!

Q: What goes zzub, zzub?

A: A bee flying backwards!

Q: Why is a spider a good swimmer?

A: They have webbed feet!

Q: What is a bee’s favorite book?

A: The Great Gats-Bee!

Q: What does a spider do when he gets mad?

A: He goes up a wall!

Q: What can make a glow worm glow?

A: A light meal!

Q: How do you start a bug race?

A: One, two, flea… Go!

Q: What did the mother worm say to her son when he came home late?

A: Where in earth have you been!

Q: What is a flea’s favorite book?

A: The Itch-Hikers Guide to the Galaxy!

Q: Why do bees hum so much?

A: They have forgotten the words!

Q: How do fireflies lose weight?

A: They burn calories.

Q: What is a bee-line?

A: The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!

Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear?

A: Buzzness suit!

Q: What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?

A: One is going to itch and the other is itching to go!

Q: What do you get if you mix a firefly and a moth?

A: An insect who can find its way around a dark room!

Q: Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

A: He wanted to improve his bite!

Q: What kind of bees hums and drop things?

A: The fumble bee!

Q: What type of bug bothers sporting dogs?

A: Ath-fleats!

Q: How are spiders like tops?

A: They are always spinning!

Q: How do you make a butterfly?

A: Throw butter in the air!

Q: What did one firefly say to the other when he left?

A: I have to glow now!

Q: Which insect makes movies?

A: Steven Spielbug!

Q: What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A: Try sewing buttons on a mosquito!

Q: What was the bee’s favorite film?

A: The Sting!

Q: What are spiders webs good for?

A: Spiders!

Q: What did the spider say to the fly?

A: We are getting married. Do you want to come to the webbing?

Q: Why were the flies playing soccer in the saucer?

A: They were playing for the cup!

Q: What do insects learn in school?

A: Mothmatics!

Q: What do you call an insect that throws trash on the ground?

A: A litter bug!

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  • ISBN: 9781370677092
  • Author: Hey Sup Bye Publishing
  • Published: 2017-08-14 19:17:16
  • Words: 1839
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